Why am I not in a blanket nest?

nonbinary and a series of questionmarks/no preferred pronouns. 22

[c3rvida3]

Iconic Horror Movie Killers' Moms / Horses They Sort of Remind Me Of, I Guess

[draconym]

Margaret White / American Bashkir Curly

[c3rvida3]

Iconic Horror Movie Killers' Moms / Horses They Sort of Remind Me Of, I Guess

[thecutestlittlepotato]

HEY! I know I don't post here much anymore but this is a really big deal to me

My best friend @vespersovereign is currently starting to take commissions for stories and poetry. They're willing to do pretty much anything public domain, including furry, dnd, oc's, monster. There are limits on spicy themes but I don't want to list in case tumblr strikes it down but they can go better into detail if you message their blog! It's only $20 per thousand words or 5 stanzas as well! They also have a few fanfiction series on their A03 which I'll tag below if you want to get a feel for their style. Do not ask for fanfiction as that could lead to legal trouble and copyright issues. Any further questions, please direct to their asks and they can go far more in detail than I can.

A03:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[thejonymyster]

My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

[rukafais]

[amongus-text-detector]

My Blog Is Not A Safe Space

i put landmines everywhere and i have no fucking idea where i put them please fucking help me

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[raspberry-bi]

[batmanego]

anyway all that to say that if you’re a dropout if you have shit grades if you go to an alt school and are looked down on for it if you’re in your 5th or 6th or whatever year of high school if you’re still getting your GED if you’re taking night classes if you missed out on “universal” high school experiences if you were abused by your peers (because make no mistake, that’s what bullying is) if you were expelled if you were truant every single year if you were homeschooled and got sick of the jokes if you never attended a full week if the whole world treats you like the scum of the earth all because of your high school experience or lackthereof you’re not alone. there’s so many of us that have been beaten down and broken by the school systems we’re subject to and the hostility they breed and the abusive environments they foster. some day we won’t have to be treated like objects of pity or contempt to be swept aside but until then we have each other

[batmanego]

all of this goes doubly for special ed students + people with ieps + people with 504 plans + every disabled or delayed student btw i love you all

[batmanego]

btw if anyone gets on this post and adds "and gifted kids who burnt out!!!" im gonna kill you. speaking as someone who was a ""gifted kid"" in elementary + early middle school and burnt out by 7th grade, Literally every conversation about academic difficulties gets dominated by the "burnt out gifted kid" narrative and nine times out of ten its gifted kids that burned out in the last year/two years of highschool/the first year of college and rarely people like me who had a "strong start" and then failed before even getting to highschool and theres NEVER any space for people who never had a strong start, people who didn't even have a decent start. people who have been "problems" since the second they set foot in an academic institution. this post is for everyone that struggled with the school system but its especially for people who failed early and especially for people who never had a chance.

[fugayyyku]

What was your first job?

Food Service (McDonald's, Starbucks, etc)

Retail (Walmart, etc)

Factory (anything with an assembly line)

Agriculture

White Collar/Office Job

Delivery

Other kind of service (Drycleaning, sanitation, etc)

I've never had a job

Something else

Voting ended onSep 12, 2023

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[cloviepops]

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

[valtsv]

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

[valtsv]

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

[valtsv]

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

[valtsv]

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

[spindrifters]

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

[nightlilly0110]

On a scale of Magnus Archives’ fabric rustle to Penumbra Podcast having a full make out session and implied sex in the first episode, how horny is your queer podcast?

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[steakplissken]

Doge is 17 and peacefully enjoying cherry blossoms with her beloved family, she would not hurt a fly, she would not lie to us, she would not let Elon Musk pet her

[tlirsgender]

Data isn't even a word to me that's just his name. I hear someone say data in a sentence and I think of him. "Collecting data" is when you go and get him

[tlirsgender]

Somebody: of course it's important to have as much data as possible

Me, thinking about star trek: yeah it is

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[unholyverse]

[lycanthology]

did nonbinary musician gerard way utilize safe cisheteronormativity when singing about sucking dick for cocaine

[netscapenavigator-official]

Once the bugs get ironed out, AI Image Generation will forever change propaganda and how easy it is to make and distribute.

[tchaikovskaya]

[pixeljade]

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

If you choose the more popular option you are poisoned, and must log off and do something you are putting off. If you choose otherwise, you may reblog and keep scrolling!

The Goblet Nearest You

The Goblet Nearest Me

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023