Ok...But dogs

Cat|24|November 8th|

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[cryptotheism]

i don't need to take this from some dumb bitch with no cutie mark

[aropride]

lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

[suiheisen]

rattling the bars of my cage screaming for bread

[purplepenguintime]

Certified dungeon meshi moment

[toskarin]

imagine seinfeld but if jerry had.... an inquisitive mind..

[toskarin]

I just meant if jerry wanted more information but I can see how you might have understood this as me proposing a bicurious seinfeld

[porcelain-siscon]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[toskarin]

not that there's anything wrong with that

[calstone-light-o]

[spiralstaircased]

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

[zouffle]

due to budget cuts i will grant you two wishes

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

due to recent layoffs there is only one of me and I lie 50% of the time

[kiwimidnight]

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

[big-gay-mike]

Is your therapist washing you?

[honted]

used her hand sanitizer

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[e-v-roslyn]

Queen

[gaysemiotics]

Give her her own tv show

[animalcrossingmemes]

[oatmilksgf]

someone needs to check up on the author of diary of a wimpy kid bc what if his publishing company is holding him hostage

[oatmilksgf]

911 i have a question

[omgallwaswell]

[hotboyproblems]

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

[spacemancharisma]

hey bestie im bored can i get i a pig fact

piglets can recognize their mother’s voices and they’re able to learn their names!!

[toadscools]

another pig fact please 🥺👉👈🐖

[spacemancharisma]

sows are known to grunt little rhythmic “songs” to the piglets as they feed, like a lullaby!!

[toadscools]

thank you so much for the pig fact oh god

[sartorialadventure]

[slab-o-meat]

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude