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"Returning" had, for me, no original flavor. Which makes it hard for me to look back at all the times I've tasted "Returning," and realize that this will be the occasion, the Ultimate Returning, that will taste better than all the Returnings that I have so far experienced.
My friend Evan sent me this and said: ""Hot and Steamy" are words that should only be used when describing steam." I agree, as usual, with Evan.
Not only does "The Difference Is Delicious" seem actively determined to carry no meaning or originality whatsoever—to the point that it almost seems to be a parody of a restaurant tagline—but the message from the president hidden when the flap is tucked in seems almost desperate, sort of like discovering an urgent rescue note when you open the box.
This photo is an example of the Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs school of copywriting.
Smashburger, I love you. You’ve got that Chipotlean hipster edge and your burgers are good. I feel like a smart guy eating when I choose your restaurant. SO STOP THROWING THE STUPID WORD "DELICIOUS" AROUND LIKE YOU OWN IT. Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you can say it.
Some of the best words ever, arranged in a nearly randomized sequence on either side of a cup. Why not?
Wendy, calm down. Please. Just... notch it back a little? I'm trying to figure out what to have for lunch.
This explains why there are shards of taste debris blasted all over the restaurant. A true tragedy.
C'mon, Starbucks. If you're going to pay to print something on the napkin, make it interesting. Or, at least, not simply a chantlike repetition of the same old foodological claims we've been hearing since we were born.