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[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Kilgrave: Just listen to common sense Jessica…

Jessic: You’re not common sense, you a lil bitch!

[eve-wait-for-it-lina]

More like, “Bitch, you may be common, but you’re no sense”

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Okay, wow, that's good

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Matt: Are you crazy?

Elektra: I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in jeans.

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Kilgrave: Just listen to common sense Jessica...

Jessic: You're not common sense, you a lil bitch!

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Prompt: The heroes get stranded on an island.

Matt: Begins to collect supplies, like coconuts and fruit, it's easy enough for him to get the things they need. It's even easier when Elektra, Colleen, and Danny help out.

Elektra & Colleen: The two spar, almost non stop while the others do what they're doing. Occasionally they help Matt collect food.

Jessica: Tries desperately to find something alcoholic on the island, eventually she settles for crushing pineapples and drinking the juice.

Luke: Uses his strength to break pieces off trees, to build some sort of house or fort for them all to stay in.

Danny: Spends a majority of his time mediating, though he'll spar with Elektra and Colleen, as well as help Matt when needed.

Frank: Eventually he runs out of bullets, it's scary how long he kept finding some. To settle for this his begins carving arrows and spears out of tree branches.

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Frank: David, sit in the chair.

Micro: Why?

Frank: So we can play a game.

Micro: What game?

Frank: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Karen: So...do you have any kinks?

Frank: Yeah, like five in my neck...oh wait...

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Micro: Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie.

Frank: But didn't nobody die!

Micro: You destroyed half a city block!

Frank: That block was already messed up.

Micro: And you lost a lot of evidence!

Frank: We still got a little bit left.

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Judge: Order! Order!

Frank: I'll have a burger and fries!

Matt: Frank no....

[thedevilsofhellskitchen]

Frank Castle: Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?