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@thecoolestpool
Okay, so I know what you’re thinking: “Another Deadpool? Lame!” Which y’know, rude, but it’s not my fault the multiverse keeps making mes! Can’t a Deadpool just join the multiversal Tumblr in peace?!
Anyways, welcome to my humble blog! Feel free to ask me shit and I may or may not answer. See you around, cutie patooties!
cock or balls... you pick
Why do I have to pick? Why can’t it be both?
Life is so unfair…
Wade-
Wade I'm so so sorry about what I said to you, I was mad and everything was just going wrong, but I am very sorry I was so out of line & I just want you to know I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you, I was just mad at everything.
This stupid brain thing is just, making me feel crazy...
@ask-scottsummers-xmen
Don’t apologize, Scott. You were right to say what you did. I wasn’t there for you when it mattered, because I was being a coward. I couldn’t face you because I thought I had failed, and in the end, that’s what really made me fail you.
I never deserved you. I know I probably sound like a broken record saying that, but it’s the honest to Thor truth! I mean, hell, I’m not even supposed to be in this universe in the first place!
That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy and cherish what we had—I’m grateful I got to be with you, Scott. Thanks for everything. ❤️
I've obviously had my fair share of problems, I meaning was just gone for I don't know how many days on a coke binge because I was upset
I don't know how I'm going to get better, I don't know if I even will. It's like I got half a lobotomy...
But I don't, I mean I can't make you, but I still want to see you... I don't, I don't want you to leave me.. I just, i just want things to feel normal again...
Wait.
You mean you didn’t break up with me?
Wade-
Wade I'm so so sorry about what I said to you, I was mad and everything was just going wrong, but I am very sorry I was so out of line & I just want you to know I'm sorry, I'm not mad at you, I was just mad at everything.
This stupid brain thing is just, making me feel crazy...
@ask-scottsummers-xmen
Don’t apologize, Scott. You were right to say what you did. I wasn’t there for you when it mattered, because I was being a coward. I couldn’t face you because I thought I had failed, and in the end, that’s what really made me fail you.
I never deserved you. I know I probably sound like a broken record saying that, but it’s the honest to Thor truth! I mean, hell, I’m not even supposed to be in this universe in the first place!
That’s not to say I didn’t enjoy and cherish what we had—I’m grateful I got to be with you, Scott. Thanks for everything. ❤️
Fav drag queen???
I have several! Plastique Tiara, Bob and Juno Birch are all up there in my faves.❤️
Follow your dreams pool
My dreams are full of gore and misery. Not sure I wanna follow those!
I'm so glad I can't get hangovers anymore, otherwise I'd be having a KILLER one right now.
@scarf-a-seth @winter-bucky-soldier
How're you two doing?
I think I was broken up with.
Wanna hug? Kinza drunk rignr now, but i gotz warm
Y’know what? Yeah. Let’s hug and get drunk together.
Ayyy, yeaz. Ez get fre sha vaca do frm el taco an'na couple'a drinks.
I’m gonna need a tad more than a couple of drinks, bud.
…Wait, can I even get drunk like this?
I think I was broken up with.
Wanna hug? Kinza drunk rignr now, but i gotz warm
Y’know what? Yeah. Let’s hug and get drunk together.
I think I was broken up with.
got my hands on a burner phone
left my cards, phone, and car at the house
dumped my clothes for brand new ones to hopefully hide some of my scent, been on and off buses all day for the same reason
don't bother telling me im being stupid, I already know
seems like everyone got on just fine without me and it doesn't matter what I do no one listens to me anyway so I might as well leave
Look, I get it, you need some alone time. Just…please come back. When you’re ready.
I’ll be here.
I guess you and Goobs swapped during whatever happened…talk about timing, amiright?
Take care of Scott, okay?
Goobs is... distressed at the moment. He had a lot of things said to him and I think he just swapped out somehow when he got overwhelmed.
I've got Scott. I'll do the best I can, although i probably shouldn't be in charge of another human being when I can hardly care for myself.
Well, I’m here if either of ya need anything. Emotional support Deadpool, at your service. ☺️
…what exactly went down, anyways? Do you know?
The bare minimum. From what I can put together, Victor is weird or different somehow, Scott was trying to get through to him and got injured in the process, Goobs stepped in to try and protect Scott.
Scott got upset at him because he almost got through to Victor, and apparently Victor is being a grade-A asshole too.
I... don't know what exactly was said to Goobs between them both, but whatever it was, he's upset. Very upset. Not the angry kind but just straight sadness. It's bad enough I can feel it sort of echo back to me.
I don't know when he's going to calm down enough to come back.
Is there any way you can get through to him? If you can feel what he feels, maybe that means you can…I dunno, communicate in some way? Or maybe force a swap like he did? If…he did even do that.
I guess you and Goobs swapped during whatever happened…talk about timing, amiright?
Take care of Scott, okay?
Goobs is... distressed at the moment. He had a lot of things said to him and I think he just swapped out somehow when he got overwhelmed.
I've got Scott. I'll do the best I can, although i probably shouldn't be in charge of another human being when I can hardly care for myself.
Well, I’m here if either of ya need anything. Emotional support Deadpool, at your service. ☺️
…what exactly went down, anyways? Do you know?
Yoohoo, @doctor-henry-mccoy @wrongs-what-i-do-best @professor-charles-xavier-askblog I brought Vicky back! Please fix whatever the hell it is you did, thaaaanks! Anyways I saw Scott crying with Goobs so I gotta go—
You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.
I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏
I was wondering why your katanas seemed to be larger than mine! Now I know you’re just compensating. 🤣
How was your Christmas?
Christmas-y! I had a good time with all my favorite people. ❤️
And that other me was there too I guess.
I know you draw the line at seeing other you naked, but is it because you find him gross through some weird self-esteem thing? Or is it because you don't like him in general. Or is it the selfcest vibes?
It’s a pretty well known fact I hate how I look when I’m all cancered up and shiz.
Also yeah, not the biggest fan of that guy.
