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TEXT 🤦 VOYANTS

Blair: Are you kidding me? YES! Yes, it was!

Blair: Two members of O.M.E.N. have slept together, that is like guaranteed band poison!

Claire: Oh! I’m sorry 😢

Claire: But aren’t two members of O.M.E.N. like literally divorced? I’m sure they must’ve had sex before, right?

TEXT 🥰 CLAIRENELIUS

Cornelius: Hi, Claire! I hope you're having a great day. I just started reading Ella Enchanted for obvious reasons 😊 and honestly, I thought the movie was cute, but this is even cuter somehow? It's not what I expected, and it's VERY different than the movie, but in a pleasant way. It really makes me wish we lived in the days of letter writing. Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful that I can reach out and text a pretty girl like you whenever I want, but there's something about penning a confession or, say, a plea for a second date by candlelight that has a little extra panache.

Claire: Hiiiiii! I hope you're having a great day too! But considering you're reading Ella Enchanted and I don't see anything going wrong, I bet you are! The book is so cute! I love it lots! ESPECIALLY the letter writing part! It was the most romantic thing I've ever read and I'm so so sad it didn't fit into the new way they decided to tell the story for the movie. But what exactly is stopping you from penning a letter to a pretty girl like me for a second date by candlelight? Pen, paper, envelopes, and candles still exist don't they?

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Blair: Did you have any idea my life was going to go to shit this weekend?

Claire: Was Sireena sleeping with Tavi really that bad for you??? 😳

TEXT 👋 CLAIRNELIUS

Cornelius: Really? That's amazing! I'm so glad to hear that! Not to be too forward but you're the coolest, kindest, most beautiful and well-spirited woman I've met, and I've been dying to spend time with you in this capacity. Thank you for saying yes! Should we talk costumes? Because I'm game to wear anything you'd like!

Cornelius: Hold the phone, I thought you only saw bad outcomes. Should I be concerned you saw this coming lol?

Claire: Oh gosh! Thank you so much! You're so awesome too and BIG same!! Thank YOU for asking me! Yes! We should totes talk costumes! Do you wanna do scary, funny or cute? I have lots of ideas for all three of those options and I know you'd look so amaze in all of them!

Claire: I'm not the one who saw it, silly! I asked my sister who I'd be going to the dance with and she said you!

TEXT 👋 CLAIRNELIUS

Cornelius: Hi, Claire! I hope your day has been great so far 😊 I was just wondering if you had a date to Ambrose and Lily's anniversary party yet? I'm sure you've had plenty of offers and I'd hate to step on any toes, but when I think about who I'd like to spend that time with, I thought of you right away.

Cornelius: Of course, if you already have a date or if you'd rather just not go with me, that's fine too! Either way I'm glad to be talking to you now.

Claire: Hi Cornelius! My day HAS been great so far, but it’s even better now that you’re texting me! I don’t have a date to the anniversary party yet since I already knew you were going to ask and I’d love to go with you!

what are your feelings on normies?

I think normies are kind of boring. Sometimes I wish I was one, just to make the visions go away but then I don’t know what I’d do all day and get over it.

#answered

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Blair: Franklin's really not that cute and seeing him naked has scarred me for life. First of all, no, I do not have the "crushies" on anyone, I'm a grown ass woman. Second of all, I said that wrong, I just meant I don't want to see her naked at all. Please, as if I'd be shallow enough to crush on Morrighan of all people. The air you breathe out is a deadly gas, so nope, doesn't count. There are less painful ways to make your hands smell like peppermint, dude! Like lotion!

Claire: He’s so cute! And that’s just because you’re a man hater, I bet seeing him naked would be nice for anyone else. You’re a grown ass woman WITH THE CRUSHIES. Uh huh! I think you said it how you meant it, that’s so cute! I hope when you see her naked in real life for the first time, it’s only midlevel semigood so neither one of us gets a sneak peek first. Okay what about plants that aren’t poisonous that give oxygen or stuffed animals that do nothing! I know that but lotion doesn’t get my favorite sister the tea she wants!

pronouns/oritentation?

She and her and hers and down for anyone!

#answered

what's the worst thing about having your powers?

As much as I love being able to see the future, constantly seeing every bad thing that happens to everyone isn’t very fun or great for my mental health.

