Ideal Myths

Sometimes, I think things that I think are awesome. I like to write them down. I live in LA for college, but my heart remains about 3 miles across the water from San Fransisco. Radical, multiple shades of color, counter-patriarchy, counter-hegemony, anti gentrification, pro gender, pro queer, pro community, and male. Anything else? Just ask! I'm down for anon if it's gotta be that way! [I am Old, old, old things inside young, new, bursting sinews and unused eyes see things never before thought of. That place where there's nothing that you couldn't say twice that wouldn't be just as true. Courage, dear heart. A road never taken, but a journey just the same.]

[liberalsarecool]

We need to talk the talk AND walk the walk.

#BLM

[admirehermind]

LITERALLY just had this conversation! Painting the streets doesn’t actively invoke change. It’s a pacifying technique just like most of the other things done after we rage about the murders of our people. It’s also a way to get you to ignore the fact that these officers and regular white folk aren’t being convicted.

[ashendemon]

Rest while you can, because I will hunt you, and I will break you!

[selkielady]

Happy Mother’s Day!

[dicapito2-deactivated20230424]

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Islamic respect is unidirectional; demanded, not given.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[June: No you’re not in your uniform Barnaby!

George: That’s true.

Barnaby: Apologies!

June: That’s better.

George: Are you adjusting your outfit? It’s quite warm out here.

June: Yes! Let’s go look at him! Look at that!

George: Yes look at that!

June: Wow. Perhaps you could show me?

George: June, you could learn a new trade, and Barnaby, we could save costs on labor.

Barnaby: I can do that.

George. That’s a great idea.

June: Barnaby this is... really informative.

George: Yeah I commend you on your form sir.

Barnaby: Thank you Mr. George.

George: June make sure to get a good grip on that pole, dear.

June: Oh yes, I’ll hold the pole.

Barnaby: This pole right here Mrs. June.

June: Right this pole.

Barnaby: Right there. There you go.

June: Wow.

George: Barnaby perhaps I should learn how to clean the pool as well sir.

Barnaby: Yes Mr. George, come on over. Behind you.

George: Alright.

Baranby: Put your hand right here.

George: Oh okay. Oh!

Barnaby: It’s all in the hips.

George: Oh! Alright... June?

June: Yes George?

George: Why don’t you do me a favor and go make supper? Barnaby and I will be in in a moment. You have a deep stroke Barnaby.

June: GEORGE!!!

George: Get back inside June!

June: Alright.

Barnaby: Back and forth Mr. George.

George: Back and forth indeed.

Barnaby: Little faster.

George: Oh! Oh dear!]

[gotterhag]

I’m done

[thisisalljustashitshow-deactiva]

Get back inside June.

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[funnytwittertweets]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

Me immediately after getting the Claire's vaccine

[feelingbluepolitics]

Missouri Republican offers shocking rationalization for overturning the will of the voters

Republicans in Missouri moved on Thursday to overturn the will of the voters to keep more people from receiving health insurance during the

"'Republican lawmakers blocked Medicaid expansion funding from reaching the Missouri House floor on Wednesday, posing a setback for the voter-approved plan to increase eligibility for the state health care program,' The Kansas City Star reported Thursday

..."Although the measure was popular with voters, one Republican legislator argued that the voters should be ignored because it received support from urban and suburban voters, whose voices are apparently less important than those from rural areas."

[bewbin]

the food just doesn't taste as good without doing it tbh (tiktok)

[where-did-all-the-pain-go-deact]

[fsexyali2]

Puff Puff , PUFFFFFFF

[jn3008]

[cephalophor]

[knightsideman]

Why are Lesbians like this ? .Do they take pleasure in attacking everything sacred ? .Or just love sexualizing those that take vows of Chastity ? .

[cephalophor]

.... Nunneries, specially during the renaissance were a safe heaven for a lot of lesbians or women who didn't want to marry... So this is a historically based joke you dumb bitch

[worldcircus]

[primitivetreasure-deactivated20]

Oscar-worthy.

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[Person 1: WALL-E and EVE are both nonbinary.

Person 2: What are you talking about? Keep your... Liberal politics out of my kid’s movie. WALL-E’s a boy and EVE is a girl.

Person 1: But they’re... they’re robots. They don’t have genitals.

Person 2: Yeah but like WALL-E is square and does construction and EVE is like feminine and sexy looking.

Person 1: So, gender is a matter of presentation and expression, not a matter of biology.

Person 2: No! Gender’s just about your genitals.

Person 1: Then, WALL-E’s nonbinary. He doesn’t have genitals.

Person 2: No, WALL-E’s a boy.

Person 1: Then gender is a matter of expression an-

Person 2: No! Gender is just biological!

Person 1: Then WALL-E doesn’t have a gender

Person 2: No! He’s a boy robot!

Person 1: Look I don’t have anything going on. I can do this all day.]

[yitan]

This individual does not have nipples.

[mitski-miyawakis]

@yitan did you know it took me until there were 16 seconds remaining on the video for me to see solid proof that he really does have nipples? you really had me there 💀

[wolfgangreborn]

All I need is booty, food, and money.

[ncisgabe]

Taurus.

[wolfgangreborn]

I’m a Pisces. But Tony is in fact a Taurus.

[anxietyproblem]

[unearthlydust]

“This is my ex-boyfriend, Erik.”