Easy on the Vibrato

Kookie for Chon and Kakkmaddafakka

[cardinalisinfernum-deactivated2]

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

[ethniccrying]

I actually want to kill myself

[smutfemme-deactivated20220218]

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

@light-leaper

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

Based on my favorite post on this goddamned site

[neverthere12345]

[1upforlife]

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

She really did that…

[druidviolence2]

mostquito on my monitor bastard im typing at you

[druidviolence2]

[cikero]

I’m so mad that a t4 bacteriophage actually looks like that and that it’s appearance isn’t made up

[cikero]

this is how they look in all the models

this is how they actually look

like they really fucking look like that. in real life

[somniiloquy]

viruses are literally such bullshit they have the nerve to look like this and they aren’t even ALIVE

[thecrazymakalaka]

when native spanish speakers ask me "¿hablas español?"

what i say: sí, un poquito

what they hear: sí, puedo hablar con fluidez así que habla tan rápido como puedas porque puedo entenderte perfectamente

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[yeehawlw]

HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

[mielparaoshun]

Lmaoooo

[sushinfood]

[psinghx]

[homoprince]

Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*

The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:

[babyanimalgifs]

[guryo-moved-to-guryo-again]

tag your superbowl spoilers

[governmentplates-deactivated202]

Tom Brady dies

[solongstarbird]

He was ruthlessly murdered by the corporate machine

[rockhardgeologist]

[marvelsmostwanted]

[babyanimalgifs]

“Oh, did you need this?”

[thebigbiwolf]

its 5am and ive been thinking about this video for two weeks straight