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Billie Dean Howard, I'm more than just party tricks and press on nails.

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

Billie nodded, putting a dramatic hand over her mouth and nodded. “Yes, Tate Langdon, I will marry you.” She told him, taking one of his hands to pull him off the floor. “But we’re waiting until after the baby is born, I’m not having those trailer trashy pregnant wedding pictures like my sister, okay?”

[usedtobemyroom]

    "…I dunno…those pictures were pretty hot.” And before his words could register and she could give him a playful hit, he pressed a kiss to her lips. “I’m joking, by the way,” he said after pulling away. “Your sister’s like twelve.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

Billie considered shoving him away but kissed her boyfriend anyway, though she was unsure why. "She's seventeen, and she was like eight months pregnant at that shotgun wedding. You're just lucky my dad likes you." She chuckled. "Or else he woulda shot ya' dead."

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

    “Always the perfectionist.” Tate shook his head before glancing at the floor. “I feel like we haven’t swept in awhile so good luck cleaning these black pants.” Tate slowly slid to one knee and looked up at Billie. “Billie Dean Howard, will you marry me maybe? Just a little?”

Billie nodded, putting a dramatic hand over her mouth and nodded. "Yes, Tate Langdon, I will marry you." She told him, taking one of his hands to pull him off the floor. "But we're waiting until after the baby is born, I'm not having those trailer trashy pregnant wedding pictures like my sister, okay?"

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

    “No. And that was once and I did try some too!” Tate shrugged before biting the inside of his cheek nervously. “I just meant…you don’t have to be my crappy girlfriend you could always be my crappy wife and I could be your crappy husband with our perfect kids that balance out our crappiness.”

Billie smiled huge, wrapping her arms around Tate she stood on her toes to give him a kiss. "If you're asking me to marry you, get on your knees." She demanded with a giggle. "Come on, propose to me right."

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

    "Well — We can fix one of those problems.” He nervously put his hands on his hips and shifted his weight foot to foot. “I mean — You don’t have to be a crappy girlfriend..”

Billie gave Tate a confused look as she crossed her arms, pretty sure she knew what her boyfriend was getting at. "Oh?" She raised an eyebrow. "Does this mean I get to be your not crappy girlfriend because you better think I'm not crappy or Carrie and the baby and I are leaving and you can be stuck with glue eater." She threatened.

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

    “Or," he started. "We could move to Greece and tell her when we’re halfway there. Or tell her and face the brief consequences. Or kill her and exorcise that bitch."

"We can't move to Greece, I'm finally President of my Book Club." Billie said seriously, kissing Tate on the cheek. "I'm not killing her, I don't want her to haunt me and tell me what a crappy girlfriend I am all the time."

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

    “Oh my God.” He laughed loudly before shaking his head quickly. “No, she’s not dead…I mean..I can change that.”

"We could not tell her." Billie nodded. "That seems like the only valid option to me actually. We could keep from telling her, wait until she dies, and then I will sit down and have a very nice chat with her."

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

    "Casper and that Barbie have a connection, you know that.” He licks his lips before looking at Billie as seriously as possible. “Now, the twins are the first obstacle. But have you considered my mother?’

"Last time Casper had that Barbie he threw her in my soup." Billie scoffed then let her hands drift to her stomach, a look of horror on her face. "No, God no, hasn't your mother died yet?"

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

    "I dunno..” He shrugged, suppressing a laugh. “Carrie was giving Casper the psycho eyes the other day when they were playing dolls and he took Barbie,” he said with a grin. “Who knows what they’re capable of.”

"Well Casper deserved it, you know how she loves that Barbie." Billie sighed dramatically. "They're little kids, Tate. Nobody's gonna kill this baby."

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

    “Do you really want to deal with two grieving five year olds? Have fun.” Tate raised his eyebrows at her. Of course he was joking, he wouldn’t leave his girlfriend to deal with their kids.

     "Maybe they'll be excited, almost as excited as you seem to be." The woman rolled her eyes. "Maybe they won't want to kill the baby."

[usedtobemyroom]

"So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

    “Obviously right as they’re getting right of the car for kindergarten. Then they can dwell on the reasons that smothering the baby would be wrong.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

     "You're cruel..." Billie shook her head. "We should sit them down and have an actual talk about it, like normal people."

