haters can eat me the fuck out

Some men like shiny new toys. Others like priceless antiques.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[sixpenceee]

Ancient Model Aircraft

There are artifacts belonging to ancient Egyptian and Central American cultures that look amazingly like modern-day aircraft. The Egyptian artifact, found in a tomb at Saqquara, Egypt in 1898, is a six-inch wooden object that strongly resembles a model airplane, with fuselage, wings and tail. 

Experts believe the object is so aerodynamic that it is actually able to glide. The small object was discovered in Central America (shown above) and is estimated to be 1,000 years old. It is made of gold and could easily be mistaken for a model of a delta-wing aircraft or even the Space Shuttle. It even features what looks like a pilot’s seat.

[gifbro]

[echoesofadventure]

Respect.

[liftrodite]

HER QUADS THO

[fitnika]

I can’t even do that on a flat surface lawwwd

[liza--joy-deactivated20160812]

fuckkkkk

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[blackmiracleworker-deactivated2]

CRYING

[legendaryshayne-deactivated2019]

Lmfaoing

[angelicexpression-deactivated20]

[donanananana-deactivated2018012]

I want to wear blue eyeshadow but how?

Pack it onto your eyelid, stopping just under the crease, and buff it out with a champagne color of your choice. Curl your lashes and ally tons of black mascara, top and bottom.

If you’re wearing a bright color and want to make it less aggressive, always buff out its edges with a shimmery neutral.

[weloveshortvideos]

[beetroots-blog-deactivated20181]

fuck i just watched this like 7 times and i’m laughing so hard i’m crying

[philodendronleaf-blog]

oh no oh my god

[poniesandsquats-deactivated2017]

THE MAN WHO IS FILMING’S BREATHING WHILE HE’S RUNNING AWAY MAKES THE WHOLE THING

[coluring]

girl you're hot

you can thank my genetics for that

[teenagedream]

me pretending to be a human being

[startrekdeepspacenine]

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

when i see “not politically correct” in bios i just know that’s code for racist among other shitty things

[dope-ethiopian]

The level of savagery reached on Twitter today for #WasteHisTime2016 was beautiful 🙃

[m-nasssty]

lmfao hahahahha

[perfect-is-a-smile]

[mercerism]

I just wanted to make an inspirational video but I hit the wrong audio filter

[jovan]

[pettyrevenge]

When I was a waitress, if a middle aged woman was ever rude to me (they almost always were) I’d happily offer them the senior discount, 65 and above only. It felt so good to see their eyes bulge out of their sockets and their mouths drop open in shock.

[optometristprime]