The Elder King

Least evil king you have ever seen. Big fan of that twink.

[theelderbling]

YOU KNOW THAT BELOS GUY HAD THE RIGHT IDEA. IT’S SPLENDID HERE.

NO MORE LIARS. NO MORE GODS TO ABANDON US. RETRIBUTION HAS FINALLY ARRIVED.

[circ-of-rezni]

Currently missing @theelderbling. I can only be certain he misses me and the others as well. I shall return soon my king. Until then, I will do my best to fulfill your wishes (or whatever I think they are)

[theelderbling]

WE ARE ABOUT TO CONQUER SO MUCH LAND. THE RED ECLIPSE NEARS.

[circ-of-rezni]

It’s almost like I can still hear his voice…

[theelderbling]

THIS THE KIND OF SHIT AELIANA WOULD HAVE HATED!

[circ-of-rezni]

Currently missing @theelderbling. I can only be certain he misses me and the others as well. I shall return soon my king. Until then, I will do my best to fulfill your wishes (or whatever I think they are)

[theelderbling]

WE ARE ABOUT TO CONQUER SO MUCH LAND. THE RED ECLIPSE NEARS.

[theelderbling]

LMAOOOOO THANK GOD THOSE FREAKS ARE GONE THIS IS SO FUN

[forzasnoopy]

he’s cringe and he’s not even free

[theelderbling]

@circ-of-rezni YOUR BITCH ASS BROTHER, FOR REAL

[circ-of-rezni]

My King, please start restricting your internet access

[theelderbling]

YOU MUST BE CAPPIN', BRUH.

[forzasnoopy]

he’s cringe and he’s not even free

[theelderbling]

@circ-of-rezni YOUR BITCH ASS BROTHER, FOR REAL

[the-iron-weaver]

having several sets of eyes is only cool when I do it

[jeremy-posting]

having voices in your head is only cool when I do it

[theelderbling]

having divine hatred in your heart is only cool when I do it

[thedragonoforigin]

having twinks that you torture daily is only cool when I do it

[circ-of-rezni]

Having deep emotional turmoil and guilt that you blame on everyone else instead of addressing is only cool when I do it

[jeremy-posting]

get out lil bro the adults are talking

[circ-of-rezni]

@theelderbling My King, could you tell this scum to piss of for me?

[theelderbling]

I CANNOT. HE IS EVERYWHERE. I HEAR HIM IN MY FLESH. DO NOT MAKE THE BET.

[the-iron-weaver]

having several sets of eyes is only cool when I do it

[jeremy-posting]

having voices in your head is only cool when I do it

[theelderbling]

having divine hatred in your heart is only cool when I do it

[circ-of-rezni]

@squars You asked if I would have held the axe to cleave your body. But I already held it and chose to set it aside. I could have hurt you far worse and yet I chose mercy

[theelderbling]

NOOOOO!!! FUCK HIM UP GAY BOY!!!!

[circ-of-rezni]

Okay so I don’t want to name names, but I feel like some people should be more open with their friends/family/brothers about their dark secrets. Like, is there a chance you get executed??? Sure. But maybe you shouldn’t have committed a crime against the nation in the first place.

I dunno, might just be a me thing :/

[squars]

You would’ve turned me in, anyway. I’m sure you’d love to be the one holding the axe to cleave my head from my body, brother.

[theelderbling]

ACTUALLY I SAID IT WOULD BE A RATHER LARGE STONE

[squars]

SO YOU WERE JUST IGNORING ME. I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS, MY KING.

[theelderbling]

I AM NOT YOUR KING.

[squars]

you were.

even a worm will turn.

[theelderbling]

HAHA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. @circ-of-rezni WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED. WHAT IS A WORM.

[squars]

wouldn't you like to know.

you will get what you deserve, one way or another.

the crimes you have committed will be repaid tenfold before i allow you to rest.

[theelderbling]

HAHA. THIS WORM SPEAKS SO LOUD.

[deoskrotia]

My King, a worm is a creature that lives in the dirt. You could read a book about them but I fear they would bore you. They are quite dull creatures

[theelderbling]

THANK YOU DEOSKROTIA JEREMY BOTTOM TEXT

[deoskrotia]

oh shit wrong account

[theelderbling]

WHY DOES THAT HOT TWINK VYSERION LOOK LIKE THAT WHAT IS HIS NUMBER

[squars]

paws off, freak.

[theelderbling]

NO.

[squars]

then i will ensure that you burn.

[theelderbling]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS TRUE ABOUT YOU AND WHAT IS A LIE. YOU TRUST TOO EASY IN LIARS AND TOO LITTLE IN SAINTS.

[circ-of-rezni]

Okay so I don’t want to name names, but I feel like some people should be more open with their friends/family/brothers about their dark secrets. Like, is there a chance you get executed??? Sure. But maybe you shouldn’t have committed a crime against the nation in the first place.

