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Kash Patel loses defamation case against man that called him a chud using "Truth" as absolute defense

Kash Patel loses defamation case against man that called him a chud using "Truth" as absolute defense

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Man Who Got Ordained Online a Decade Ago Requires Peers to Call him “Reverend”

Man Who Got Ordained Online a Decade Ago Requires Peers to Call him “Reverend”

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Class of Psychics Drive Professor to Schizophrenia

Class of Psychics Drive Professor to Schizophrenia

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Staff Writer Peers Over the Edge as Every Contemporary Funnier Than He

Staff Writer Peers Over the Edge as Every Contemporary Funnier Than He

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Motivation Coach Left Speechless (In a Bad Way) After Reviewing our Work

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Flip Flopping Foreign Policy Keeps Our Writers Employed for a Few More Days

Flip Flopping Foreign Policy Keeps Our Writers Employed for a Few More Days

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Footage surfaces of Pelosi forcing Platner to rape women at gunpoint in 2021

“It’s the establishment manufacturing scandals against progressive candidates to keep their foothold on power.” Says Jason, a Bernie Sanders supporter and avid Hasan Piker fan. “Both sides are the same uniparty and they work for Israel or something”. Rumors are swirling that Platner was blackmailed in 2007 by Mossad to get a tattoo on his chest and say weird things about being sexually aroused…

Footage surfaces of Pelosi forcing Platner to rape women at gunpoint in 2021

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Office Grouch Submits Complaint about Normal Social Behavior

Office Grouch Submits Complaint about Normal Social Behavior

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Johnson announces he will protect Lich King McConnell's phylactery until after midterms

Johnson announces he will protect Lich King McConnell's phylactery until after midterms

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‘Cheaters Never Win and Winners Never Cheat!’ Exclaims Thousands of Proud Belgian Dads

‘Cheaters Never Win and Winners Never Cheat!’ Exclaims Thousands of Proud Belgian Dads

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COLUMN: I’VE BEEN HIRED BACK AS A STAFF WRITER AND I CAN NOW FUND MY COKE ADDICTION

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Supreme Court rules 6-3 to uphold constitution

Supreme Court rules 6-3 to uphold constitution

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Satire news site runs out of AI tokens, hires back human writers.

Following the writers strike at The Daily Concern corporate executives have elected to use more cost friendly methods to pump out articles. After months of technical glitches and sub-par writing, the daily concern will attempt to go back to it’s roots. The Daily Concern is proud to announce it will be employing humans once again, specifically under privileged humans to provide humanitarian…

Satire news site runs out of AI tokens, hires back human writers.

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Reports Indicate Awkward Bathroom Conversation Caused by Man Pleading to God in Stall

Reports Indicate Awkward Bathroom Conversation Caused by Man Pleading to God in Stall

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US begins stockpiling bleach in the reflecting pool in preparation of next pandemic

The United States has began preparing for the next pandemic and has spoken with the most qualified and experienced health officials. There is one chemical that cures just about everything, and Washington DC is about to get a lot of it. Whether it be topical, ingestion, or injection, bleach can cure all kinds of ailments. After Trump’s press briefing on April 23, 2020 where the president said…

US begins stockpiling bleach in the reflecting pool in preparation of next pandemic

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Another Corporate Acquisition that will Surely Make Experience Worse for Consumers

Another Corporate Acquisition that will Surely Make Experience Worse for Consumers

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Tensions Rise Among Tuskens as U.S. Begins Mobilizing After Oil Discovery on Tatooine

Tensions Rise Among Tuskens as U.S. Begins Mobilizing After Oil Discovery on Tatooine