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⭐️Marvellous, have a gold star ⭐️

[thedemon-crowley]

//Formerly @ infernal-inquiries//

If you want info about upstairs, get in touch with @theangel-aziraphale. You can, er, you can talk to him about me now…

//formerly @ ineffable-asks//

I originally had this blog as 18+, but the sphere has gotten too big to keep track of everyone and enforce that. Due to this, I instead advise that minors exercise caution and be aware that while it is highly unlikely to be explicit in any way, this blog may deal with more mature themes or topics. If you ever need me to tag anything, don’t hesitate to ask!

Speaking of tags, I have a bit of a system with my emoji tags to indicate if I’m under the influence of anything.

🐍🍎🔥 = regular standard Crowley

🐍🍏🔥 = weed

🐍🍷🔥 = alcohol

I know I don’t necessarily have to do this, but I know not everyone likes being around drunk/high people and I believe in informed consent!

This is a side blog so I follow from @sweetmarmite!

Started out as a humble silly ask blog…I love it here.

fun fact: theangel-aziraphale and I are engaged IRL

[asmodeus-fallen-principality]

*makes you have red hair for a day*

Hmm. I don't think I look half as good as Samael or Crowley.

[thedemon-crowley]

Don’t be so silly. You look gorgeous.

[wootwona]

since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!

[thedemon-crowley]

Congrats to my secretary on his shiny new corporation! 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

[theangel-aziraphale]

I hope you don’t mind if I give him the smallest blessing. Just to soothe his recovery…

[thedemon-crowley]

By all means! Someone knows I’m working on a little pride and vanity myself!

[theangel-aziraphale]

I think we’re really nailing this small miracles business you know…

[thedemon-crowley]

We definitely didn’t nail it with Jim though 😬

[theangel-aziraphale]

No… although I have a theory that that wasn’t necessarily our fault…

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh…? Do tell, angel mine.

[theangel-aziraphale]

I think technically we used Gabriel’s oowe when we held his hands… Muriel later informed me that Saraqael mentioned in front of them after one of our meetings that you and I had somehow created a “purple” beacon of pure miracle power.

Gabriel does get those purple eyes when he’s in power, doesn’t he?

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh…of course, he didn’t have his memories but his powers were intact!

[theangel-aziraphale]

Exactly! We could have sorted out the Armageddon 2 business with his help…

[thedemon-crowley]

If we’d have known he wanted to help, angel. He couldn’t even remember his own name.

[thedemon-crowley]

Sending congratulations to the secretary!

Thank you kindly! He’s currently enjoying his posh hospital breakfast

[thedemon-crowley]

Congrats to my secretary on his shiny new corporation! 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

[theangel-aziraphale]

I hope you don’t mind if I give him the smallest blessing. Just to soothe his recovery…

[thedemon-crowley]

By all means! Someone knows I’m working on a little pride and vanity myself!

[theangel-aziraphale]

I think we’re really nailing this small miracles business you know…

[thedemon-crowley]

We definitely didn’t nail it with Jim though 😬

[theangel-aziraphale]

No… although I have a theory that that wasn’t necessarily our fault…

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh…? Do tell, angel mine.

[theangel-aziraphale]

I think technically we used Gabriel’s oowe when we held his hands… Muriel later informed me that Saraqael mentioned in front of them after one of our meetings that you and I had somehow created a “purple” beacon of pure miracle power.

Gabriel does get those purple eyes when he’s in power, doesn’t he?

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh…of course, he didn’t have his memories but his powers were intact!

[thedemon-crowley]

woo for your secretary!

//congratulations on the top surgery!

//THANK YOU, I’m quite sore but very happy!//

[thedemon-crowley]

Congrats to my secretary on his shiny new corporation! 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

[theangel-aziraphale]

I hope you don’t mind if I give him the smallest blessing. Just to soothe his recovery…

[thedemon-crowley]

By all means! Someone knows I’m working on a little pride and vanity myself!

[theangel-aziraphale]

I think we’re really nailing this small miracles business you know…

[thedemon-crowley]

We definitely didn’t nail it with Jim though 😬

[theangel-aziraphale]

No… although I have a theory that that wasn’t necessarily our fault…

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh…? Do tell, angel mine.

[thedemon-crowley]

Congrats to my secretary on his shiny new corporation! 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

[theangel-aziraphale]

I hope you don’t mind if I give him the smallest blessing. Just to soothe his recovery…

[thedemon-crowley]

By all means! Someone knows I’m working on a little pride and vanity myself!

[theangel-aziraphale]

I think we’re really nailing this small miracles business you know…

[thedemon-crowley]

We definitely didn’t nail it with Jim though 😬

[thedemon-crowley]

Congrats to my secretary on his shiny new corporation! 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

[theangel-aziraphale]

I hope you don’t mind if I give him the smallest blessing. Just to soothe his recovery…

[thedemon-crowley]

By all means! Someone knows I’m working on a little pride and vanity myself!

[thedemon-crowley]

Congrats to my secretary on his shiny new corporation! 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

[thedemon-crowley]

//ALRIGHT ooc announcement time. I’m going to disappear. For possibly a couple of days.

I’m getting top surgery tomorrow. 🥳

I’m scared and excited and I don’t know how I’ll be after, but know that I will return in the week somewhen. Right now I’m feeling a bit sick and panicky 😬

Until then, peace and love on planet earth and be kind to each other//

[theangel-aziraphale]

CROWLEY'S BLONDE. HE MATCHES YOU.

He... he is??????????

@thedemon-crowley ????

[thedemon-crowley]

Sorry, angel! Wasn’t my fault.

[theangel-aziraphale]

Oh… interesting. You look quite handsome as a blonde…

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh - *flutters his lashes* do you think so? I haven’t looked, but I figured it would clash with the eyes.

[theangel-aziraphale]

No no, not at all. Very handsome indeed! *He smiles and pulls him in for a kiss and marvels at his new hair colour.*

[thedemon-crowley]

Hmmm, I’m glad you think so! *grin* I can’t say I’ll be keeping it, though.

[thedemon-crowley]

your angel is a redhead!!

Excuse me 👀

[thedemon-crowley]

how is being blonde going?

So far, so good! Aziraphale seems to like it, at least

[thedemon-crowley]

at least being blonde is better than being a mermaid for a week

That’s absolutely true!

[theangel-aziraphale]

CROWLEY'S BLONDE. HE MATCHES YOU.

He... he is??????????

@thedemon-crowley ????

[thedemon-crowley]

Sorry, angel! Wasn’t my fault.

[theangel-aziraphale]

Oh… interesting. You look quite handsome as a blonde…

[thedemon-crowley]

Oh - *flutters his lashes* do you think so? I haven’t looked, but I figured it would clash with the eyes.