The Cream Man

Joe ♥ Always Let The Dog Decide ✨

[thecreamman]

[thecreamman]

What will the graveyards of the future look like?

[thecreamman]

Always handle your lava lamps with the utmost care to ensure you do not disturb any Djinn which may reside within the glass confines.

[thecreamman]

Always let the dog decide.

[thecreamman]

Bag of trash seeking someone to take me out.

[thecreamman]

It is no surprise that the armadillo leaves it's natural habitat to find a new home when such delightful fruit grow on a plant, covered in spines, and well out of reach from the small armored mammal. Typically the armadillo finds a new home, either in an urban dumpster, or under the wheel of an automobile.

[derikisu]

[8-bitfiction]

[thecreamman]

My new friends

[fuckingsushi]

[professor-queerman]

Please enjoy these two heavily edited photos of me that I don’t hate (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*･ﾟ✧

[thecreamman]

<3

[thecreamman]

2007 me: how do people even develop a sexual interest in some of this shit??

2014 me: yeah, i'd probably fuck a robot

[michaelshillingburg]

[oopsinsurance]

[thecreamman]

me mentally: ok Do Not tell these people you hardly know Everything about you

me: so anyway wanna hear, in extensive detail, how fucked up i am

[thecreamman]

That feeling when you look deep into your mannequin’s eyes and she looks back.

[thecreamman]