City College Will Win

Dean of City College, which is vastly superior to Greendale.

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SEND ME "HAVE YOU EVER'S"!!!!

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Is City College putting up a summer musical?

We are not. Unforuntately, we don’t have the resources for a summer musical theatre program. However, we will rent our auditorium to high school theatre troupes and improv teams over the summer.

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How's your domesticated lust with Craig Pelton going?

You people have nothing to better to do with your time, do you?

Of the varied feelings that arise when Pelton's name is mentioned, I can assure you domesticated lust is not one of them.

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What's it like to be in love?

Romantic love doesn’t exist. It’s a social convention we’ve made up to make ourselves feel better about eventually growing tired and settling down. Domesticated lust, is all it is. 

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  You can’t tell by looking at people that they’re in love? I sure hope I never look that goofy when I’m around my girlfriend. She’d never let me hear the end of it.

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I don't believe in "love", remember? And while I've never seen you and your girlfriend together, I can only hope for both your sake's that it isn't disgustingly saccharine. 

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What's it like to be in love?

Romantic love doesn’t exist. It’s a social convention we’ve made up to make ourselves feel better about eventually growing tired and settling down. Domesticated lust, is all it is. 

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I can’t say for sure you’re wrong, but I’d give more credit to other people’s experiences on this. If you’ve never been clawed by a duck-billed platypus, how can you challenge the way most other people class the experience? I’ll take their word for it that the pain is severe.

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Fair point. But I can gather from watching someone being clawed by a duck-billed platypus that they're in severe pain. You can tell from looking.

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We may be divided by bitter rivalry between our schools, but we are united in our mutual struggle for acceptance. Happy Pride, Dean Spreck! -Amanda Johnson

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I heard a rumor you are but a puppet of a criminal mastermind living in Orlando.

I’m in Colorado, why would someone who has the power to blackmail me from afar do so? Wouldn’t the threat be more eminent if they were close enough to make sure I was following orders? And let’s get down to the most obvious issue here - why would someone in Orlando care about anything happening in small town Colorado to begin with??

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What's it like to be in love?

Romantic love doesn’t exist. It’s a social convention we’ve made up to make ourselves feel better about eventually growing tired and settling down. Domesticated lust, is all it is. 

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Was it hard rising through the ranks in the cut-throat world of public education as an out gay man of color?

Absolutely. Which is why I take no prisoners. I didn’t get to where I am today by letting others step all over me. I had to fight, tooth and nail, to even be taken seriously. But all the adversary only made me stronger. Look at me now!

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Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else’s while you were both naked?

Of course. Hasn’t everyone?

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Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn’t a person?

Hasn't everyone?

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Top five songs to do the do to?

Hips Don’t Lie - Shakira

Dancing Queen - ABBA

Candyman - Aqua

Love Game - Lady Gaga

Yeah - Usher

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How would you define your sexuality?

I identify as gay. Again, thought this was made blatantly obvious. 

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last movie you found inadvertently arousing?

"inadvertently"

I did break down and watch the new Disney movie. And those pants left nothing to the imagination.

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Would you fuck someone while wearing a dalmatian suit?

Craig. Go home.

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Does slowly caressing the smooth inner walls of City College's deepest, darkest corridors turn you on?

No. I can’t say it does.