Whatever You Are, Be A Good One

[hotboyproblems]

[cc--sketches-deactivated2019020]

Rest in Peace Stan Lee

Thanks for all the great memories.

You did good kid.

[oh-archivist]

Today’s adventure

[noya-sunflower]

This is wholesome

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[countrylesbian-moving]

[kittykat8311]

oh shit that’s all me

[emmswoodhouse-deactivated202104]

the scene where they show terrible reviews from critics that bohemian rhapsody received when it was first released over shots of the fans loving it and rocking out to it is such a perfect depiction of what happened with the movie it’s actually hilarious. truly irony at its finest.

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Skin is a built in onesie

[colescrow]

I don’t like this post

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Why do you fear the truth

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

full offense but like…. ladies and gentlemen…. this is mambo number 5

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

[probably-voldemort]

When my cousin Olivia was three, she started preschool and became best friends with a boy named Abraham.  Most people called him Abe, even then, because Abraham is a mouthful for a three year old and, to most people, it’s the logical nickname.

Not, however, according to Olivia, who decided to nickname him Ham.

No one’s really sure whether she wasn’t totally listening when he was introduced and only caught the last part of his name, or if she decided Abe was too boring a nickname, or maybe she was just hungry, but the nickname has stuck for the last twenty years.  Of course, Olivia was and still is the only person to use it.

When they were seven or eight, he decided to get back at her by calling her Olive.  That nickname stuck, too, and they’ve been Olive and Ham since.  But only to each other.  They get highly offended if anyone else calls them that.

Last night was their seventh anniversary, and Abe proposed to Olivia, and she said yes.  And how did she announce it on Facebook, you may ask?

People used to tell me “If you like ham so much, why don’t you just marry it?”  So I am.

[probably-voldemort]

Shout out to Olive and Ham, who are still engaged and adorable and who are planning on getting married sometime next summer

[flippyspoon]

[memewhore]

[factualfeminist]

IM FUCKING DYING

[exit152]

sleeping in hotel rooms w the drone of the air conditioner & the clean sheets w the heavy decorated duvet ? Who’s w me?

[jennpar]

Its that time of year again…

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[madcrafter1-deactivated20190322]

Why am i laughing so hard?

[drawnsnake]

THE FUCKING HANDS

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[stand]

my hero

[autumnyte-old]

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

[soradiesinkh3]

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

[alexandra-erin]

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

[not-mitchell]

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this

[baezia]

“thousands of dollars of art”

“crumpled newspaper, cardboard, and cookies”

Which one is it, you bourgeois lemon?

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[timotaychalamet]

Twin Peaks (TV Series 1990–1991)