Der Fluchschütze

In this gory war, the devil approached me one day to suggest a deal.

[thecurseshooter]

fluchy your gf is back on tumblr

Wait. What. Also shut the bloody hell up.

[thecurseshooter]

Fluchy, what do you think about the new kid using your stuff?

Gonna show 'im how it's really done. Oh, and he'll be the demonstration.

[thecurseshooter]

Can I shoot that guy who cleared the buffs fluchy? Please?

Yeah. Don't fail like that bum-arse Gubo did.

[thecurseshooter]

Clears all of your buffs

Kill yourself.

[thecurseshooter]

*Hits you with 10 power up*

*Hit's you with 10 damage up*

*gives you 20 poise potency and 10 count*

Bitches hate my swag.

[thecurseshooter]

*hits you with sinking deluge*

*hits you with 10/10 sinking*

oh thats the order of the speed tie

Bitches can't handle my swag.

[thecurseshooter]

Fluchy, how do we become as cool as you?

You're either cool, or you're not me.

[thecurseshooter]

Stumbles into your ask box and shuffles in my pockets aggressively

pulls this out

Mini flu

That's me, but small. Pretty neat. Good work, mate.

[thecurseshooter]

Are you a gaslight, gatekeep, gaslight queen/king

I'm a light 'em on fire type o' guy.

[thecurseshooter]

milf: man I'd like to fuck

Die.

[thecurseshooter]

Why’s your name Der Fluchschütze and why are you red

'Cursed shooter'. I'm cursed to a lifetime of blowin' heads up!

As for why I'm red? Dunnoh. Red is cooler than blue. That's probably why.

[thecurseshooter]

No one <3

Yeah, yeah, sure, all's in my noggin'.

Get your arse here.

[thecurseshooter]

Damn, she messed you up so bad you brought her up when NO ONE mentioned her?

Who is this.

[thecurseshooter]

Kind of a MILF

Reblog

I'm a MAN. And how the FUCK am I a MILF.

...

Wait. Greed. Is that you.

[thecurseshooter]

But... B-but... Headpats... :(

Fine. But you never specified what I'm pettin' ya with.

(You're getting your head smacked with a rifle. Close enough.)

[thecurseshooter]

(250 ahn appears)

you already know who sent this

. . . Bu--

Actually, y'know what? Takin' it anyway. Oh yeah, Mr. Gay Bullets is gone, so can't really make the lovebirds be all lovey dovey.

Thanks for the free bucks.

[thecurseshooter]

Headpatz 4 me fluchy??? Please...?

I've been catching dust over here holy shit.

This is what I wake up to? Nah, mate, bring me the coffin.