*throws a knife @*
She dodged it and stood back up quickly. “What the fuck was that for?”
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*throws a knife @*
She dodged it and stood back up quickly. “What the fuck was that for?”
“I doubt you would have heard of me, if that’s what you’re asking. I work really hard to stay out of the news. And I suppose my body count tends to be a bit lower than yours in general. Although I guess there was that string of murders last year that the authorities actually managed to put together were connected. Was trying a new technique and it was a bit tricky to figure out without killing them way too fast. The screams though, holy fuck. Fortunately I was able to figure it out and stop going through them quite so quickly before they did anything too trite and boring like give me a nickname.”
“If you just meant in general, you can call me John, I guess. Just someone who shares some of your interests. And who is very relieved to be talking to someone who isn’t a moron or a weakling for the first time in what seems like forever. So thank you and I really hope you find something that delights you in one of the books, I’ll pick out the ones I think will be most interesting to you first. And if you are at all as starved for intelligent conversation as I am, I’d love to at least keep chatting from time to time.”
“Well clearly you’re in need of some teaching if you’ve almost gotten caught, even one time. Unfortunately for you, I’m no teacher. I don’t like helping little pets who strive to hit some number or be better than one or the other. I don’t do this for competition. I do this for my own satisfaction and nothing else. I just happen to be very good at not getting caught. My husband as well. Send me a list of the books and I will pick out the ones I find interesting. I’m not at all starving for knowledge or in need of help, but I do appreciate the offer.”
If you did meet an alternate version of yourself how would you feel if she wasn't a killer. Would you still accept that she was you? Would you be disappointed in her? Would you still be attracted to her?
“I’m sure there could be a different version of me. I chose this path. I didn’t have to. I’m attractive, so yes I’d still be attracted to her. I wouldn’t be disappointed. Like I said, I chose this. I applaud anyone who doesn’t. Especially if it was another me.”
"No, I admire you, I wasn't suggesting that your methods are anything less than perfect. Merely that you might find some unnecessary but fun new tricks. I greatly respect your skills or we wouldn't be talking, certainly not about letting you see the collection. Talentless wannabes either bore or disgust me, and some of those books are priceless rarities. I'm willing to show them to you because you are already a master, so you can properly enjoy them, the way I'd feared no one but me could."
“And who are you exactly?”
If vampires were real would you want to be one?
“Who says I’m not one?”
"It must be very nice to have those and be able to put them to good use. It's very impressive though, even working from great resources, to have developed highly effective torture techniques on your own, outside any particular tradition, and without even an actual medical background to help you through your texts. A comparison of your practices to the more established techniques would be fascinating, I think. I have volumes and volumes from all over the world, if you think they might help."
“If you’re insinuating that I am in some need of help to torture my victims, you are very very mistaken. Though if you’d like to share, I’d be willing to take a look. I’m always interested in new techniques I’ve never heard of before.”
Have you studied torture techniques? Or maybe medical texts to learn more about how pain works? Or did you just learn through practice? You seem like the kind of girl who would want to make sure she was inflicting as much pain for her effort as possible. Of course, you're also obviously extremely clever, naturally gifted at making people suffer, and very well motivated, so maybe it just comes naturally. But then again even a prodigy benefits from a little study, right?
“Finally. Something intelligent. I’ve done a lot of reading of medical textbooks my whole life. All I had as a child. My father was a researcher and had all types of books but the ones about the body interested me the most. I stole them all when he was murdered and hid them away. I later discovered them again years later after I had already killed loads of people. They have helped me greatly in my discoveries of pain and torture. Fun to know where you can make someone suffer the most without actually killing them.”
Shit now I ship it.
Horns (2014)
Everyone in town always took me for an outsider. I didn’t care. The only thing that mattered was her. She was my garden of Eden, and God knows how beautiful it was until that night. No, no one is born evil, the Devil himself was a fallen angel. But sometimes, when you go through hell, the only way out is to walk deeper into the fire.
NSFW Asks
1:When did you lose your virginity?
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
5: Favourite sex position?
6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
12: How often do you have sex?
13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
35: Worst possible time to get horny:
36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?
