[nourrice]

*is beautiful and doesn’t deserve this*

[uoa]

[redsatinsheets]

me in the mornings & me omw to work

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[sappyassmemes]

[green-loaf]

She had the chance and she took it

[ryanbergara2]

when he asks if you wanna conspiracy theories and chill

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[scottlangs]

THE SHINING 1980 – dir. Stanley Kubrick

[shareyoursunshines]

“one day i will be a story you tell the next person who falls in love with you my name will come up in conversation when he stumbles across the poetry i wrote about you that you kept hidden in your closet. he will ask you about me and you will tell him that i had loved you more than i really should have and you will tell him that we ‘hooked up’ instead of ‘made love’ and when he asks if you still think about me you will say ‘i don’t know. i dont think i ever did.’”

— a series of things i wish weren’t true at all #1 // by rb

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[sirussly]

Autumn, I bid thee farewell…

[dontthinkonithermione]

What a beauty.

[take-49-blog]

[modebatty-deactivated20141102]

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

[fevix-deactivated20181203]

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

[oswednesday]

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

[dwight-schrutes]

[gaypriori]

I lost it at “2 bread”

[shownumetal]

1 gallon of regular chocolate

[watchthelightfade]

18 minutes of flour

[whitestonelovers]

5 plates of salt

[africanaquarian]

wtf is harper talking about

[iwillmindfuckyou]

are we really going to over look bellas salad

[acatnamedbinx]

[15342534222544325523689731-deac]

yeah

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

FREE THEM

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

I say this without a shred of irony:

pageant moms are abusive monsters.