▲Life Is An Illusion▲

Cap/gay/obsessed with the sky and stars

[pizzacast]

I’m going to admit, I’m a little annoyed that people are saying that MGK is only hot as Tommy Lee.

He’s always been hot, y’all just never noticed till now.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[oidrockstars]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[bodyglitter]

im bout to go check my account balance please keep me in your prayers

[bodyglitter]

[iheartmgk]

[thedyeeffect]

[cunningcelt]

Some magical associations for the flowers of @eartheasy’s “Save the Bees by Planting These” post:

Lavender - love, attraction, healing, protection. Thyme - awareness, purification, cleansing. Cilantro - awareness, creativity, communication, success. Borage - luck, power, inspiration, increase psychic abilities. Sage - purification, exorcism, cleansing, healing. Fennel - communication, prosperity, fertility. Crocus - love, visions. Geranium - self confidence, soothes a broken heart. Aster - love. Poppy - glamours. Sunflower - happiness, healing, longevity, prosperity, love. Heliotrope - love (especially homosexual), invisibility, revelations.

Your garden will not only be a haven for bees but you’ll always have access to ingredients to power your magic.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“C minor! Put it in C minor!” - The Fairy Godmother in Shrek 2, about to SNATCH ME BALD!

[karazrel]

hozier is literally the only valid man

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I wish I could afford basic living necessities and medical care.

Baby Boomer:

[dyke-supreme]

It’s always girl power why not woman power

[pussypoliticks-blog]

girl power isn’t as threatening

[rabbitheads]

let’s start saying boy power and woman power. And I’m not joking about this. This is becoming a thing in Korea.

People recognized this ‘Man-girl'thing roughly during 2018 Olympics (or before that. I’m not sure tho…) when our fully grown female champions were refered to as ‘Girl Power! Beauty with medals! Golden fairy!’ on media headlines whereas male champions(even the mi nors) were titled as ‘King, Emperor, God’.

Some of us pointed it out and now we just refer to grown men as boys. Like policemen? police boy. Businessman? Business boy. That congressman? he’s a congress boy now.

And it became even more clear that this girl thing was belittling women and their power.

[girlsfrommars]

I’ve always felt weird about women over the age of 25 referring to themselves as girls. Would you call a 25 year old male a boy too?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[mxsicc]

God fuckn shit this is a mess

[prof-grace-aspen]

Zero is actually kind of a weird number, since by itself, it’s… not a number. It’s the absence of a number, it’s nothing. But because it counts as an integer, and because dividing it by 2 also results in an integer (0 again), technically zero is even.

[lubricates]

Oh god I love tumblr HAHAHAHA

[rayvone-deactivated20200430]

[theocseason4]

Her tuna sandwich…

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

[bisexualwario]

this made me involuntarily punch the empty space next to me on the couch

[chainmailwhaletail-deactivated2]

“it needs to be dipped”

[succ-my-pandas-dick]

She’s now my least favorite cheetah girl

[thickness-protection-program]

Rachael Ray who? Guy Fieri who?

[somecutething]

[corgisandboobs]

To be fair, he is pillow-colored.

[bitchycode]