Subtle Smile That Did Me In

[thedephiexpress]

So… is anybody here?

[whitepeopletwitter]

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M O O D +

[jehovahhthickness]

I take pride in being a good friend.

[xshioxx]

[stream]

The Call of the Wild (2020) | Behind the Scenes with motion capture artist Terry Notary

[autumndiesirae-deactivated20250]

Just use a fucking dog.

[onceiwashere]

109 million USD excuse for harrison ford petplay

[kodachromenightmare]

They somehow managed to uncanny valley a dog.

UNCANINE VALLEY

[digg]

[gingerhaze]

i’d watch an entire series about bodybuilders in a tiny town

[blond-shell]

#like sister like brother

[dankmemeuniversity]

[nevaehtyler]

His name is Steven Udotong.

[pengychan]

Imagine taking courses to write effective headlines and then see people who don’t know shit trying to be snarky online.

Guys. For the billionth time. Headlines need to give as much relevant details as possible while still being short enough to be read at a glance or almost, and get people to read the rest. Unless the article is about someone well-known enough that we can safely assume the reader will recognize them, first names do not go in headlines. 

It is not about refusing to write the names of minorities in headlines. It is literally the first thing you’re taught when it comes to writing them.

[curlicuecal]

On the other hand, just look how much funnier headlines could be if we adopted this policy

[chelonianmobile]

Seriously, do people think the headline is literally all that exists? There’s a whole article underneath it, you know!

[dionis-gg]

Steve is a true American hero

[toastbutteregg]

Steve for president

[thedephiexpress]

Human Brian

[memeclassheroes]

[corgisandboobs]

Hey look, it’s 173% me.

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[catlezzer-deactivated20200616]

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

[twitterlols]

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[jyostar]

We’re going to knotts berry farm tomorrow im thinking about that shaq tweet

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