The color of the day is Scarlett

Pack- the best one clearly, since we own the library (Hysop Pack) I'm a werewolf going to Mooncreek U.

[normal-horoscopes]

What do you think about werewolves?

CUTE

[jaubaius]

Vampire and werewolf dating

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blackbearmagic]

Last night, I dreamed there was this really popular youtube channel called “WolfpackDan”, and it was a guy who literally lived with a pack of wolves in the forest, just documenting daily life.

Now, I need you to understand that Dan was not some sort of Coyote Peterson type. He looked and dressed like someone who would pretend to get drunk off of non-alcoholic beer and say “bruh” unironically. He looked like the “bro I am straight up not having a good time” guy. But there he was, literally living in the forest with a wolf pack, recording and uploading videos with his phone.

One of his videos opened with him talking to the camera about “yeah, the pack went hunting today and just made a kill”. He turned his wrist to pan his phone over his shoulder, where four wolves are pinning down and tearing into a whitetail buck who is two gasps away from death.

“We’re actually hoping to make two kills today,” he added, panning his phone the other way to show two more wolves latching onto a second deer. “The Old Lady’s pups are growing really fast and it’s getting harder to provide for them. Once they can join the hunt, that’ll be a huge weight off everyone’s shoulders.”

He panned back to the first deer, where the wolves were now tearing into the meal. “I’m really hoping they’ll leave the pelt on this one intact,” he said. “I need a new cape. Winter is coming, guys.” 

The last shot of that video was him running through the trees with the pack, with a still-bloody deer hide draped over his shoulders.

I can’t remember any more of his specific videos, but the gist I got from them was that he actually was a contributing member of the pack (hence the “we”) and had been raised at least partially by the wolves themselves. Not sure how they raised him into this dudebro-looking twenty-something with a name like Dan, but they did?

Where did he get his phone? How did he pay for his data? Who taught him English? Why did he dress like that?

I have so many questions for WolfpackDan.

[blackbearmagic]

I don’t know why this is getting a lot of notes tonight, but I’m excited for all the attention WolfpackDan is getting, and I hope that–in whatever universe he exists–he’s getting a huge influx of subscribers and is living his best life.

[depression-healthy-carrier]

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[strongermonster]

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

[45639844745389475838490347]

Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

[strongermonster]

hmm it’s almost like i exaggerated the number to make a, how you say, joque! but it seems like it wasn’t your turn with the iq points this weekend huh

[ginakutagawaspersonalwhore]

bitch i’m fucking screaming

[elsewhereuniversity]

Me, having just transformed back into a student after being a white wolf for like a few months: heartsblood honestly isn't even that good y'all

[crows-and-roses]

@thecolorful-mcu

Hey Scar, would you do me a favor? I’ll order you a pizza or some other food.

Bear is having an issue with amnesia, and you two share some things in common he’s starting to recall. He might appreciate the insight.

Just a note, forcing recall of things that haven’t come back on their own is dicey, so be gentle with it.

[thecolorful-mcu]

Wild

[crows-and-roses]

Isn’t it always? Things have calmed down for the most part, at least.

How’s your summer going?

[thecolorful-mcu]

It’s going. The heat sucks.

[crows-and-roses]

Ah, yeah, that’s always the worst. You guys have a pool available?

[thecolorful-mcu]

Theres a lake

[crows-and-roses]

@thecolorful-mcu

Hey Scar, would you do me a favor? I’ll order you a pizza or some other food.

Bear is having an issue with amnesia, and you two share some things in common he’s starting to recall. He might appreciate the insight.

Just a note, forcing recall of things that haven’t come back on their own is dicey, so be gentle with it.

[thecolorful-mcu]

Wild

[crows-and-roses]

Isn’t it always? Things have calmed down for the most part, at least.

How’s your summer going?

[thecolorful-mcu]

It's going. The heat sucks.

[crows-and-roses]

@thecolorful-mcu

Hey Scar, would you do me a favor? I’ll order you a pizza or some other food.

Bear is having an issue with amnesia, and you two share some things in common he’s starting to recall. He might appreciate the insight.

Just a note, forcing recall of things that haven’t come back on their own is dicey, so be gentle with it.

[thecolorful-mcu]

Wild

[thecolorful-mcu]

Tips and tricks to spot your local scarlett

Pure wolves don’t have dew claws on the back legs, but some dogs do and weres with all 10 toes do too. 

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

You sent the fuckor ask about people looking up to scar

I ain’t sure if this counts for that but… yeah Fucktor

[thecolorful-mcu]

Fucktor?

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

Fuck whatever, you know what I meant.

[thecolorful-mcu]

I’m a wolf but I can read an ask and then write a word contained in it

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

But can you breathe underwater?

[thecolorful-mcu]

Is that a threat?

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

Nah, bragging mostly

[thecolorful-mcu]

I'm also not a fairy so like

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

You sent the fuckor ask about people looking up to scar

I ain’t sure if this counts for that but… yeah Fucktor

[thecolorful-mcu]

Fucktor?

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

Fuck whatever, you know what I meant.

[thecolorful-mcu]

I’m a wolf but I can read an ask and then write a word contained in it

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

But can you breathe underwater?

[thecolorful-mcu]

Is that a threat?

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

You sent the fuckor ask about people looking up to scar

I ain’t sure if this counts for that but… yeah Fucktor

[thecolorful-mcu]

Fucktor?

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

Fuck whatever, you know what I meant.

[thecolorful-mcu]

I'm a wolf but I can read an ask and then write a word contained in it

[yelp-for-the-kelp]

You sent the fuckor ask about people looking up to scar

I ain’t sure if this counts for that but… yeah Fucktor

[thecolorful-mcu]

Fucktor?

[thecolorful-mcu]

You made my art your icon!! 😊 -Talia

Of course! I love it and want everyone to see it all the time

[mcuatthemoon]

!!!!!! Thank you! That means so much!!!

[thecolorful-mcu]

💛 love ya kiddo