Dank Nasty

Howdy. Mingyii here. Ign (NA): Mingyii ~ Snapchat: PeribuntMingo ~ CCA'18 IxD Major

[thesummoningdark]

The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more

[onlytwitterpics]

[illegalaustralien]

on a first date like

[ryanbaileyhoward]

[stability]

I’m screaming did anyone know that owls legs were this long???

[blvckflamingo]

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[reallymoments]

This is the story of my people.

[wet-monsoon]

i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

[wet-monsoon]

no….. No

NO

[claratyler]

No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment. Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film. If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!” That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story. This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity. So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

[wet-monsoon]

[busket]

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

[kat-milk-blog1]

anything you love requires patience

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hitchcomet]

[thedankestofnasties]

me: *makes one good drawing*

me: nice, lets keep this up

my body: Sorry! It looks like you've already made a good drawing today! You can try again in 72 hours, or subscribe to premium service for only $15.99 a month!

[officialnickrhodes-remade]

[hijerking]

OK idea:

message me what country you’re from and your 3 favorite things about living there

[hijerking]

why do i bother

[galtx]

Whipped cream, anyone?

(these are greyhounds)

[sebastianofficial-moving]

@mmmedic

[flourescentbadolescent]

I hate Twitter

[evooob]

Me: You know you got a real deep personality

Girl: I got a real deep throat too

Me:

[soldiers-of-war-deactivated2022]

SYRIA. Aleppo governorate. Aleppo. September 20, 2012. A wounded woman still in shock leaves Dar El Shifa hospital. Dozens of Syrian civilians were killed, four children among them, in artillery shelling by Syrian government forces in the northern Syrian town.

This picture was part of a larger portfolio of images from Syria by AP photographers that won the 2013 Pulitzer Prize.

Photograph: Manu Brabo/AP