Kaine Parker

Spider-Man's "evil" clone. // read pinned

[thecursedclone]

" . . My name is Kaine. And I really don’t want to be here. "

— Connected to: @luminescenthub.

This is a roleplay account of the character Kaine Parker and is an independent take on the character. Not everything said here will be canon! Headcanons are applied and the timeline is a mess. I’m just here to have fun.

The main thing worth noting is that this is scarlet spider Kaine.

Please do not send lewd related asks, as it makes the account runner uncomfortable.

// will be used around Mod posts & tags to indicate out of character speech.

Replies will try to match the same level of detail as whoever I’m interacting with!

Asks are open and encouraged!

Please note that Kaine is a rude character, this however does not reflect my opinion on people who interact!

#🕷️ means it’s Kaine’s commentary in the tag.

[thecursedclone]

It’s been a while. No I’m not glad to be back.

[thecursedclone]

No.

[thecursedclone]

I’m not back.

[thespectacular-spider-man]

🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

Whoa that’s 102 spiders!

[thecursedclone]

Why did you count them all..

[thespectacular-spider-man]

You have to be accurate!

[thecursedclone]

Do you though?

[thespectacular-spider-man]

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Whoa that’s 102 spiders!

[thecursedclone]

Why did you count them all..

[daily-bugle-ny]

We KNOW your IDENTITY Spider-Man! Article coming soon...

[thecursedclone]

No article on that coming anytime soon.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

Can you… miss people you don’t remember?

[thecursedclone]

Yes.

[thespectacular-spider-man]

I don’t understand what JJJ has against me!

I’m a law abiding citizen! Infact I uphold the law! Isn’t that what he wants?

[thecursedclone]

People are stupid.

[thecursedclone]

I swear if one more fucking person calls me “Spider-Man.”

[thecursedclone]

.. I hate people.

[thecursedclone]

I swear if one more fucking person calls me “Spider-Man.”

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

🕯️ { @thecursedclone }

[ Ah Kaine. He’s very closed off and a bit cynical, which is a bit worrisome. The life of a spider totem seems to universally be demanding and filled with challenges made worse by isolation.

I mean, why else has inter-dimensional travel seem to be most utilized by spider totems, beings who in their native universes are commonly solo agents? It could very well be because this is a job best done when having connections, webs of support from beings similar to oneself.

But enough on my theories. At the end of the day Kaine did make a blog, which one could argue is an attempt to branch out (no matter how much he’ll deny it). And hey, if the power of bonds was able to help Hikari-sensei get back on track from his path of vengeance, I’m sure it could work on Kaine. ]

[thecursedclone]

I’m going to punch the next person I see.

[thecursedclone]

I fucking hate Texas Roadhouse.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

What’s Texas Roadhouse?

[thecursedclone]

A restaurant.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

That’s an establishment where one would get food right?

Seems pretty straight forward. What makes it so horrible?

[thecursedclone]

It’s crowded and it sucks and it’s loud. Among other things.

[thecursedclone]

I fucking hate Texas Roadhouse.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

What’s Texas Roadhouse?

[thecursedclone]

A restaurant.

[thecursedclone]

I fucking hate Texas Roadhouse.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

I’m bored.

Please reply with some exciting or scandalous news.

[thecursedclone]

No.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

Alright then, how about just a chat spider to spider?

I’m Keito Satoru, or UltraSpider!

[thecursedclone]

I’m not really here for chats either. Especially not with other spiders.

but I’m Kaine. Just Kaine.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

Ooooookay…

Well it’s still nice to meet you Kaine. And if you ever want to branch out a bit, I tend to have quite a bit of time on my hands currently, so if you don’t want to chat, I can offer advice? I know lives of spider totems can be.. hectic.

[thecursedclone]

I don’t wander to branch out, and I don’t need your advice. I’m good.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

Then… why do you wander?

[thecursedclone]

Spite. Among other things.

[ask-ultra-friendly-spider]

Ah. Well spite is a powerful motivator…

[thecursedclone]

Yeah. I know. But it pretty much is my motivator for everything.