[usedtobemyroom]

Mine

    Most of the spirits knew who Billie was by now, they knew not to fuck with her or they’d have bigger problems. This particular spirit expressed her distaste for guests often, relentlessly fucking around with the Harmon family. She wasn’t all to blame, nobody’d told her about the..loyalty he felt for the woman, even now.    Before Hayden had the chance to stick out her foot all the way in front of the medium’s path down the steps, Tate had pulled the brunette to the side and pushed her towards the wall.

    "You can fuck with anybody else here, Vivien, Violet, Charles, whoever the fuck you want. But you’re not going near her or you’re going to have a lot bigger problems than those bruises left from that shovel —” Upon her struggling he hardly pulled her back from the wall before borderline slamming her back against it. “Do you understand?”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

     Billie let out a shriek as she heard Tate's voice, nearly stumbling down the stairs on her own. She grabbed the railing, pivoting around to where Tate was. Leave it to Tate to go around saving her, she wasn't stupid, she knew there was somebody there who was willing to hurt her.

     "Leave the girl alone, Tate." Billie threatened.

     "I'm serious, Tate. Let her go, I wouldn't have fallen even if she somehow was capable of catching me off guard, and Hayden, my God, if you think pushing me down the stairs is going to get you laid you haven't met Tate."

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

"Just leave already."

"If you don’t want my help then suit yourself, little girl." Billie scoffed. "There are much more important things to do than wasting my time on the problems of children.”

[lillysgoodsecrets-deactivated20]

"You have no idea what it’s like to have to spend the rest of eternity in this stupid place, so don’t patronize me," Lilly retorted. "I grew up the minute my head was bashed in by that psychopathic actor, believe me, I wish I was still a little girl.” She was sick of people trying to get her to ‘go to the other side’ whatever the hell that meant. To her it just meant she’d be gone forever, and she wasn’t sure she was ready for that.

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

Billie rolled her eyes, already quite used to getting bitched out by ghosts on a regular basis. Lilly did seem to be quite the special case though, she was a lot more difficult to work with than many of the others. "If you don't want to be stuck here for eternity then let me help you. You're going to need closure, Lilly. If you ever want to go anywhere but here, you're going to need closure."

[usedtobemyroom]

"Who did this to you?"

     He’s quiet along with staring. He breathes deeply before pulling his sleeves farther until they’re over his hands. 

    “Me.”

[usedtobemyroom]

    He shrugs his shoulders in reply. Why would he do that? He has a great girlfriend, rich parents, loving siblings..     “I didn’t know how else to deal with the pain.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

     "What pain?" 

Billie asked him in a begging voice. She wanted to grab him and yell at him, beg him to stop hurting himself, but she knew Tate, and she knew that was probably no use.

     "What can I do to help you?"

[usedtobemyroom]

"Who did this to you?"

     He’s quiet along with staring. He breathes deeply before pulling his sleeves farther until they’re over his hands. 

    “Me.”

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

     "Tate."

     She bites her lip, still looking to his sleeves as she considers what to say next. She loved date dearly, and understood that he had his problems, but this was more than she expected.

     "W-why would you do that?"

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

"Just leave already."

"If you don't want my help then suit yourself, little girl." Billie scoffed. "There are much more important things to do than wasting my time on the problems of children."

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

"Who did this to you?"

"That little monster in the basement.” Billie held a hand over the gash on her arm. “I tried to talk it down and it clawed me, I’ll be fine.”

[gammaslamma]

Send my muse one of the following

[thecraigslistmedium-blog]

"Who did this to you?" "I’m ashamed of you." "I hate you." "You disgust me." "I love you." "Don’t go, please!" "Just leave already." "I don’t care about you." "I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many dogs at once…" "I don’t love you." "I lied." "You’re pathetic."  "You need to sleep sometime."  "Come on, just hit me!"  "Leave me alone!" "Don’t touch me." "I wish I’d never met you." "You’re adorable." "Do you have a cuddle buddy yet?" "Mind if I sleep here tonight?" "You’re beautiful."