don't stop thinking about tomorrow

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Claire: Oh! I’m sorry 😢

Claire: But aren’t two members of O.M.E.N. like literally divorced? I’m sure they must’ve had sex before, right?

Blair: Ugh, it's fine, I'm not mad at YOU, not really. I'm mad at Sireena.

Blair: Yeah, they probably had sex back when they were married but it's been long enough that they're friends and in the same band again without any drama so it's not like that counts! And what if Molly finds out about Tavi and Sireena and feels weird about her ex and his newest conquest being in the same band as her? Sireena's already lowkey a bitch to Molly too so like!

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Claire: Was Sireena sleeping with Tavi really that bad for you??? 😳

Blair: Are you kidding me? YES! Yes, it was!

Blair: Two members of O.M.E.N. have slept together, that is like guaranteed band poison!

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Blair: Did you have any idea my life was going to go to shit this weekend?

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Sireena: I vote axe throwing! Or at least a rage room.

Blair: Every time I forget you're the perfect ghoul, you say stuff like that to remind me. I love axe throwing and rage rooms! Let me check with Claire and make sure none of us would get hurt doing that first though, okay? We can't afford any injuries before the gig.

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Molly: I don’t have any ideas for activities since I agree with the Escape Room plans, but I can bring snacks if everyone tells me what they want!

Blair: I'll mark you down as an official escape room vote then. And thanks, Mol. I can't speak for everyone else but I really dig gummy leeches, or really any gummy snacks.

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Blair: Head's up, everyone. I know we've got a lot of time scheduled to rehearse for the Bathory Bash but I think we should also block out some time to do some team-building shit too, so if anyone has any suggestions for activities we can do to bond, speak now or forever hold your peace.

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Molly: YES! Band field trip! I’m all for it!! Me neither, this is like so unbelievably cool! I think there’s gotta be a way you can meet some like one on one and not risk getting got? Like maybe a normie dating app? But like we could ask them to arm wrestle you instead of date?

Molly: I’m both an enigma and a people person idk!

Blair: Sweet, I'll let the band group chat know. It's cool and it'll give us a ton of exposure; everyone on the planet's invited to their bash. Plus it means we get to go without having to follow the dumb "dates only" rule. Yeah, no, not worth the risk if you ask me.

Blair: I'm so tempted to ask how you live without doing that but it's so not my business.

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who do you consider the most talented member of O.M.E.N. (you cannot count yourself btw)?

As O.M.E.N.’s unofficial leader in no one’s mind but my own probably, I’d have to say that all of us are super freaking talented but if I had to pick just one of us to give a shout out to? It’d be @sireenagaea. Her voice is sultry and perfectly pitched and completely undeniable, but so too is her kick-ass stage presence and just... everything else about her.

honesty hour!

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Molly: So cool! It totally fits the vibe of our music though, so it makes a lot of sense! It's a horrible saying tbh, but all the little alternatives people make are way worse. Umm idk either. I'll try to look up where normies go.

Molly: Yeah! I hate it!

Blair: Maybe we should all do an escape room together or some other thing like that, for team building before our big gig. I still can't believe Ambrose and Lily are letting us play at their thing. I don't think I even know the alternatives people make for that tbh. I think normies have their own schools but I'm not going over there. I don't hate them or anything but if they find out I can have visions about them they'll give me to the government for study and try to mass produce me or something.

Blair: ...I don't understand you at all sometmes, Mol.

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Molly: She so could! Yeah, cuz she could just fly through the vents and get out anyway. Ofc! Bros before hoes 4eva! Okay cool! You should arm-wrestle some normies sometime just to see!

Molly: Yuck, no. I don’t even like to get OFF with my own hands. I’m not going to move on to BUILDING!

Blair: I like that about us as a group. Not to the point that I'd make escaping a locked room part of an audition process but being a baseline level of tough all around is cool. I've always hated that saying but nice use of it. Uh sure but idk where to find normies.

Blair: Are you saying you don't masturbate?

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Molly: Yeah, ofc. Sireena wouldn't do it, I'd be actually scared if Ana went for it and Tavi's..strong but you're definitely more badass. Are you guys stronger than normies? I think that's my real question here.

Molly: I can take care of my own shit! By which I mean getting stuff like BUILDING taken care of by other people.

Blair: Sireena could definitely knock down a door on her own though, and if there was a vent or something then Ana splitting in half could actually be really useful. Me being more badass than that boy was never really a question but I'm glad you're on the right side of history. I'd say so? I've never exactly arm-wrestled one to find out though.

Blair: I'd try it myself if I were you, just to see what it's like. Doing shit with your own hands feels better than most other things do.

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Molly: That must be so convenient! Lol you're welcome I realized immediately how dumb that question was. You're like the first person in the band I'd turn to if I needed a door broken. That makes sense for you two, but could she break a door down by herself if she wanted to?

Molly: So? Who says being a grown up means I have to BUILD things?

Blair: It is what it is. I am? Thanks. Don't tell Tavi or I'll kill you but if I had to pick any of us to help break down a door, I'd pick him, and I hate saying it because I hate all men but he's strongish. Eh, maybe? I've never locked Claire into a small space and tested her ability to get out but I have faith in her.

Blair: Me? And a bunch of other people who think that being a grown up means you can take care of your own shit.

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Molly: Do all those days off hurt your grade at all? I don't know! Some of them? Can YOU break through a locked door? Actually scratch that, dumb question. Can Claire??

Molly: Ofc not! Why would I?

Blair: I'm definitely not going to be a valedictorian any time soon but Claire hasn't told me that I'm going to flunk out or anything so how bad could it be? Thanks for taking that question back, I was actually about to be so offended. Claire and I are mentally connected, she couldn't be locked somewhere I can't find her. I don't have proof of that but it just feels right.

Blair: Because you're a grown up?

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Molly: As long as you're not in your room for three days because you cannot leave it, that's fine by me. Mental health days are VERY important! People have different strengths, B! It doesn't just have to be a steel door to be too hard to break down!

Molly: Yeah seriously, I've never needed to

Blair: Mental health days are kind of an excuse to skip school for me at this point with how often I have to take them but yeah, in general they're important. We go to a monster school! What monster worth their salt can't get out of a locked room?

Blair: Have you never built shit yourself?

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Molly: I’m not that worried about it if it’s you. So just let me know when you finally get up? That’s not very nice. Some doors are really heavy and what if the room I got this doorknob from doesn’t have any windows? It wouldn’t make them a pathetic weakling! But it would make me a murderer 😨

Molly: I’ve never been in a hardware store!

Blair: Fine but I'm telling you that probably won't be till tomorrow or heck, even the day after if I can swing it. I'm taking mental health days from school. The only kind of door that's too heavy to knock down or break through is a steel fucking door and those don't have doorknobs so I think you're fine, Mol.

Blair: Seriously? Never?

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Molly: Ugh, you were my only lead! What's the worst that could happen? Other than like someone getting locked in a room and slowly starving to death because they didn't bring a phone? I wouldn't know, you'd have to ask your sister!

Molly: WHERE would I shoplift a doorknob from???

Blair: You can come over and make sure there's no doorknobs missing from my room if you want, but I'm sure not getting up to check, sorry not sorry. If someone's not strong enough to knock down a door or smart enough to escape a locked room otherwise, maybe they deserve to wither away. But hey, if Claire gets a vision of some weakling dying in the most pathetic way possible, I'll let you know.

Blair: A hardware store.