I'm Here Ya'll

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Hey Yall!

Clears throat

Uh I mean hello everyone these are the rules to interact with my blog

Is Vil gone? What about rook?......

Eh seemes like it now that they're gone I don't have to talk all fancy so get ready

This is my blog ere so I talk however I wan

So here are the rules

• NO SNITCHES- I don't need anyone snitching to vil bout me havin a account he can't see

•NO HESITATION- Don't hesitate to come, ask questions, or interact overall. I may be real competitive but i promise I'll try and be nice...ish

● ID Yourself- If you wanna be anonymous er whatever that's fine but try to give yourself a nickname or summ if your gonna be constantly interactin with meh

That's it!

Hope your day is as pleasant as yall are

~ Epel

[thecountryboyofnrc]

🐾 "What did you do. Floyd says you did something with glue guns."

- @crewel-teacher

DON'T LISTEN TO THAT STUPID OVERGROWN FISH-

I mean uh- please don't believe him, you know Floyd is not a reliable source.

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Why are there a bunch of animals all crowdin round in a circle like its some sorta ritual or sum-

Oh wait nevermind it's just silver again.

Wait what is that position!? He looks like he just got rammed with a truck??? Did he just collapse in the middle of walking or was he given a good ol' beat down?

Oh, there's a horse, I thought the equestrian club was the other way- OH. It's comin twords us. OH it's comin twords us.

Screw this I'm out!

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Honestly....now that think about it vils lessons...they are kinda useful once a blue moon er so.

IM NOT SAYING ALL OF THE TIME

Just some of the time that's all, like the whole apple juice deal, and the whole fake crying thing has gotten me out of multiple sticky situations.

....they're still annoyin as all hell though

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Hiya mate! Good day to you, Epel!

Kinda curious. How do you feel about having a tattoo on you?

Mmm- I don't know, I think tattoos are pretty cool, but vil would absolutely kill me now, and my Memaw always taught me to avoid tattoos and peircings.

[thecountryboyofnrc]

*gives you a honeycrisp apple*

here, i know vil's been more bitchier than usual

Oh! Erm- thank you

[thecountryboyofnrc]

If you're curious who the confession was from, I know her. I could tell you her name...

( - @ill-shroud )

.....I guess that'd work

So what is it? Come on. Tell me. What's their name?

[thecountryboyofnrc]

*a deep motherly sigh comes from a tall woman quite a bit taller than you* heartbraker apologiee

But-

No buts apologize

*sigh* I'm sorry for stealing my brother ceros arrows and shooting random people with it

You WHAT!

A deafening war cry from far off in the distance is all that can be heard echoing off the empty campus

It was epel. From the field. He knows nothing about what is going on in this duo and probably won't get involved.

Our boy invested and a tad bit competitive in his match

[thecountryboyofnrc]

MIKA

JUST SAW YOU RUNNING ACROSS THE COURTYARD LIKE SOMEONE'S OUT FOR YOUR LIFE 💀💀 But i gotta be honest when i say that i legit whispered "Why was Epel kinda.." then i got hit in the head by Ace, that little shi

Epel is typing

...

New message from Epel

OFX IM RYNMING ROOK ISS ON MYASS I DONT HAVE A DEAYH WIS AJSHEHHDBEHRJRK3N

New Message from Epel

Deepest apologies mon ami, Roi du Poison would like his runaway pupil returned.

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Suddenly appears with extremely frizzled and messy hair like he had ran his hands through it too much with bits of flour, cornmeal dried egg and tried batter. Bits of his face specifically cheeks and nose covered in four. An apron looped around his neck and tried around his waist.

It's. Not. Working. The craving won't disappear-

fuck!

[thecountryboyofnrc]

MIKA

PSST! Can't send a letter so I'm sending a text, but if you want to, i keep the Ramshackle door open for u! Btw if the door is locked there's this second window to your right that's also unlocked, if you want an escape? 👀👀

Epel is typing

...

New message from Epel

I'm on my way, if word gets back to vil that I snuck out under NO circumstances do you tell him. And don't let Ace or deuce or anyone know either

Ya hear me?

[thecountryboyofnrc]

I have a crush on you

(,,•﹏•,,)

Wha- hold yer horses! You can't just go saying stuff like that out of nowhere.

Not to mention anonymous? That's the cowards way to confess! If your gonna say "that" then out and out say it to me without yer mask!

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Hello purple haired applejack!

Im a fox for now -baps- but hello still!

Oh uhm- hello?

Do I wanna know how you turned inta a fox?

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Yall I may or may not be getting a hankering for corn bread again

.....But I didn't find a recipe last time so we might be in a bit of a pickle

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Apples! Say a swear word! >:)

-Ray anon

Fine.

But I swear to yall if you show Vil!

......

Fuck

[thegreatgrim]

Too bad we're snitches

@official-vil-schoenheit

Heeey housewarden Vil

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Suddenly disappears into the wind like he was sucked into the wind or the ground opened up underneath him and swallowed him whole.

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Extremely heavy breathing litterally hunched over hands on his knees as he wheeled and coughed trying to catch his breath.

I don't-

wheeze

Know what that was nor do I-

cough cough

EVER wanna find out

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Are you me????

-@epeltheapple

......

What in tarnations!?

How is there another me? Did Carter clone me or something?

[epeltheapple]

been 'ere since January, thank ya very much, so if anyone was cloned, it was me!

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Nah uh! I'm definitely not cloned I think yer pants are on fire pal

[epeltheapple]

Well, I'm no clone either! What in tarnation is this?? Some strange alchemy?

[epel-felmier-secret-account]

Y'all ain't gonna like what I'm bout to add on here but uhhh- Y'all who screwed up in our dorm? My bets on some other first year messin' round or somthin- our dorm is known fer it's potions and crap.

[epeltheapple]

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE O' US?????

I guess we could use our numbers to finally escape Vil if we needed to... but we gotta sort this out.

[thecountryboyofnrc]

Ya know what I rekon that's not a bad ider...