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I just keep dying on Tumblr right now. I need threads to keep my ass here lmao

#out of stache {ooc}#the void's finest {mun}#spouting nonsense {mun muses}

I’d like to think that Coran comes across as, like, the cool uncle and stuff but he’s also one of those “you are my child now” kind of people because, you know, he supposedly had kids in the 80s version but suddenly is alone with no relatives and no wife/lover and no child in VLD so I like to headcanon him doing that stupid fucking “How many kids you have?” “15,000!” thing.

This thing, right here:

#out of stache {ooc}#space uncle {headcanon}#vodka aunt {mun rambles}

"It's starting to rain...have you seen rain yet Coran?"

Coran turned to look at the girl - rain? He’d seen rain before, of course, but… Never on Earth, he supposed. He twisted the ends of his moustache slightly before answering her, smiling slightly.

“I don’t suppose I’ve seen rain here on Earth! Though, of course, I’ve seen rain on many planets alike - a majority of the time it turned out to be dangerous, however!” He put a hand to his chin in thought - he hadn’t seen much of Earth, had he? He certainly wished he’d visited before. “Earth is a beautiful place, I’m shocked we Alteans have never properly visited before!”

#fight-forthe-goodside #they don’t call me the coranic for nothing! {coran muses}#{ hi I love having Coran see new things }#{ and learning about Earth shit }

Can I have a link to your rules? I'm on mobile!

Sorry this took so long to get to! It’s been nine days since you sent this! I’ve been away from home for a week so I probably should have said something, haha.

Here you go!

#and who might you be? {anonymous}#out of stache {ooc}#the void's finest {mun}

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

Coran wondered why not - he didn’t see anything wrong with it. It was a graveyard, a place to put the dead to rest, and there was nothing odd about wanting to go inside.

“Why not? It’s not like there’ll be anything that’ll come to kill you. Besides! I’m not afraid of anything!” Though, of course, we all know that’s a total lie for the Altean.

#gato-the-galra #they don’t call me the coranic for nothing! {coran muses}#i never thought i'd see the quiznaking quintant! {ask meme}

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autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

❝ bring a jacket! ❞

❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

#{ please educate Coran on halloween }#i never thought i'd see the quiznaking quintant! {ask meme}

Me, rewatching VLD episodes: Needs more Coran.

#out of stache {ooc}#the void's finest {mun}#spouting nonsense {mun muses}#vodka aunt {mun rambles}

Time to bring the gorgeous man back to Tumblr, huh?

Welp, can’t wait to see the havoc the ensues now that I have...

... 157 followers!

Wait, 157? Do you guys love the gorgeous man that much?

Anyway, never mind that! Let’s get to RPing again! I’ve missed it!

#out of stache {ooc}#the void's finest {mun}#spouting nonsense {mun muses}#who cares? {psa}

UHM HI WHAT

#out of stache {ooc}#the void's finest {mun}

lemcnadeshxrk

MUNDAY LITERALLY JUST ENDED FOR ME BUT I WANNA HAUL MY ASS BACK TO TUMBLR SO UH HAVE A COUPLE OF MUNDAY PICS UNDER THE CUT

Keep reading

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{ reblog from my other rp blog }

#the void's finest {mun}#depressed stressed & not well dressed {munday}#out of stache {ooc}

💬 if you're still accepting, for Allura

SEND 💬 AND MY MUSE WILL SAY WHAT THEY REALLY THINK ABOUT YOURS (no longer accepting but I’m making an exception for this huehue)

“Ah, the princess! Of course, my thoughts on the her have always remained the same. She is a part of my family, more now than ever. Though we now know there are more Alteans out there, we’re still the only ones that the other has right now.” smiling, he paused for a moment, and then continued. “Allura is strong and Alfor would be proud of who she is, and though I cannot protect her forever, my duty as royal family advisor is not up until I am unable to continue, though it’s not like I’d give up this role for anything in the entire universe.”

#ash-mun #white-lioness #they don’t call me the coranic for nothing! {coran muses}#i never thought i'd see the quiznaking quintant! {ask meme}#{ OEUF okay so emotional Coran is a Coran we need }

nxrthseastar

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She reached up to touch her ears before shaking her head- They must’ve had weird compliment customs in space. Veronica shook her head and grinned, holding out her hand.

