What Is Your Spaghetti Policy Here?

28. GA. Mostly cute stuff, often funny stuff, sometimes political & social & cultural stuff.

[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[pixiebabi]

you think i care? yeah actually i do and i’ll probably cry about it if we’re being honest

[100493503004422]

I could be better but I'm considering becoming worse

[huffylemon]

[brothfan1997]

[wizardmania]

cat girl but in a garfield way

[thegentlemansarmchair-deactivat]

[toastbutteregg]

[intensional]

Anyone else not cut out for all this

[toastbutteregg]

[sandmandaddy69]

[velocitations]

[heir2nothing]

[toastbutteregg]

[t4tstarvingdog]

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

[calamitys-child]

Once again proving the reason I'm single is that I've set my self care standards so high: knew I'd be sugar low but too sleepy for a meal after That so I packed myself a chocolate bar with a smiley face sticker on it to find in my pocket and be delighted by later when I came out the gig, which I just Discovered and almost wept with joy at. No other man loves me like I do

[calamitys-child]

My number one top tip for self care is thinking about Future You as a friend. Like ah future Aidan is gonna be exhausted when he gets home, I'm gonna make sure his bed has clean sheets. Damn future Aidan is gonna be hungry when he gets back tonight, what does he like to eat? Bagels? I'll make him a bagel. This is a great way to hack the "I can't ask for extra ketchup for myself but I will for my friend" instinct I genuinely recommend it

[penandinkprincess]

my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks

[penandinkprincess]

situational update: a little girl screamed "LEAVE HIM ALONE" and now there's noises that sound suspiciously like a child getting wailed on by a wiffle ball bat

[penandinkprincess]

further update: parent has been called to the scene. distribution of fault is underway. bat appears to have been confiscated.

[penandinkprincess]

bat has been returned under the promise of not deploying it once more against brothers. the pause and "but tell him to leave the frog alone" tells me it will likely come back into play shortly.

[penandinkprincess]

as expected, frog was bothered again and frog warrior took up her weapon once more. all children are being collected to leave on charges of acting "like y'all have NO sense"

personally I stand with frog defender on this issue

#justiceforfroggirl