brown eyed bitch

beep boop boop

[sexualremarks]

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

after shaving your pubes

[owdaddyno-deactivated20190214]

BYE

[willnotcomplytonorms-deactivate]

"Your makeup looks really natural today"

[huntintrip]

[claycaduceus]

FACT:

people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

*takes a second to verify my argument with google because i’m pretty sure i know what i’m talking about but i don’t wanna get dragged*

[infamousgod]

It’s 2015 and we still can’t be told whether it’s just the password or username that’s incorrect

[thecongratulationstation-blog]

pokemon: *becomes confused*

me: hoe don't do it

pokemon: *hits itself in its confusion*

me: oh my god

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tropconnu]

i am literally on at least one electronic at all times this is not a joke

[just-shower-thoughts]

7 billion people experienced this day in a different way

[wendynp-blog]

[lecretary]

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[bajn]

have you ever been both scared and excited to open a message

[aliensky-deactivated20201201]

[rose-for-a-tenner-deactivated20]

Actually when I was younger, my mom gave me this book and it teaches young girls to love themselves before they worry about what guys think of them. It really helped 12 year old me. The end of the book says “guys like girls who like themselves.” The title is meant to catch the attention of self-loathing teenage girls because they’re the ones who need to read it the most. So you all literally just judged a book by its cover. Go stand in the corner and think about what you did.

[lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo]

oh

[ulibeanzz]

one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent game not an insult to fling at women when u feel like being a misogynist. anyway I hate nerds