[role-play blog]

life is stupid, laugh at it!

[manicpixiedreampool]

[Out of Character Introduction Post + In Character]

Given the nature of Wade's character, use caution, & don't interact with sexual shit if you're a minor.

Wade Winston Wilson, aka Deadpool.

This blog will contain references to serious mental health issues, drug use, sexual themes, murder. Essentially, be prepared to see references to everything in the comics and movies. And maybe even the video game.

Block the tags "unreality" and "paranoid pool" to filter out the worst of Wade's delusions and mental health problems!

Blog runner is an adult!

Feel free to be mean to Wade.

Deadpool is from the same universe as @victor-can-haz-blog @ask-scottsummers-xmen @wrongs-what-i-do-best and @gambit-ragin-cajun

[Blinkies (gifs) + In Character under the Read More]

Well now that that's out of the way, time to let the real star of the blog do some talking! Wade Wilson, better known as the Merc With The Mouth. Occasionally played by Ryan Reynolds. Drawn like an 80 year old beefcake man by some, and a 20 year old twink by others!

I made blinkies. Do kids these days remember blinkies? Real big on myspace! Loved these little shits.

I'm a merc. Duh. Merc with the mouth. Hire me for all your killing needs! I offer bogo deals, black friday discounts, and even return customer coupons!

If you don't know my lore just google it. But not with the ai, it's wrong. Go to my Marvel page, I'm sure I have one! But basically cancer, dying, government experiments, BAM! Let there be life!

Also I just love Wolvie. Love? Maybe love-hate. All the other cool Deadpools get to team up with their Wolverines so much more often! I never get to see mine since I shot Scott that one time.

Oh and I guess I should reiterate something from the loser who wrote that other stuff above. I'm not known for being uh, sane. I'm definitely going to say shit that might make a real person with my problems feel like shit, and might trigger you? So now is a good time to block the "unreality" and "paranoid pool" tags pronto!

[manicpixiedreampool]

I know your secret

I've got like 30. Be more specific?

[manicpixiedreampool]

Follow your dreams Pool!!

✨ I will never give up! ✨

Oh, and please imagine me in a magical girl pose as I say that!

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[thecoolestpool]

I was wondering why your katanas seemed to be larger than mine! Now I know you’re just compensating. 🤣

[manicpixiedreampool]

No- They're bigger to match my dick! 😡🤬

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I like both of your cocks please don't fight

[manicpixiedreampool]

💥🐓 A good cock fight would solve 90% if my issues. (With dicks. In case that wasn't obvious for you, Scott. 🍆)

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

My cock doesn't do fighting, I'm a Pillow Princess

[manicpixiedreampool]

What if I goaded it into a fight and insulted it? 👀

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

You'd make it hard, but if you want it in you you have to take the initiative yourself.

[manicpixiedreampool]

Shockingly hot to hear, I'll be sure to insult Scott Junior next time I see you.

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

Don't call my dick Scott junior.

[manicpixiedreampool]

Little Scott? What about "Mommy's Little Helper"?

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I'm pretty sure that's Xanax

[manicpixiedreampool]

If Xanax has a dick that would most if not all of ypur problems.

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I feel way less anxious to be honest! Which is great, and also bad-

I am not making the best decisions recently

[manicpixiedreampool]

Did you actually fuck the Bucky clone?

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[thecoolestpool]

I was wondering why your katanas seemed to be larger than mine! Now I know you’re just compensating. 🤣

[manicpixiedreampool]

No- They're bigger to match my dick! 😡🤬

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I like both of your cocks please don't fight

[manicpixiedreampool]

💥🐓 A good cock fight would solve 90% if my issues. (With dicks. In case that wasn't obvious for you, Scott. 🍆)

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

My cock doesn't do fighting, I'm a Pillow Princess

[manicpixiedreampool]

What if I goaded it into a fight and insulted it? 👀

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

You'd make it hard, but if you want it in you you have to take the initiative yourself.

[manicpixiedreampool]

Shockingly hot to hear, I'll be sure to insult Scott Junior next time I see you.

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

Don't call my dick Scott junior.

[manicpixiedreampool]

Little Scott? What about "Mommy's Little Helper"?

