The Copper Cobra

Filled with art and fandoms. What else is tumblr for?

[thecoppercobra]

[just-shower-thoughts]

School bullies in Stephen King novels are more psychotic and murderous than the actual monster.

[thecoppercobra]

Yeah cause Henry Bowers was the one eating all the kids...

[just-shower-thoughts]

People get so mad when they walk through a spider web but imagine how the spider feels. You just broke his entire home.

[thecoppercobra]

Spiders aren't intelligent enough for thought like that.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You don’t actually wash your hands. They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep

[thecoppercobra]

Wrong. My hands are part of my body and since I'm the one doing the action, I'm washing my hands.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We have panels that can survive spacecraft reentry heat, but we don’t have phone screen glass that can survive the sidewalk.

[thecoppercobra]

That's because it's ceramics & super-thick glass versus glass that needs to be able to recognize touch...

[just-shower-thoughts]

Duels probably took place at high noon so no participant would get the unfair disavdantage of being blinded by the sun

[honeygoblin-deactivated20210102]

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

[oakydokey]

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

[joysminuet]

@cardozzza

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love the mental image that tag creates

[thankgoodnessforme]

The bees when you give them the tea:

[just-shower-thoughts]

In chemistry you use gloves to protect yourself from your experiment, but in microbiology you use gloves to protect your experiment from you.

[thecoppercobra]

You use gloves to do both. As in, no cross contamination.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wearing a seatbelt increases your chances of getting cancer.

[thecoppercobra]

Correlation not causation

[theoctobercountryclub]

Over ten years ago The Greatest Show Unearthed came to your town and you barely made it out alive, now it’s back with all new sights and sounds! Follow the parade of dancing skeletons tomorrow 8/31 to purchase the first single from The Greatest Show Unearthed Returns, the all new album from Creature Feature coming in October.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In less than 400 years, we have gone from not understanding why apples fall down to almost fully understanding the origin of the universe.

[thecoppercobra]

We've known about God since the beginning of mankind though...

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you have two choices and one is taken away, you have zero choices.

[my-thoughts-of-flight]

A masterpiece 

[beacon-hills]

john was so proud of his son and his lovable idiot friends in this moment and no one can change my mind

[just-shower-thoughts]

No one ever sneezes in a film or tv show unless it’s relevant to the story.

[fuck-customers]

I present to you, literally my favorite yelp review at the SmartPet I used to work at. It’s called CLOSING for a reason people

[smitethestate]

The person who locked the doors in their faces is my hero.

[setheverman]

hey guys i have taken over the official swedish twitter account @sweden for the week which means i am now legally the king and also prime minister of sweden (go there and interact with my tweets please i am begging you)

[setheverman]

[a-very-optimistic-realist]

He’s already starting wars

[setheverman]

[setheverman]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you don’t cut the brownies when you cook them you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.