....And THIS Is Why YOUR Penis Is Dry....

Because #AshyLarry needs a platform as well....

[thedrypenistales]

Stay Ashy Kevyn. Your penis tells us everything we need to know.

[qq45xx-deactivated20141028]

[ahurtlamb-deactivated20200202]

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I bet they’d live a lot differently. When you look into infinity, you realize there are more important things than what people do all day.

Calvin and Hobbes (via nvtive)

[wtfehcnod-deactivated20211223]

Visit Original Link

Save yourself the trouble of hitting play 3-5 times…

[astrogurl444]

omg

[tripleoc]

I really need this as a ringtone

[nappylikeyopappy]

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER MADE THIS

[strugglingtobeheard]

Ayyyyy.

[thedrypenistales]

May have to make this into our theme for all these sad angry ashy ass Larry's walking the streets....

[thedrypenistales]

This is supposed to be a page about black fatherhood. It has somehow become a space to police how black women live. Clearly we need new spaces policing black womanhood. https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=185637211475769

[bluecaptions]

Nope.

[nadam5]

😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

[thedrypenistales]

Oh. Wow. Nope.

[kobetyrant-deactivated20141020]

Black men never cease to disappoint me

[themisadventuresofafashionheaux]

This nigga got some nerve tryna call her ugly. The niggas on Twitter are just a blatant example of how ain’t shit we are!

[azureking-deactivated20171130]

Seeing shit like this really makes glad I never fucked with twitter. She’s gorgeous as fuck.

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

I’m just trying to figure out how he came to the conclusion that she is anything LESS than pulchritudinous.

[walkemdowncc]

self hatred is a bitch

[tetragramofkush]

These young boys let that Disney shit from their youth fuck up their vision.. cause shorty is regal af

[missjia]

And how is this nigga in any position to call anyone unattractive when his face is 10 different shades of brown on some accidental shit but she was born with a beautiful, even tone all the way through?

Black men (on twitter and in general) trip me the hell out. Quick to call this woman ugly but even quicker to lose their shit over the most trashy looking, apple bodied blonde girl who thinks she’s bonding with the Black folks by speaking busted Ebonics and underfrying fucking chicken.

Bye ugly.

[thedrypenistales]

Clearly his #dickisdry #ashydicks #ashylarry

[morphosyntax-deactivated2015021]

How do I nicely turn him down without getting murdered?

A question all women are now asking themselves. (via morphosyntax)

I’ve been asking myself this since I was twelve. Twelve. TWELVE. TWELVE.

Because.... The #ashylarrys are taking over our society and women are terrified to be themselves. 

[carazelaya]

There are few things uglier and more threatening to women than misogynist male entitlement. It reminds us that our right to exist with some semblance of freedom is viewed as a contractual arrangement; as long as we behave ourselves, we won’t be punished too severely for the simple crime of being a woman.

Clementine Ford

Amen!!!!!!!

[thedrypenistales]

Here's the thing @tonyagaskinsjr A) why Beyoncé & Jayz?!? Why couldn't you say Michelle & Barack? Jada & Will?!? B) no one around you ever married their boyfriends?!?? Cause boyfriends never become husbands?!? C) how does one get into a marriage if they don't have a relationship? D) a relationship can last a day or fifty years. But that means what?!?

[thedrypenistales]

Snow. Ice. And Street Harassment

I was about to post about the fact I was slipping & sliding down the icy streets. Until this bastard decided it was imperative for him to yell down the street about my ass. And then to pass me so that he could stand at the corner & rub his penis at me. This is my morning. Thanks bro. That's what I needed.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[jcoleknowsbest]

This shit ain’t funny.. They should have turned around and stabbed his ass… triflin ass males out here..

[lowcutcaesar-deactivated2014071]

No, nope, nah. Please don’t encourage this shit

[thedrypenistales]

The fact they put this on the internet for the world. This is rape culture at its lowest "safest" form. This is not funny. Or cute.

[thedrypenistales]

Soooooo...... Fucking Dry.....

At the cigar bar chilling.... Cigar goes out... Turn to the nearest dude.... Have a lighter? Nawl but I have matches..... I accept the matches exchange pleasantries with the other guys.... Lame dude chirps: yeah you welcome.... But you don't have to thank me.... No thank you.... And clearly this is why your penis stays dry....

[jebbenspuru-deactivated20150508]

Hmm. This is alarming. It makes me rethink my values and my affinities.

[yarrahs-life-deactivated2014090]

I saw this the other day on twitter. Smh.

[blacktemple]

okay 

[wavymama-deactivated20150522]

Okay, so niggas wanna act like there weren’t no strippers back in the day? Y’all wanna act like black strippers aren’t revolutionary in their own right? Y’all wanna act like black woman can’t be both images at the same time? Huh? Y’all wanna act like black women have “lost their way” and it’s a cause for all this shaming? Y’all wanna act like they are less than as black women because they don’t got an afro and an ankh?

Aiight…

[afroetry]

^This

[revolutionary-afrolatino-deacti]

word i was thinkin the same thing. even in the most revolutionary of times there are people on the other side who remain enslaved by the system.

[sourcedumal]

If you play into the “respectable woman” bullshit, then you are not caring about women.

[solo-munroe]

All that bolded.

[thedrypenistales]

Fuck the judgmental bitch/ninjas who thought this shit was cool or necessary!

[cockedlockedandchoking]

For years mental health professionals taught people that they could be psychologically healthy without social support, that “unless you love yourself, no one else will love you.”…The truth is, you cannot love yourself unless you have been loved and are loved. The capacity to love cannot be built in isolation

Bruce D. Perry, M.D., Ph.D. — “The Boy Who Was Raised As A Dog” (via verthandi)

Filed under: things we already knew, but people kept telling us we were wrong about.

(via clinicallydepressedpug)

Why does this shit persist? Why do we keep hearing about how self-love exists in a vacuum?

(via tallblackguy)

[thedrypenistales]

www.teespring.com/pmswriteoff

[loud-prints]

(via Ivory and the New Black | Ivory Jinelle)

[nataliemeansnice]

yes!