Don't Do That Its Probably Stupid

come here and earn this red lobster

[medievalspinster]

I’m both

[regulusrules]

So merlin is trending, huh? Here are 5 fics you should read about those immortal idiots

1. and it will set you free series by andiwriteordie. Arguably my favourite fix-it from so, so long. The way the author introspected about their entire lifetime was unbelievably powerful. And the way they gave Arthur agency to have had a say in the whole "destiny" debacle from the very beginning.. oh my. So creative and so incredibly loving. Honestly, all of this author's works are works of art and it's a crime against the fandom how very underrated they are.

2. Smile and Pretend by Fulgance. Yes fine I know I can't keep on recommending this author's Beauty in the Ashes of Our Lives every time I get the chance. But really, this one was just as amazing. My soft heart flutters for any and all Arthur-Finds-Out fics. Especially those where he lets Merlin come to him with it instead. aaaah. This fic is definitely one of the top tiers of the category.

3. Fathom Me Out by supercalvin. I don't know about you, but to me this is a requirement for our fandom. If you haven't read this fic, you haven't read anything. It is absolute brilliance— in writing, in the plot, in their characterization.. absolutely everything.

4. Still I Surface in Morning Light by queerofthedagger. Scar reveal, but make it so good that you never stop thinking about it. I can hands-down say it's one of the best scar reveal fics I've read in this fandom. It's so intricately written and their conversations are otherworldly. The despair and love you see here.. a masterpiece.

5. To you I swear my solemn oaths by regulusrules. Again, yes I know I should stop flouncing around My heart is readily yours every time I get the chance. It's my hyperfixation on fics that hyperfixate over Arthur, forgive me. TYISMSO was my first ever fic in the fandom, and I always look back at it with pride of how much faith I tried to breathe between them. They were in love, your honour. God I love those two idiots so much.

[meanplastic]

[afakepsychic]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Craig of the Creek

[master-red]

Bruh his father didn’t hold back, the hands really are rated E for Everyone

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh why was Ginuwine so extra, in ded rn lmao

[atasteoflee]

BIIIITTTTTCCCHHH I AM SCREEEAAMIINNGGGG LMFAO I CANT MAKE IT PAST 0:36

[wronglynamedbonnie]

BRUUHHHH just extra as tf

[justcariii]

Wooooooowwwww extra af goals

[mrloveballad]

this how extra i aspire to be lmfao

[tedllasso]

What do we got, what do we got?

[helluva-pilot]

the young scrooge in a muppet christmas carol can GET IT

[helluva-pilot]

[bigmeatyflaps]

[giovannidamilano]

I’m experiencing the rapture rn

[gamecubewizard]

[flaming-fruitcake-deactivated20]

[captain-snark]

[sleepully]

[wadey-wilson]

homecoming's "but I'm ready for more than that!" vs ffh's "i'm just a friendly neighborhood spider-man" is the pinnacle of wanting to be an adult vs actually being an adult and wanting back to the kindergarten

[unfollowfriday]

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

[artgroupie]

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

[612l-deactivated20180916]

this post just kills you twice huh

[ruinedchildhood]

[devilishxher]

[wizcoylifa]

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

[toocooltobehipster]

[maryanpop]

terrist

[trjoel]

[theproblematicblogger]

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

[unstumpabledeplorable]

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

[feminists-against-feminism]

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

[ampersand-prime]

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

[feminists-against-feminism]

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

[theproblematicblogger]

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.