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Kiana Khansmith
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
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@linanlu
I understand this is a public blogging website but please refrain from putting what I call “fandom nonsense” on posts that have absolutely nothing to do with your obsession.
It’s weird man.
Sasuke smirked. "Triggered, snowflake?"
merry christmas tolkien fandom
The most American thing that has ever happened
inb4 “that doesn’t look like a bald eagle” congratulations! you have been fooled by the juvenile plumage of the bald eagle. this man rescued a teenage idiot bald eagle. with a gun.
This raises so many questions.
no it’s the answer
i hang a lot of shit on americans but it seems that all Florida Men are mad cunts
The savior America needs.
I think Florida is actually just America: Heroic Mode
Padmé gives Anakin super expensive alcohol as a wedding anniversary present bc she’s upper class and she just assumes he’ll display it like all rich people do but instead he takes that shit down to the 501st barracks and throws a party
STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (2019) + letterboxd reviews insp.
Why are the memes for breaking bad so much better than the actual show?
This is literally an exchange from the actual show
Of course they shouldn’t have taken the eagles. Sauron could have easily seen them coming, dispatched the Nazgul, defeated them, and claimed the ring. That plan would never have worked.
What they should have done is built a giant catapult on top of Minas Tirith, taped the ring to a boulder, and launched that into the top of the volcano, like a golf ball.
they should have given denethor the ring and then put him in the catapult and launched him into the volcano since he wanted to be on fire so bad anyway
Somebody out there has gotta have the “what about a catapult” series of gifs from like … 2008? *FWOOMCH*
this is a fucking masterpiece.
Legends of the Dark Knight #9 - “The Consultant” (2021)
written by Brandon Thomas art by Giannis Milonogiannis & Jordie Bellaire
remeber whenyou didnt have to wash an apple off WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
you used to,, NOT wash ur apple before u eat it????????? do you think whashing fruits/veggies before u eat them was something invented bc of covid19??
if i killedmyself tonight would you cry
okay so like I don't wash my apples? I just rub them clean on my pants? like I get it in a store a lot of people like touch it but when they're from your garden the only people touching it are the person picking it (me) and the person eating it (also me)
Countless bugs walked on that apple with their pee feet
Uh yall realize pesticides stay on your food til you wash like... Also specifically in America (iirc might be in other countries too) they usually put wax on fruit to keep it pretty so like yikes. Also salmonella and food poisoning is a thing that happens when you don't wash your produce.
so stupid. Who gives a crap?
The mechanical force of a tight grip and rub on your apple should be enough to remove those bacteria. Washing with water is mostly for the pesticides, but even then you can probably get them off with rubbing. Regardless, you should still be doing some form of cleaning your apples.
chips is fucking crying out for help and you people are just ignoring him to go on your soapbox
no where else
This is it, this is the one
smooth
2021 was 5 years ago
2021 was closer in time to the pyramids than it is to today
In 2021 both einstein & alexander the great were alive at the same time
people born in 2021 are now old enough to retire
^ppl don't realize this
DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.
No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;
I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,
And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.
He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!
But he does and it works so fucking well.
And, oh my God, it's my new favorite thing.
You're post was missing this crucial detail.
Here’s Maxine as nightwing again, she has future color changing hair dye
by far the best part of grocery shopping is the little babies. i was carefully selecting mushrooms when i felt upon me a piercing gaze and looked up to see a very chubby and very red-cheeked baby staring intently at me from a grocery cart with a slightly furrowed brow, hand clutching an apple for dear life. i wiggled a mushroom at her and she gasped and kept staring. i turned back to the mushrooms and heard a shriek. i turned around and the baby stared in anticipation. i wiggled another mushroom and she shrieked again in delight. she looked down at the apple in her hand, considering it for a moment. fair-minded as she was, she decided it would only be right to wiggle produce at me in return, and she held up the apple and shook it with all her might. i think i could live forever now
