Ayy

sp00ks

[dirtygfconfessions]

i can’t believe this man

[maxofs2d]

ＡＵＴＯＤＥＳＫ  ＭＡＫＥＳ  ＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ ＳＯＦＴＷＡＲＥ

[pyreo]

I didn’t even unmute this I’m just laughing out loud in a library

[actual-captain-marvel-deactivat]

Mad Max + Text Posts 1/?

Part 2

Bonus Tom Hardy:

[geckghost]

[thebestoftumbling]

Mother duck asks for help to save her children

[queerjock]

i think about this a lot

[yunas]

Link + some unlockable weapons [not including dlc/great fairy or 8bit] Zelda | Impa

[gostatisfy]

This is how I roll

[clippy]

[did-you-know]

Source

[oshawottprincess-deactivated201]

[lithotrophic]

NOOO

[kindapopunk]

me: *gets a headache*

mum: it’s the computer

me: *is depressed*

mum: the computer makes you like that

me: *breaks arm*

mum: i bet the computer did it

me: *falls down stairs*

mum: the computer pushed you didn’t it

[mathssuck-deactivated20150823]

[jupitervega]

bird: [screaming loudly into cup]

[julietamoroni-deactivated201507]

Don’t fuck with Ed’s love

[theejackattackz]

In discussion with a customer ordering pizza today

Customer: do you have Coke or Pepsi

Me: Pepsi sir

Customer: you should be ashamed of yourselves

Customer: real Americans drink Coke

Me: I'm so sorry sir I prefer Coke myself but I just work here

Customer: I'll have a mountain dew then. You people are card carrying communists

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

[gay-hopeless-romantic-deactivat]

Oh my god

[radiantvii]

I’m so glad this happened.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Is

Is that Obi Wan Kenobi

[johanvaultboy]

our lord and savior