My president's black, and my lambo's blue.

Where I air my weed smoking, lame sense of humor, and stupid opinions.

[thedocofthc]

I don't know what the rest of you were doing on Thanksgiving.

[thedocofthc]

[dudewithabow]

wow what the actual fuck neopets

[thedocofthc]

[thedocofthc]

Certain words are like cigarette burns Instinctively, you pull away

[thedocofthc]

[thedocofthc]

[luciferandphilosophy]

If you want Bernie Sanders to get elected in 2016...

Make these 2 things clear to everyone you know: 1) We MUST vote in primaries. If we do not vote in primaries corporatists, oil, and lobbyists win. You will be told by the under-educated that “A vote for bernie is a vote for the Republicans” - this is because they don’t understand the difference between the primary elections, and the actual elections.

The primary decides whether our *THIRD PARTY CANDIDATE* Bernie GETS to replace one of the 2 “parties”, with a man who is against the 2 party system. - That’s the most important part.

Second – Make sure that everyone you know understand this: The youth decide this election. – For the first time in history, there are MORE PEOPLE interested in a 3rd party person breaking the system, than are interested in supporting either of the two parties. 45% of american voters want a win from a third party. Which means that 1) They are within a 3% margin of a totally smashing defeat of the 2-party system, and the establishment’s ACTUAL plan to defeat it is: Hope that nobody notices. All the adults are trained into their stupidity.

When Barack Obama ran he almost doubled young voter turnout. We need just HALF of that to happen again, and for the 3rd-party believers to be united. United. From Anarchists to Libertarians, we need them all to agree to start out, by breaking the system.

THAT’S the primary. - If he gets the votes on the floor, and they REFUSE to give him the nomination? Then we’re at war. Period. We are no longer ruled by consent.

THEN, after he has the nomination, he will have a campaign team. A good one. We want to know who they are and then call them and ask them what they want and then do what they say. To the finish line. That’s about it.

Spread the info, guys. Bernie Sanders COULD actually change America. We need him. Please don’t take a lackadaisical approach to info spreading for the next year - get as many people on board as you have the time to convince!

[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[lynchoid]

This plays out like a Bret Easton Ellis novel.

[thedocofthc]

What the Hell did I just watch?

[nehaaya-deactivated20160311]

*eats you out as a friend*

[amerikkkanpie-deactivated201903]

Blows your back out as your homie

[thepoetspace-deactivated2014090]

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

[revitiligo-deactivated20150118]

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

[iknownothingisalliknow]

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

[chiefsimba-deactivated20140812]

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

[mrcheyl]

Let’s you sit on my face cause I wanna be supportive.

[mrcheyl]

Makes you squirt cause I wanna bring out the best in you.

[failnation]

[onlinepunk]

who the hell is responsible for this

[laughhard]

My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.

[macncheese-blog]

oh my god.

[space-trash-club]

glittery olde english 40 pin

[kittiezandtittiez]

[sizvideos]

Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster

Video - Via Siz iOS app

[justsomeantifas]

[two images above: first image: a photo of the front of a banquet frozen meal that shows the words: “enter code 1 code = 1 meal” second image shows code, and the words: for every code entered by 1/7/16 ConAgra Foods will donate 10 cents, the cost for feed meal through its network of local food banks. Maximum: 3 million meals, guaranteed minimum donation 1.5 million meals $150,000, limit 5 code entries per person/computer each day]

I’m pretty upset and felt like ranting, so lets talk about this you all.

What is ConAgra Foods? It is one of North America’s largest packaged food companies. It’s is a Fortune 500 company with net sales totaling approximately $16 billion, so they’re really fucking rich right?

And right now they’re profiting off of advertising that they’re ending child hunger by giving away a meager $150,000, and at most $300,000 out of you know their 16 billion dollar net sales..

Their maximum donated amount is is going to be roughly 0.0001875% of money they make from people buying their shit.

So despite their literal, actual, genuine ability to end child hunger, they’re chipping in.. ten cents per code entered.

How is the code entering thing classist and ableist: Not everyone has a computer, not everyone has the time nor ability to enter a code online. 

Basically ConAgra Foods is saying it is not enough that you buy their product, and make them multibillionaires, but you must also jump through hoops for them to give ten cents away. 

They’re so actual shit that they found another way to profit off of child starvation.

[thedocofthc]

Customer: "Do you sell single serving bottles of wine?" Me: "Ma'am, EVERY bottle of wine is a single serving."