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He remembers every word you've ever said. But he still pretends to be annoyed when you talk too much. Classic.

Doctor Who - Series 10 Episode ???: The Oswald Anomaly

The Whouffaldi WandaVision au that nobody asked for but exists now anyway!

Idk what or why this is exactly...I would love to write this as a fic, too...but idk how interested anyone would be in that XD

lesbian-armand-truther

everyone always focuses on Sokovia and Ultron and Tony's involvement but no one ever thinks about how Bruce was also involved completely because they're both scientists. no one thinks about Wanda purposefully going in and digging in Tony's head, amplifying his PTSD and putting visions of all his friends dead in his head with the intent of making Tony create Ultron

Everyone always focuses on blaming Tony for the bomb that killed Wanda's parents but no one thinks about Tony being so shit faced he couldn't see straight at that time bec he was so deep in self-medicating his trauma that he could not even run his company and that it was Obidiah Stane that was the one in charge of the company and illegally selling the weapons that killed her parents

Everyone focuses on Tony selling weapons in the first movie but no one thinks about how it was Howard Starks company and that Tony was groomed from birth to run it and that he had tried multiple times to make something else of the company but was constantly shut down with guilt tripping until he was kidnapped and he forced the manufacturing to end

Everyone focuses on Tony being "conceited" and "arrogant" and not "caring about anyone but himself" but no one thinks about how every single action he makes in his movies are about protecting the people he loves and cares for. His biggest fear is his friends- not himself- dying. he goes into every battle he's in fully prepared to die and does make the sacrifice play many many times

everyone always focuses on what Tony did wrong, but no one thinks about how much he has grown and how he spends every single waking moment trying to be a better and better man who cares so deeply about everyone and is trying to protect everyone the only way he knows how- and that is with the brain and intellect that had been the only thing about Tony that was ever praised about

catchymemes

bellmandi86

If you or a loved one can hear this image, you may be entitled to financial compensation

trueshredguitar

i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

altargrl

Is there something deeply evil living within me or am I just up past my bedtime

cr1mes

gonna stare at someone from across the street and disappear when a car passes

what-even-is-thiss

Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.

Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”

fivemanwaltz

I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"

fanonical

harry: see if i buy a pet snake it'll be awesome because i'll have a pet i can talk to

harry: but if the daily prophet sees it then it'll be the whole heir of slytherin thing all over again

ree-dee-art

depressed-bi-nerd-deactivated20

Ok so serious question. What do pureblood children do from ages 0-12… like stare at walls. Second question can we all imagine a muggle born kid being like so… I have to take potions and DADA but what about English and like Math?

thedailyprophecies

I’ve always wondered this, like surely the need to learn to read and write? Do they have tutors? I’m curious and need answers!