Anastasia Beaverhausen

Manifest Your Hoeness...OOOHHMMMM

[thecurvycourtesan]

Backpage? RIP

Chile, they done shut down Backpage. That's crazy. Sending positive thoughts to my SW's who this impacted.

[highkeygay]

girlfriends on colorism

[caliphorniaqueen]

this show was so good

[onlyblackgirl]

Show was life.

[rinseandrepeatsb]

Still waiting on my box set 😩😭

[bronzedsugaruk-deactivated20170]

What was the name of this! I need to watch 😍

[diamondsandglitteringthings-dea]

@bronzedsugaruk it’s literally called Girlfriends

[bronzedsugaruk-deactivated20170]

Sounds befitting 👌 thank you @diamondsandglitteringthings

[thecurvycourtesan]

I love this show. I strive to be Toni Childs in everyday life.

[diamond-heiress-deactivated2018]

Paris 💝

[diamond-heiress-deactivated2018]

Soniapookie

[thecurvycourtesan]

I don't her makeup choice...

[moneypowergloryxo-blog]

I don’t have daddy issues I just want a lot of money.

[thisaccountsinactive]

To men who want My attention but don’t want to pay:

Men add nothing of value to my life. I don’t want your dick. I don’t want your opinion. I don’t want anything from you. At worst, you represent a potential threat to my health and safety. At best, you represent a drain on my resources: time & energy.

My time represents money. I have a choice between talking to the men who pay me and the men who don’t. I don’t have time for both. It would be completely ludicrous for me to ever choose the latter. If I talk to you for free, I’m actually LOSING money. Plus, I have to listen to you and possibly even look at you. Ew. No thanks.

There are two realities you need to come to terms with: 1) You are completely irrelevant to me, and 2) I am relevant to you or you would not be here, contacting me in the first place. Once you accept this, you can begin to analyze your situation. You represent a drain on my time & energy. You know that indulging you is not only unappealing to me, but a horrible business decision. 

At this point you have exactly three options: 1) Decide not to approach me. Either leave or lurk and let unreciprocated thoughts of me slowly consume your brain. Remain irrelevant and unacknowledged forever. 2) Contact me without paying. Your message is instantly discarded. Most likely, you are blocked. I lose nothing. OR, 3) Attach your message to money. Literally, make your message inherently valuable to me. For the first time, you are interesting and worth my time. Your only opportunity to ever be so.

Each approach has a guaranteed outcome. Choose the outcome you want and choose your approach accordingly.

[onikaahonee]

“Choose the outcome you want and choose your approach accordingly.”-Iconic

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

I want to print this post and frame it

[hoedl]

LOL ah “you represent a drain on my time and energy”

[thecurvycourtesan]

God I wish men understood this. I have very little use for men outside of our financial dealings. Pay me or pay me no mind.

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[jforjoelle-blog]

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

[luxurious-awakening]

nothing to lose. :))

[intoxicated-s0uls-deactivated20]

Let’s hope

[30rockasaurus]

Why not? :)

[allthepheelsandphandoms]

*crossing fingers*

[tkaaay]

pretty much^^^^

[itsrebeccablack]

i got nothing to lose. (:

[curls-get-gurls-blog]

Last time i did this my wish came true.

[sleep-for-days]

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[sparkhy]

please work omg

[youthique]

looks fun lol

[baimbie]

please 

[edgygayboy]

IT SERIOUSLY WORKED

[barakat1818]

Well, i got nothing to lose, might as well try it

[deliideli-deactivated20160305]

This shall be interesting😌

[saniosan-deactivated20160202]

I really need this.

[7mangoes]

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

[chxnky-spice]

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

[mmshawty]

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

[hauntedconstellations]

Reblog for this to come true

[coldheaux]

tbh y'all need to stop being nice in 2017. if you learned one thing this year I hope it was that that shit will get you nowhere.

[thecurvycourtesan]

NOWHERE

[zodiacupdates-blog]

The signs in 2017

Finds true love: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn, Leo

Strikes it rich: Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio

Will suffer but prevail: Aquarius, Virgo, Gemini

Already is looking forward to 2018: Pisces

[kushandwizdom]

@blvkvholic look 👀

[sexyymuch-sugarbaby]

go cancer yaas bitchh 

[onikaahonee]

Sagittarius

[sensei-silvia-blog]

Looking forward to my summer 2018 wedding 🙏🏽

[thecurvycourtesan]

Strikes it rich...I'm a Libra.

I ship this.

[lexxtips-deactivated20170117]

SBs love to say the bowl is saturated with SBs who don’t know the game… but the bowl is just as saturated, if not more, with unhappy ass men who think offering $300 a month classifies them as a SD. Fuck out my face!! 🙄

[thecurvycourtesan]

SHOTS. FIRED. Pussy doesn't go down in value BIH!!!

[budgiebabies]

You’ve been visited by the Money Bird. He only appears every 500 years.

Reblog the Money Bird in 10 seconds and you will be blessed with loads of sweet cash in your life!!!

[thecurvycourtesan]

Need it for my surgery

[thecurvycourtesan]

Booked my post-OP massage for my surgery, another $1200 down the drain 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 This SHIT better be worth it!

[chaqlatgawdess]

[therealdjashb]

make 2017 all about you.

[thacakery]

[thecurvycourtesan]

Me, post lipo...well, me now, but even more, post lipo

[bubblegum-pwussay]

Yall really need to start saying skincare tips instead of hoe tips

[thecurvycourtesan]

Right.