I dunno, might just be a me thing :/

[squars]

You would’ve turned me in, anyway. I’m sure you’d love to be the one holding the axe to cleave my head from my body, brother.

[theelderbling]

ACTUALLY I SAID IT WOULD BE A RATHER LARGE STONE

[squars]

SO YOU WERE JUST IGNORING ME. I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS, MY KING.

[theelderbling]

I AM NOT YOUR KING.

[squars]

you were.

even a worm will turn.

[theelderbling]

HAHA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. @circ-of-rezni WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED. WHAT IS A WORM.

[squars]

wouldn't you like to know.

you will get what you deserve, one way or another.

the crimes you have committed will be repaid tenfold before i allow you to rest.

[theelderbling]

HAHA. THIS WORM SPEAKS SO LOUD.

[deoskrotia]

My King, a worm is a creature that lives in the dirt. You could read a book about them but I fear they would bore you. They are quite dull creatures

[theelderbling]

THANK YOU DEOSKROTIA JEREMY BOTTOM TEXT

[deoskrotia]

oh shit wrong account

[theelderbling]

WHY DOES THAT HOT TWINK VYSERION LOOK LIKE THAT WHAT IS HIS NUMBER

[squars]

paws off, freak.

[theelderbling]

NO.

[circ-of-rezni]

Okay so I don’t want to name names, but I feel like some people should be more open with their friends/family/brothers about their dark secrets. Like, is there a chance you get executed??? Sure. But maybe you shouldn’t have committed a crime against the nation in the first place.

I dunno, might just be a me thing :/

[squars]

You would’ve turned me in, anyway. I’m sure you’d love to be the one holding the axe to cleave my head from my body, brother.

[theelderbling]

ACTUALLY I SAID IT WOULD BE A RATHER LARGE STONE

[squars]

SO YOU WERE JUST IGNORING ME. I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS, MY KING.

[theelderbling]

I AM NOT YOUR KING.

[squars]

you were.

even a worm will turn.

[theelderbling]

HAHA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. @circ-of-rezni WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED. WHAT IS A WORM.

[squars]

wouldn't you like to know.

you will get what you deserve, one way or another.

the crimes you have committed will be repaid tenfold before i allow you to rest.

[theelderbling]

HAHA. THIS WORM SPEAKS SO LOUD.

[deoskrotia]

My King, a worm is a creature that lives in the dirt. You could read a book about them but I fear they would bore you. They are quite dull creatures

[theelderbling]

THANK YOU DEOSKROTIA JEREMY BOTTOM TEXT

[deoskrotia]

oh shit wrong account

[theelderbling]

WHY DOES THAT HOT TWINK VYSERION LOOK LIKE THAT WHAT IS HIS NUMBER

[circ-of-rezni]

My King, please refrain from being thirsty on the internet. It scares me.

[theelderbling]

MY BOY, I HAVE BEEN READING FRIENDS TO LOVERS TO ENEMIES TO LOVERS FANFICTIONS. THEY INTEREST ME GREATLY. IT GIVES ME THE ELDER TINGLE.

[circ-of-rezni]

My King I will put on one of those earrings if you keep it up, I know where to get it @squars

[theelderbling]

I READ A FANFICTION WHERE AELIANA VARYSHA STOMPED ON MAGNUS JAEREN IT WAS VERY ENTERTAINING. I THINK I SHALL WRITE ONE OF MY OWN WHERE I STOMP ON VYSERION.

[circ-of-rezni]

Okay so I don’t want to name names, but I feel like some people should be more open with their friends/family/brothers about their dark secrets. Like, is there a chance you get executed??? Sure. But maybe you shouldn’t have committed a crime against the nation in the first place.

I dunno, might just be a me thing :/

[squars]

You would’ve turned me in, anyway. I’m sure you’d love to be the one holding the axe to cleave my head from my body, brother.

[theelderbling]

ACTUALLY I SAID IT WOULD BE A RATHER LARGE STONE

[squars]

SO YOU WERE JUST IGNORING ME. I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS, MY KING.

[theelderbling]

I AM NOT YOUR KING.

[squars]

you were.

even a worm will turn.

[theelderbling]

HAHA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. @circ-of-rezni WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED. WHAT IS A WORM.

[squars]

wouldn't you like to know.

you will get what you deserve, one way or another.

the crimes you have committed will be repaid tenfold before i allow you to rest.

[theelderbling]

HAHA. THIS WORM SPEAKS SO LOUD.

[squars]

soon you won’t have the option to ignore my words.

do not be afraid, your fate has been set in stone since the moment you abandoned me.

