[irrelevant title]

@@-------Dude type character in his 30's -------@@ ⛔🚫Debt collectors DNI🚫⛔

[thedarkplumber]

Here's my extremely non-controversial tier list of Starter Pokemon lines.

The list was made by ranking each stage against its peers, then averaging the placements.

[mlarayoukai]

[suppermariobroth]

An extremely obscure detail in Super Mario RPG is that there is one inn in the game that allows Mario to stay even if he cannot pay for it, being the Seaside Town inn. Since it is encountered in the latter half of the game, it is unlikely Mario would not have the 15 coins to pay for it, and a player with no money left would likely simply rest at Mario's house for free instead.

This is the only inn that normally costs money that allows Mario to stay even if he cannot pay; the Rose Town and Monstro Town inns are free by default, while every other inn will not let him stay if he does not have enough money.

Source: pidgezero_one

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[myuklaaa]

[theweirdwideweb]

[scope-dogg]

Jurassic park

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[jisuto]

[wizardarchetypes]

was showering at the gym when i heard an elderly woman call out "hello? is there anyone who can help me?" and i called back "hello, yes! do you have time for me to dry off and get dressed real quick or is this a nude-response emergency?" she paused long enough that i was about to just assume it was a nude-response emergency but finally she said, "no, no, it's fine you can get dressed!"

which would have been grand but then i realized i'd pass by her anyway on my way to the locker for my clothes, so it might not have been a nude-response emergency but it remained a nude-response situation nonetheless.

[ralfmaximus]

Me: Is this a nude-response emergency?

Them: ..yes?

Me: *rips off clothes*

[hitmyvape]

Actually embarrassing I have to send this text to the work gc

[hitmyvape]

guess what bitch

[importantcatpics]

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[nem23]

[bonnca]

mira is never ever allowed to leave my town

[saltyfinalboss]

I've published my Lancer Shimeji! Besides the usual shimeji behaviors, he has a few custom ones:

He will make a splat noise every time he lands. Every single time.

He is pettable on the head when he's sitting down.

Push his tummy to hear a cool song!

He'll wave at you, spin and jump around like he does in the inventory!

...And more! You can download it here! Enjoy!

[fortjester]

knight strip tease. is that anything

[fortjester]

knight burlesque performance where he brings on a squire to help him take off each individual garment. the helmet stays on. squire is stone-faced and professional.

[fortjester]

duo of knights doing a burlesque performance where they make (presumably) sensual eye contact while their respective squires help them take off their armour. the helmets stay on. the performance lasts twenty whole minutes. is this anything

[6qubed]

muffled yet suggestive clanking from outside the club

[m3dieval]

The audio to this was very amusing (clanking mostly). I am so mad tumblr doesn't allow videos in the replies.

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[cleopatraphouse]

throwback to the time I got really annoyed at the funko pop men who were coming into my store and bothering me during the pandemic so I made a bunch of memes and fake tweets