“My name’s Veronica! Pleasure’s all mine, Coran! So….Alteans, what’re they exactly? you look like Elves to me.” a gasp “Can I interview you??? Like for a vlog???”

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Coran took her hand, shaking it, glad she was interested in Alteans. Calling them Elves did hurt a little, but he knew she didn’t know any better and ignored the comment.

“You see, we Alteans are very similar to humans. Of course, we have our markings and our ears are different, but we’re very similar in appearance. We do however, live much, much longer, and can sometimes change our skin colour and our height. Though only by a small amount, it can really help when having to infiltrate Galra bases.” He continued to smile after finishing his rant about Alteans, but it dropped to a confused expression. “What is this... vlog..?”

#nxrthseastar #they don’t call me the coranic for nothing! {coran muses}

laxnena

@thecxrxnic from here

“I know Lancey’s strong, he got home for my birthday, señor extraterrestre!” She smiles up at him, holding up a seashell. “I found it in the backyard.. do you want it?”

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Coran paused for a moment, trying to think about what she had called him. Unfortunately, though he knew many languages, Spanish..? was not one of them.

“That’s wonderful, hm? I’m glad he came home for your birthday.” He then paused to take a look at the... object in her hands. “It certainly is lovely but I have absolutely no idea what it is.”

#laxnena #they don’t call me the coranic for nothing! {coran muses}

"Ay dios mío, is it true you aren't a human??" - nxrthseastar

Coran was startled for a moment before sorting himself out and smiling. Another of Lance’s relatives, hm? He could deal with that. He was informed he’d love them many a time.

“Why, yes! I am an Altean! Hence why my ears are at a point compared to your... round ones. My name is Coran! Who might you be, my dear?”

#nxrthseastar #they don’t call me the coranic for nothing! {coran muses}#{ space uncle }#{ when you almost type pace uncle }

"You're one of Lancey's new friends, right mister? My name's Clarita Arianna Mcclain. Thank you for bringing my big brother home safe!" ~ laxnena ~

Coran smiled, straightening himself out a little, and standing up straight. He liked children as it reminded him of peaceful times back on Altea, and when Allura was but a young girl.

“Yes, I certainly am! I am Coran - it’s a pleasure to meet you, Clarita!” He continued to smile, softly. “Do not worry, your brother is very strong and talented - he got himself home safe.”

#laxnena #they don’t call me the coranic for nothing! {coran muses}#{ look at him being a good space uncle }

lemcnadeshxrk

Update on Poppie

So some of you saw and shared that my dog, Poppie, needed surgery. I thank everyone very much for donating/sharing the post - it means so much that you’re trying to help me fund for this surgery.

However we’ve been informed that Poppie has an aggressive type of cancer and, with how large the tumours are, how quickly they grew, and her size, surgery could either make the tissue around it disintegrate and kill her, or it could just come back within a few months.

This means that Poppie will only have a year at maximum to live. She’s on steroids to hopefully keep it at bay/make it slightly smaller, but with the way to vet was talking, there is no chance she will live for much longer than a year.

We’re going to make sure Poppie’s last few weeks/months with us are the best they can be and that she’s happy and knows we all love her very much. It’s her birthday on August 13th so we’re going to celebrate that and throw her a massive party. We’re also going to take her out to our local park and take photos of her in the flowers and running around again so that we have those memories to look back on.

As she is only four, we were never preparing for this, but looking back on it now, she is the runt of her litter meaning it was almost inevitable she would have future problems.

Of course, we’re going to get a new dog, but we’re going to hold back on that until after Poppie has left us as we do not wish for her to feel we’re replacing her - she gets jealous very easily and is very protective over me, my mother, and my brother.

Again, I thank everyone for their support and I hope that, if you have a special pet like Poppie, that nothing like this ever happens. I’m so heartbroken and I just feel numb. If you have a female dog, spayed or not, please check for lumps every month (or every week, maybe) just to catch it early and make sure that they’ll possibly survive it.

Thanks again.

#who cares? {psa}#the void's finest {mun}#spouting nonsense {mun muses}

lemcnadeshxrk

A lil late for Munday but uhhhhhhhhhh

Have an old photo of me and my pupper from before she was ill and before I dyed my hair ^^

Love my Poppie very much.

#depressed stressed & not well dressed {munday}#the void's finest {mun}#{ i was ill when this photo was taken so i kinda look like shit in it but ehhhhhh }

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