GOBLIN ZONE

Gizmo he/they/it 20polyam formally Scooby-snack-loving-giant cryptid in punk clothes 18+

[pemberlaey]

girl going through a major life change: i need to reread a series from my childhood/adolescence

[metalandmagi]

You will never convince me that these three things wouldn't be better as animated series.

[getmethefuckouttahere]

Lmao

[solitairians]

I think the shadowhunters tv show permanently damaged peoples perception of the lightwood siblings bc everyone seems to think alec is this emo insecure boy with hot confident siblings when in reality jace spends 6 books going "what if i'm irredeemable and evil i need to kill myself 1000 times" and isabelle is desperately trying to cover up the damage her fathers infidelity did to her perception of love and relationships with a male manipulator persona meanwhile alec is just like "ok so obviously you people need help but my rich hot boyfriend is flying me to france so i dont have time to worry about all that rn. bye 👋"

[crabussy]

WAIT I'M TWENTY!!!!!!!!

[crabussy]

I DON'T NEED TO HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT. I DON'T NEED TO HAVE IT ALL UNDER CONTROL. I'M LITERALLY TWENTY. THANK FUCK

[crabussy]

I would say you can "WAIT I'M (AGE)" your way out of many unhelpful thought processes. wait I'm fifteen I don't need to act like an adult. wait I'm thirty I don't need to care about this fandom discourse. wait I'm forty five I don't need to act how I did two decades ago. wait I'm sixty I don't need to care about this fandom discourse

[crabussy]

sorry sixty year olds I love you I'm not sure what your relatable negative thought patterns might be

[bucketofdeltav]

Suggestions from a 64-year-old friend:

Wait I'm sixty nobody's expecting me to be in a rush or change my habits unless I want to

Wait I'm sixty I'm allowed to be weird because now it's just eccentric

Wait I'm sixty people actually listen to me

Wait I'm only sixty I still have time

(I am 30 and my main experience of being 30 so far is that people, including for the first time my actual family, now cannot argue that I am a child who doesn't know what ze's doing.)

[crabussy]

I LIKE THESE. please tell your lovely friend thank you and they make being 60 sound like something to look forward to

[ontimeuse]

Kinger [Father], why have you forsaken me?

[liquidstar]

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

[cuteghosts]

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

[liquidstar]

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

[princessmossy]

Then what did ed do so wrong?

[liquidstar]

edward was a little bitch

[crystalthesylbreonart]

oh boy, I can’t wait for the new episode of-

*gets shot in the chest and fucking blown up*

[missyfrs]

EVERYTHING on Kinger's Screen in Episode 8:

BOMBSHELL AFTER BOMBSHELL

1: The circus members are brain scans, this folder might be the abstracted members. CA_NeuralScans (Obsolete)

2: 'Abel' did exist, and the circles at the beginning of the episode were most likely Caine killing 'Abel'.

3: The circus was created on October 30th, 1996. Kinger's password is Queenie, and this confirms again that Kinger was his username.

4: Ragatha entered the circus on October 15th 2008, Scratch entered the same day but in 1999, and Caine in 1996. Interestingly enough, he is written in LISP, which has links to AutoCAD the modeling software.

5: Not much to actually say here, Caine's internals are protected by both him and bubble.

6: Assuming the GreenGrounds is the circus, Kinger was likely trying to inject the torment program (what the circus members are being tortured with??) with a daemon (automated process) in order to stop it.

Note a censored name [G_AN_]. My guess is on Grant lmao

Since these pictures are covered by Caine and Bubble, I'll write what they probably say. "This IS a wacky word, but WRONG word!" "System selecting SAFEST option for reliability, cancel automatic selection? [Y/N]" "Yes" "Which backup do you want?" "C" "NONE Selected"

"Interpreted as: DELETE" "Confirm deletion of current unstable program (or AI)?" "No" "Negative response! inverting to (?) per (?) protocols!" "DELETE THIS MOTHER*****R, HAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaa" "No" "Errored: Proceeding with ORIGINAL decision" "Actually you're CONFUSED let me HELP, should this program EXIST [Y/N]" "Yes" "Override instruction error falling back to default metric" (Kinger tries to yet again load a backup and stun Caine here) "Are you really going to delete Caine? [Y/N]" "YES" (This is where he accidentally hit delete)

[blozs-blog]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[goldentigereyemania]

Hope y’all find what you’re looking for

[humandisconnected]

Claim your badge everyone! We need it more this time.

[mainblag]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TORMENT ME ? !

[animentality]

[vamplire]

vampires moaning when feeding has me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there.

[thatbxtchal]

Okay, so, in like 10 swipes this is like the tenth post from this person I've seen with a couple other vampire things. Is Tumblr feeling vampire horny today or smth?

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[vamplire]

vampire grazing their fangs up ur thigh hell yeah

[snake-eggs]

“There aren’t enough hours in a day.” There are actually. The problem is that we think 40 hour work weeks are an unavoidable fact of life.

The problem is that everyone has to work 8 hours, pretty much no exceptions, and with getting ready time + (unpaid) lunch + commute, “8 hours” is actually anywhere between 9 and 12, every single day, with more work to do when you get home because our society and culture was built around having one member of the household home full time and nothing has changed now that almost everyone works.

No wonder Americans are reliant on DoorDash and fast food, there’s no time or energy to cook. No one wonder mental and physical health are in shambles, many just spent all day sitting in fluorescent lights with little to no stimulation. “Just wake up earlier” “Just meal prep”… these are ok short-term, individual solutions, but the broader, systemic issue is obvious. We aren’t built for this. There’s no work-life balance. Genuinely, I think if our culture could normalize a shorter work week, many individuals’ biggest problems would simply evaporate.

[broken-horn-of-equius]