andrea

this might sound like cheesy or something but...

[hudsonsstretchmarks]

Nick Robinson all over insta today :)

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[4setsofcorsets]

I hate to break it to everyone, but hockey romance is a huge thing outside of Heated Rivalry. They just made a successful TV show of Elle Kennedy's Off Campus series, and Icebreaker was a bestseller for over a year when it came out. What we're experiencing here is the carefully curated internet bubble we've created so we never have to hear about straight romance trends.

As my coworker put it: Off Campus fans will watch Heated Rivalry, but Heated Rivalry fans will not cross over. Rightfully so, I say.

[timotheewho]

I’m afraid romance stories for straight women are also very valid, I’m sorryyyy

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2015

[demiiwhiffin]

also june 2016

[demiiwhiffin]

turns out … also june 2017

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2018 ! time is moving fast and i cannot keep up

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2019 !!! wow love that for all of us

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2020. time never stops

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2021. i am so old

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2022 … :-S

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2023 babey !!!

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2024 :-)

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2025. ten whole years

[demiiwhiffin]

june 2026 uh oh spaghetti o

[delicqteheart]

challengers summer 2026 will be happening trust

[timotheewho]

uuuugh bitch, it’s been 17 months he’s never gonna like you back

from: me

to: me

[butterflypeaflowertea]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

[timotheewho]

I measure my songwriting by how much I believe Taylor Swift wishes she wrote the song

Willing and Able from The Great Divide by Noah Kahan ???? Yeahyeahyeah, never been more sure

[lucrezianoin]

one of the best edits i have ever seen by uhbucky on tiktok

[wakeupnew]

[eucatastrph]

i see ur “I’m lazy” “I’ve never seen that side of you” and i raise you “fuck I’m scared” “yes it’s scary, but you are brave”

[prideandprejudice]

— But you hate him.

[artbyamara]

In the clurrb, we all fam 💙❤️

[hollanovsgingermelt]

he's giving somewhere in northern italy, 1983

[aphantasias]

and if i said this made my stomach hurt while making it

[my-2nd-account]

The difference is that jealous Ilya looks homicidal while jealous Shane looks suicidal

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

@raccoonboywrites coming correct as always

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock]

[hrgifs]

ilya + shane's chest

[hoko-onchi-writes]

I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.

This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.

This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.