The Cruel Prince

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[darklesmylove]

cardan: whats your favorite color

jude: red

cardan: oh my god same!

jude: just kidding i hate red

cardan, sweating: NO WAY ME TOO

[likeiwishiknew]

Jude: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while you were drunk?

Cardan: Don’t mean to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

[kingcardamn]

jude: did you tell anyone we’re married?

cardan: yes jude, i have no self control and told that winged-faerie we’re married.

jude: no need to be sarcastic.

cardan: no seriously, i have no self control and told that winged-faerie we’re married.

winged-faerie: *waving* congratulations!

[mostawesomepineapple]

Jude explaining

how she will get

the crown back

and get her revenge

on Cardan Vivi

[kingcardamn]

jude: when i die, say honest things at my funeral. i don’t want people to think that i was kind, or that i dedicated my life to finding a cure for cancer. tell them about the true me.

cardan: i don’t think anyone would believe us if we said that you were kind or dedicated your life to finding a cure for cancer.

the bomb: no one thinks you do those things now. everyone knows you’re a bitch.

jude: don’t speak ill of the dead, bomb.

[thecruelhighqueen]

Jude in the Mortal Realm

Taryn: I need to talk to you about something important.
Jude: That building was already on fire when I got there.
Taryn: What?
Jude: What?

[judejudejudejudejudejudejudejude]

Sometimes I just like to look at it

[virren-once]

Cardan: “911? Yes, my wife is going into labor.”

911 operator: “Is this her first child?”

Cardan: *looks at Jude*

Jude: *glares* “Don’t— ”

Cardan: “No, this is her husband.”

[nerdybookkingdom-deactivated202]

Queen of nothing excerpt

Everyone: omg, Taryn killed Locke

Some people: she’s a lying snake, don’t trust her

Me: Who’s Bryern? Can we use him to make Cardan jealous ??

[bookishtrash]

Cardan: I will never love a mortal, they disgust me

Jude: I’m about to end this mans whole career

[legolasofmirkwoodforest]

Cardan: *drunkenly threatening to fight Locke with a carrot*

*in the mortal realm*

Jude, eating takeout and watching anime:*looks out window suddenly*

Vivi, wearing a facemask: what’s wrong?

Jude: cardan’s doing something stupid I can sense it

[hoegreenbrair]

Cardan going to bed knowing damn well that Jude’s gonna beat his ass when she comes back like:

[phantomrin]

No, I haven’t started reading  @hollyblack​‘s “The Wicked King” yet, but here’s a pic of Cardan & Jude ;)

[booksandfrenchfries]

Cardan: a few years ago my wife left me

Jude: yoU EXILED ME

Cardan: sometimes I still hear her voice

[villainofthepiece]

cardan, beyond drunk: do you think i’m a pretty princess, my love?

jude: it is 3 in the fucking morning. and besides, you’re a king

cardan:

jude:

cardan:

jude: *sighs* you’re the prettiest princess there is

[villainofthepiece]

jude, watching cardan stumble around drunk at a revel: he’s such a moron. i can’t believe i’m gonna sleep with him

the court of shadows: uh, you don’t have to

jude: no i’m gonna

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credit to @ladyyinburgundy for this hilarious concept, much love

[mintyvina]

After Finding Her Way Into Elfhaime

Cardan, back turned: I’ve been waiting for you, dear wife.

Jude, startled: How did you know I was here?

Cardan: To be completely honest with you, I’ve been doing that all day to anyone who walked in, and I was starting to feel foolish thinking you’d never show up, yet here we are.