Reality Is An Illusion

Indi multiverse human bill cipher and Bipper/NSFW/mun is 18+/ written by Luke/no art is mine

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            Dirty Secrets, Empty Memories,                                 and Broken Hearts Across the Floor

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Hitting that block button like a champ))

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Ok so really I just got on here to tell you guys to follow my dipper gleeful @stagesandcatcalls k thx

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Pardon My Hand"

Send “Pardon My Hand” For My Muse’s reaction to Your’s sneaking up behind them and slipping their hand between My Muse’s Legs..

Dipper stiffened immediately and stayed completely still. “You have exactly one second to remove your fucking hand before you lose it,” he said, the coolness of his voice seemingly dropping the temperature around him. 

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"Ooh pine tree you almost sound threatening"

The demon purred golden eyes locking with the others as his hand made no effort to move from its spot between the others legs "do it again it gets me excited"

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So we decided mason has a drinking problem

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Is this meme still a thing? 

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write an 'about me' pretending to be me and i'll rate the accuracy /10

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"Don't you remember?"

Send “Don’t you remember?” for my muse’s reaction to waking up in hospital with no memory of your muse, themselves or their life

Mabel looked at the blonde in confusion as she shook her head slowly. “…No… I don’t… Why what happened?” She asked while looking at him, her head tilting slightly since he obviously knew something she didn’t if he was asking her if she remembered. “…Am I suppose to know who you are… Were we friends?”

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Swallowing the lump in his throat the demon walked over sitting in the chair next to her bed "...my name is bill" he said softly taking the girls hand in his calloused fingertips brushing over her busted knuckles a look of concern clear in his golden eyes "bill cipher and....and I'm here to help you get better"

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Person A: I need someone to be my friend… Person A: Maybe send me an angel. The nicest angel you have. Person B: *MANIACAL LAUGHTER*

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Snohomish, WA

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“I’m going to kill you now.”

The other raised an eyebrow looking down at the brunette with an amused look on his face “oh? Are you sure pine tree?” He purred eagerly licking his lips at the sight of the anger in the younger boys eyes “I would love to see you try.” He sneered his eyes flashing with excitement

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The demons thrusts picked up after he noticed the first teardrop hit the floor “does it hurt pine tree?, do you hate me?” He purred into the others ear as his claws dug into the boys hip eager to hear him mutter the hate filled words

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Love me pine tree

“I would sooner love a ten thousand year old cactus monster.” 

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Chuckling the demon pinned the others hands above his head claiming the others lips for a split second humming as he pulled back giving the other a wink “nothing like a taste of my favorite pine tree in the morning”

“Ack!” he spat, sitting up to wipe his arm over his mouth to get rid of the feeling of the demon’s lips on his. “Great now I have to go stick my mouth in bleach.” 

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"Quit acting like such a spoilt brat mason" the demon huffed adjusting his weight on the other making sure he couldn't get up

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Love me pine tree

“I would sooner love a ten thousand year old cactus monster.” 

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Catching the book easily the demon rolled his eyes chucking it over his shoulder before moving to sit lazily on the others lap “just one kiss?”

“Gross. No,” he said attempting to shove the demon off of him. 

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Chuckling the demon pinned the others hands above his head claiming the others lips for a split second humming as he pulled back giving the other a wink "nothing like a taste of my favorite pine tree in the morning"

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Love me pine tree

“I would sooner love a ten thousand year old cactus monster.” 

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“I can be that for you if you want”

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The teens eyes narrowed at the other before chucking the book he’d been reading at his head. “Not in a million years.” 

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Catching the book easily the demon rolled his eyes chucking it over his shoulder before moving to sit lazily on the others lap "just one kiss?"

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Love me pine tree

“I would sooner love a ten thousand year old cactus monster.” 

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"I can be that for you if you want"

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Bill complains about spending all his money that he earned from working at the Shack on coffee. Dipper reminds Bill that the demon, in fact, does not like coffee, and even made a joke about “Liking coffee like he likes his women (he doesn’t).” But, Bill, after discovering he was not in fact broke after he found five dollars and went to Starbucks (like the true white girl he is at heart) and bought a five dollar drink. Then he complained to Dipper about being broke again.

Admin Will~

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