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I'm pretty sure that's Xanax

[manicpixiedreampool]

If Xanax has a dick that would most if not all of ypur problems.

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[thecoolestpool]

I was wondering why your katanas seemed to be larger than mine! Now I know you’re just compensating. 🤣

[manicpixiedreampool]

No- They're bigger to match my dick! 😡🤬

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I like both of your cocks please don't fight

[manicpixiedreampool]

💥🐓 A good cock fight would solve 90% if my issues. (With dicks. In case that wasn't obvious for you, Scott. 🍆)

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

My cock doesn't do fighting, I'm a Pillow Princess

[manicpixiedreampool]

What if I goaded it into a fight and insulted it? 👀

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

You'd make it hard, but if you want it in you you have to take the initiative yourself.

[manicpixiedreampool]

Shockingly hot to hear, I'll be sure to insult Scott Junior next time I see you.

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

Don't call my dick Scott junior.

[manicpixiedreampool]

Little Scott? What about "Mommy's Little Helper"?

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[thecoolestpool]

I was wondering why your katanas seemed to be larger than mine! Now I know you’re just compensating. 🤣

[manicpixiedreampool]

No- They're bigger to match my dick! 😡🤬

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I like both of your cocks please don't fight

[manicpixiedreampool]

💥🐓 A good cock fight would solve 90% if my issues. (With dicks. In case that wasn't obvious for you, Scott. 🍆)

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

My cock doesn't do fighting, I'm a Pillow Princess

[manicpixiedreampool]

What if I goaded it into a fight and insulted it? 👀

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

You'd make it hard, but if you want it in you you have to take the initiative yourself.

[manicpixiedreampool]

Shockingly hot to hear, I'll be sure to insult Scott Junior next time I see you.

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[thecoolestpool]

I was wondering why your katanas seemed to be larger than mine! Now I know you’re just compensating. 🤣

[manicpixiedreampool]

No- They're bigger to match my dick! 😡🤬

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I like both of your cocks please don't fight

[manicpixiedreampool]

💥🐓 A good cock fight would solve 90% if my issues. (With dicks. In case that wasn't obvious for you, Scott. 🍆)

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

My cock doesn't do fighting, I'm a Pillow Princess

[manicpixiedreampool]

What if I goaded it into a fight and insulted it? 👀

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[thecoolestpool]

I was wondering why your katanas seemed to be larger than mine! Now I know you’re just compensating. 🤣

[manicpixiedreampool]

No- They're bigger to match my dick! 😡🤬

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I like both of your cocks please don't fight

[manicpixiedreampool]

💥🐓 A good cock fight would solve 90% if my issues. (With dicks. In case that wasn't obvious for you, Scott. 🍆)

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[thecoolestpool]

I was wondering why your katanas seemed to be larger than mine! Now I know you’re just compensating. 🤣

[manicpixiedreampool]

No- They're bigger to match my dick! 😡🤬

[manicpixiedreampool]

Is that a gun in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Why not both? 🔫🍆

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

I wouldn't mind something similar if you want to do something like that though-

[manicpixiedreampool]

Well, if you insist! I'll order one! And a few other things that the internet need not know. 😉

[manicpixiedreampool]

You should make a clone-a-willy for Scott, like the other Deadpool did! You can compare eithout even being naked around each other.

I don't need to compare my dick soze with @thecoolestpool because I already know I'm the clear winner! 😏

[manicpixiedreampool]

What are your New Year resolutions?

Shower more? Not to sound like a disgusting loser but I haven't been doing the best with that this year 😅

[manicpixiedreampool]

Hey Wade. I wanted to reply to your mug post but I’m just a lowly anon.

Anyways, I hate to break it to you but Logan doesn’t have any As in his name.

.... anon spell that again for me?

[manicpixiedreampool]

I got this for Logan. Should I scribble out "girl" and replace it, or is it funnier like this? I don't want to misgender him but he's fruity enough for "girl" in a gay way, right?

[manicpixiedreampool]

What was your pain-free Christmas like?

It was great. I got to actually go over for Christmas. I felt a little like I must be dreaming, since everything felt so... soft? Nice.

My skin didn't even hurt. It's crazy.