The Crafty Hedonist

I am a happy dong artist, a cosplayer, and a geek! After playing a couple of "the most overly complicated dating sims", I found myself fantasizing about relationships with aliens and other non-humans and got inspired to create adult toys based off of my favorite characters! I do everything, from the concept of the design, the sculpting, molding, casting and cleanup, and I've been having a blast! This has been a amazing experience and I hope I can share my fantasies with you! If you get curious,check out my shop at www.etsy.com/shop/thecraftyhedonist If you'd like to support my work so I can keep making new designs, please buy me a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/thecraftyhedonist

[thecraftyhedonist]

Hey! Been dying to ask and finally got the courage, but would you ever consider to make a Yautja(Alien Vs Predator) dildo? I fee you’d make a really cool styled one ^-^)b love your work!!

Oh, I actually already do! You'll be delighted to know it's called the Hunter (can't call it the Predator online haha!)

Hunter

It hunts you in the night, hidden just beyond your view, it is the Hunter! Inspired by your favorite space prize hunter, this textured and l

[thecraftyhedonist]

Hello,

If given the possibility would you do a Dildo that could be used has a packer then turned into a Dildo if needed ? So trans people could uses your accessory ?

Your truly,

Hello! I actually make several different pack and play style packers and will continue to make more as time allows =) If you'd like to check them out, go to spicerack.market/thecraftyhedonist

[thecraftyhedonist]

Are there any dildo models you recommend for beginners? Human-looking ones don’t do it for me, but that also means I’m not too, uh, experienced with dildos in general

Hello! Archangel is my best seller and a good intro piece, there's also the Keelah, Legion, Taoshay, Enkindled, Lost In Netherspace, and Amphibian Man are all amazing, tapered toys that are a good intro to fantasy toys =)

[thecraftyhedonist]

I just found you on etsy a few days ago and was so excited by the toys! I'm glad you have a shop open still. Once I have a little more money I'm gonna buy taoshay💖

Thank you <3 I barely have a shop on Etsy now because of the bans, but I'm going to change the listings a bit to see what I can get away with. I also have a shop at spicerack.market/thecraftyhedonist

[thecraftyhedonist]

Hello my geeky monster lovers! For those who don't know, Etsy updated their policy changes over the weekend to include sex toys of all types. I woke up this morning with most of my store deactivated. I'm still processing all of this, but I will be figuring out what my next step will be. I also have a store open at https://spicerack.market/thecraftyhedonist/ Thank you all for your continued support and I hope to continue making geeky adult toys for you beloved degenerates for years to come!

[thecraftyhedonist]

I was curious why you closed your Shopify and switched to Spicerack Marketplace, cause while it advertises itself as an alternative, it’s run by the same people who own Twisted Fantasies, a shop that created a dildo based on celebrity’s testimony of being sexually assaulted and doubled down on that decision when customers pushed back. While they posted an actual apology (which notably does not include any apology for doubling down, nor for their insistence that an allegation was made up) after the information about Spicerack’s ownership publicly came out, it took them years to make any kind of half-decent apology, it’s impossible to find any disclosure of the ownership on their website (and may seem like they were actively hiding the connection by removing evidence of it), and the ownership of both companies in itself shows a potential conflict of interest when it comes to marketing and data collection on the platform.

I closed my shopify because months passed by and I didn't make one sale. My finances are desperate enough right now that I'm having a hard time buying materials, or even paying my bills, and I just couldn't manage to spend a extra $100 a month for my shopify account. Maybe one day I will merit enough traffic that I can manage a shop that isn't in a marketplace environment, but now is not that time. I am aware of Twisted Fantasies, and I am keeping a eye on their future conduct as well as with SpiceRack. They made a really dumb decision but they did (eventually) apologize and remove the listing. However, should they misstep again, I will consider moving on. Most sincerely, please let me know if you have any other marketplace platform that you can recommend, I would love to hear about it =)

[thecraftyhedonist]

Did you hear the news of etsy planning on banning nsfw/ adult items by July 29th? If so, do you plan on moving your etsy shop somewhere else or possibly making your own website? I'd hate to see you disappear as you're one of mine and many mass effect fans favourite adult toy shops 😥

Hello! Thankfully I seem to be in compliance with the new rules, but in case my shop seems to disappear, I've also started a new shop on Spice Rack https://spicerack.market/thecraftyhedonist/

[thecraftyhedonist]

Now up on etsy, Roxy's Raceway!! Super excited for this and I hope you are all ready to get glammed up! Etsy.com/shop/thecraftyhedonist #roxystroker #fnafdildo #fnafstroker #stroker #stickyourdick #masturabator #securitybreach #nsfw #mature

[thecraftyhedonist]

Sadly the cost of materials are going up and I'm barely getting by, so TCH has had a price increase. To make up for it, I'm running a sale until 3/10 for 25% off! So if there's a toy that's caught your eye, now's the time to get it at the lower cost! Thank you for your understanding! thecraftyhedonist.etsy.com

[thecraftyhedonist]

Did everyone have a spooky Halloween?

etsy.com/shop/thecraftyhedonist

[thecraftyhedonist]

Sorry I haven't been posting as much, life has been a bit crazy, but hopefully I can make up for it with this tricolor Uroborus Feeldo!

[thecraftyhedonist]

The Mechlobite is live! Go check out my new grinder at etsy.com/shop/thecraftyhedonist #mechlobite #gigergrinder #grindertoy #sextoy #mature #NSFW #fantasytoy https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp-91VTPY3_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thecraftyhedonist]

New Grinder design! Still have to name it, but I may be able to get the mold done tonight! #grinder #grindertoy #mature #NSFW #thecraftyhedonist #fantasytoy #fantasydildo https://www.instagram.com/p/CpRGfTlPYEi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thecraftyhedonist]

Prepare for double trouble with this gold and copper Duel Ru'shan! #thecraftyhedonist #rushan #duelpenetration #hemipeen #aliendildo #masseffectdildo #krogandildo #getaquad https://www.instagram.com/p/CpQjFYJPS21/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thecraftyhedonist]

I love doing unexpected colors that have nothing to do with the sculpt's inspirational character 😆 either way, this green and purple Hunter is such a fun look! Etsy.com/shop/thecraftyhedonist #Hunter #NSFW #predatordildo #yautja #yautjadildo #fantasy dildos #monsterdildo #aliendildo https://www.instagram.com/p/CpJR7WhPTXE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thecraftyhedonist]

Loving the marbling on this purple, black and silver Kitsune 💜 Etsy.com/shop/thecraftyhedonist #kitsunedildo #thecraftyhedonist #fantasydildo #monsterpeen #monsterdildo https://www.instagram.com/p/Co3u_OZrfOm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thecraftyhedonist]

This sparkley bi-flag colored Ru'shan turned out so pretty I had to share! #biflagtoy #rushan #krogandildo #fantasytoy #aliendildo https://www.instagram.com/p/CoxYHntpToM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=