37: How much fapping is too much fapping:
38: Best sexual complement you ever got:
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
40: What do you wear to bed?
41: When was the first time you masturbated:
42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?
45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)
49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
53: Do you watch porn?
54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
57: If you could give yourself head, would you?
58: Booty or Boobs?
59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?
61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
65. What is your bra/penis size?
66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
67. When was the last time you masturbated?
68. When was the last time you had sex?
69. When was the last time you watched porn?
70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
71. Guys:Circumsized?
72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
77. Which wet dream was your favorite?
78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
80. Favorite sexual position?
81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
82. Are you into any BDSM?
83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
84. Do you like dirty talk?
85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?
90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
92. Ask whatever you want
just label is nsfw asks
Did you ever keep a victim as a pet like you wanted to?
“Not just yet. The right victim can just be so hard to find. Are you volunteering?”
Have you considered killing someone named Ashildr? You probably should.
“Murder for hire’s not really my thing. Sorry.”
“I wont let them hurt you.”
“I can assure you I’m 100% capable of making sure no one hurts me, thanks.”
In a quick movement Clara had her against the cold brick with her knife at the other girl’s throat. She held it tight, her hand threatening to make the slightest move. “Oh you’ve made the wrong move there, haven’t you?” She looked the girl up and down and pressed the knife against her neck a bit more.
“Now I could do it here, but I don’t think I’d like to make a mess of this pretty alleyway.”
“You’re mad,” Rose whispered, remembering from long ago to remain still when under attack. Where she remembered it from, she didn’t know. “You’re completely mad.”
She tried to get hold of Clara’s hand, trying to pry it off of her neck. “What the hell happened to you?”
“You’re just figuring that out now?” She tutted. “You all are so slow aren’t you?” She almost laughed at the girl’s struggle to move Clara’s hand away. She shook her head and sighed.
“Shouldn’t bother even trying. You’ll be uncomfortably in chains soon enough.” Her eyes flashed to the girls and she smirked. “I happened to me.” She pulled Rose off the wall and held the knife against her. “Let’s go, shall we?” She dragged her toward the TARDIS, impressed by how still she stayed. “You’re one to behave aren’t you?” She led her through the halls and into a dark room illuminated with red light. There were other victims on the walls. Dead ones that hadn’t been disposed of yet and ones waiting to die.
“Where would you like to be hm?”
“I wont let them hurt you.”
“I can assure you I’m 100% capable of making sure no one hurts me, thanks.”
“Mean?” She laughed, almost too loud. “You think this is being mean?” She tilted her head to the side. “Sweetie I could have you chained up on a wall with a knife against your throat and that still wouldn’t be the meanest thing I could do. Stop assuming to know who I am or you’ll find yourself in a world of trouble. This is the last time I hesitate.”
“Make me.” Rose spat at Clara, annoyed by her attitude. She wasn’t in the mood to deal with her anymore, and judging by Clara, there friendship was well and clearly over. “I give up trying to be your friend, you obviously don’t want to be mine.”
In a quick movement Clara had her against the cold brick with her knife at the other girl’s throat. She held it tight, her hand threatening to make the slightest move. “Oh you’ve made the wrong move there, haven’t you?” She looked the girl up and down and pressed the knife against her neck a bit more.
“Now I could do it here, but I don’t think I’d like to make a mess of this pretty alleyway.”
“I wont let them hurt you.”
“I can assure you I’m 100% capable of making sure no one hurts me, thanks.”
“Yea’, that maybe, but you worry me.” Rose admitted, taking a seat next to her. “I don’t like how reckless you’ve become.”
“You know nothing about me. So I’d take a step back and check your words before someone becomes a plaything on my wall.”
“You’re one of my best friends, or at least you were,” Rose said to her, shocked at what came out of Clara’s mouth. “What’s happened to you? Why are you being so mean?”
“Mean?” She laughed, almost too loud. “You think this is being mean?” She tilted her head to the side. “Sweetie I could have you chained up on a wall with a knife against your throat and that still wouldn’t be the meanest thing I could do. Stop assuming to know who I am or you’ll find yourself in a world of trouble. This is the last time I hesitate.”