#answered

TEXT 📣 CLAREAD

Sinead: I hope it's another hint too! Thanks, Claire, both for letting me know AND for having to deal with me in advance if I don't get captain and become unsufferable for a few weeks lol. And lol no, we were drinking together and I thought it'd be like impressive of me? Like, I thought it'd make him think I was so cool. It's dumb, I know, but drunk brain thought it was a great idea!

Claire: You’re welcome! I don’t think you could ever be insufferable though, you’re awesome no matter what! Oh! Did jumping out of the window work though?! I think I’d be scared of someone that just randomly jumps out of the window while drinking but boys are weird!

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Blair: Yeah, I hate it. It's fun for them, but it's beyond weird for me. I saw Franklin getting it on with someone at a party, and most recently I saw Morrighan wearing nothing but a bee-keeper mask which was definitely not the way I wanted to see her naked for the first time, and I hate it. Really? I dare you to name one pretty thing that doesn't kill slowly. Jeez, if you're going to spill and burn your hands, don't do it. I can ask... I don't know, someone else probably.

Claire: Oh that is so fun for them! Especially Franklin, he’s so cute and party hookups are extra exciting! Wait though, what way did you want to see her naked for the first time then?! OMG, B! DO YOU HAVE THE CRUSHIES ON MORRIGAN?!?!?! Just one pretty thing that doesn’t kill slowly? That’s easy! Me!! I’ll get it! I don’t mind the burns, I already said it’ll make my hands smell like peppermint!

TEXT 📣 CLAREAD

Sinead: Aww, that does help! Sort of! It also makes it sort of worse lol because I still want to win but I guess I can deal with winning AND breaking my ankle. I lowkey already hurt my ankle the other day jumping out of Franklin's window so maybe that's a hint that I'll be captain!

Claire: I have no way of knowing if it’s you that’ll win or not because I can only see the winners ankle breaking but I hope me not being able to see if it’s you is another great hint that you’ll be the captain! Why were you jumping out of Franklin’s window though? Did he finally find that rotting hand under his bed?

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Blair: I know you do. And yeah, I love you too, and the break is nice. Lately my visions have all had a weird "naked" theme to them so I'm extra glad for you. And yeah, well, that's the thing about poisons. They're poison even if they're pretty. Thanks. Peppermint tea?

Claire: A weird naked theme to them! How Weird but fun! Who do you get to see naked in them?! Pretty things can be non poisonous too, you know! Ooh! I love peppermint tea! My hands will smell like Christmas for so long after I spill and burn my hands on the first cup I get for you!

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Blair: Try harder! For both our sakes. We'd have twin time more often if you could just keep it down a little better, you know. I know what it's CALLED, but it's sugar water and I hate tapico, it feels like I'm chewing on eyeballs. The sugar is poison! I like real tea! Warm tea! Herbal tea!

Claire: I do try hard! And I know that! But you’re my sister and I love you and being around you is SUCH an amazing break from my visions that it’s just too hard to be quiet for a long time! Everything is kind of poison eventually but it tastes so happy! I’ll buy you your warm stinky herbal tea though! Which kind helps you wake up!?

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Blair: Seriously, C? You can't even try when I make it a stupid game? Boba isn't tea, it's just sugar and those weird little bubbles that make me think of tumors. You can poison yourself but get me something good. Please.

Claire: I’m sure I tried! But I just get so excited when we have twin time that I’ll lose! It’s literally called bubble milk TEA and those aren’t tumors they’re boba bubbles! It’s tapioca! It’s not going to poison you!

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Blair: Let’s play a game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first and only contestant, which means it's up to you to stay at a reasonable decibel level today and also maybe pick me up some tea. And before you ask, no, I'm not hungover. I'm just tired.

Claire: I’m sorry, I see that I already lost the game 😞 BUT! I’D LOVE TO PICK YOU UP SOME TEA! I’m thinking boba!! I’ll get us both brown sugar!!!

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Sinead: I'm not jealous! I just think that a freshie trying out for head cheerleader against me is weird! I don't care that she can fly, seniority should still matter, right?

Sinead: Ugh, am I being totally petty about this?

Claire: I don’t really know if you’re being petty or not but if it helps, whoever wins is going to break their ankle! So win or lose, you’re still going to win AND lose! How fun!!

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