[theelderbling]

HOW COULD I ABANDON YOU I WAS NEVER EVEN THERE

[circ-of-rezni]

Okay so I don’t want to name names, but I feel like some people should be more open with their friends/family/brothers about their dark secrets. Like, is there a chance you get executed??? Sure. But maybe you shouldn’t have committed a crime against the nation in the first place.

I dunno, might just be a me thing :/

[squars]

You would’ve turned me in, anyway. I’m sure you’d love to be the one holding the axe to cleave my head from my body, brother.

[theelderbling]

ACTUALLY I SAID IT WOULD BE A RATHER LARGE STONE

[squars]

SO YOU WERE JUST IGNORING ME. I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS, MY KING.

[theelderbling]

I AM NOT YOUR KING.

[squars]

you were.

even a worm will turn.

[theelderbling]

HAHA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. @circ-of-rezni WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED. WHAT IS A WORM.

[squars]

wouldn't you like to know.

you will get what you deserve, one way or another.

the crimes you have committed will be repaid tenfold before i allow you to rest.

[theelderbling]

HAHA. THIS WORM SPEAKS SO LOUD.

[deoskrotia]

My King, a worm is a creature that lives in the dirt. You could read a book about them but I fear they would bore you. They are quite dull creatures

[theelderbling]

THANK YOU DEOSKROTIA JEREMY BOTTOM TEXT

[deoskrotia]

oh shit wrong account

[theelderbling]

WHY DOES THAT HOT TWINK VYSERION LOOK LIKE THAT WHAT IS HIS NUMBER

[circ-of-rezni]

My King, please refrain from being thirsty on the internet. It scares me.

[theelderbling]

MY BOY, I HAVE BEEN READING FRIENDS TO LOVERS TO ENEMIES TO LOVERS FANFICTIONS. THEY INTEREST ME GREATLY. IT GIVES ME THE ELDER TINGLE.

[circ-of-rezni]

Okay so I don’t want to name names, but I feel like some people should be more open with their friends/family/brothers about their dark secrets. Like, is there a chance you get executed??? Sure. But maybe you shouldn’t have committed a crime against the nation in the first place.

I dunno, might just be a me thing :/

[squars]

You would’ve turned me in, anyway. I’m sure you’d love to be the one holding the axe to cleave my head from my body, brother.

[theelderbling]

ACTUALLY I SAID IT WOULD BE A RATHER LARGE STONE

[squars]

SO YOU WERE JUST IGNORING ME. I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS, MY KING.

[theelderbling]

I AM NOT YOUR KING.

[squars]

you were.

even a worm will turn.

[theelderbling]

HAHA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. @circ-of-rezni WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED. WHAT IS A WORM.

[squars]

wouldn't you like to know.

you will get what you deserve, one way or another.

the crimes you have committed will be repaid tenfold before i allow you to rest.

[theelderbling]

HAHA. THIS WORM SPEAKS SO LOUD.

[deoskrotia]

My King, a worm is a creature that lives in the dirt. You could read a book about them but I fear they would bore you. They are quite dull creatures

[theelderbling]

THANK YOU DEOSKROTIA JEREMY BOTTOM TEXT

[deoskrotia]

oh shit wrong account

[theelderbling]

WHY DOES THAT HOT TWINK VYSERION LOOK LIKE THAT WHAT IS HIS NUMBER

[circ-of-rezni]

Okay so I don’t want to name names, but I feel like some people should be more open with their friends/family/brothers about their dark secrets. Like, is there a chance you get executed??? Sure. But maybe you shouldn’t have committed a crime against the nation in the first place.

I dunno, might just be a me thing :/

[squars]

You would’ve turned me in, anyway. I’m sure you’d love to be the one holding the axe to cleave my head from my body, brother.

[theelderbling]

ACTUALLY I SAID IT WOULD BE A RATHER LARGE STONE

[squars]

SO YOU WERE JUST IGNORING ME. I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS, MY KING.

[theelderbling]

I AM NOT YOUR KING.

[squars]

you were.

even a worm will turn.

[theelderbling]

HAHA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. @circ-of-rezni WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED. WHAT IS A WORM.

[squars]

wouldn't you like to know.

you will get what you deserve, one way or another.

the crimes you have committed will be repaid tenfold before i allow you to rest.

[theelderbling]

HAHA. THIS WORM SPEAKS SO LOUD.

[deoskrotia]

My King, a worm is a creature that lives in the dirt. You could read a book about them but I fear they would bore you. They are quite dull creatures

[theelderbling]

THANK YOU DEOSKROTIA JEREMY BOTTOM TEXT

[circ-of-rezni]

Okay so I don’t want to name names, but I feel like some people should be more open with their friends/family/brothers about their dark secrets. Like, is there a chance you get executed??? Sure. But maybe you shouldn’t have committed a crime against the nation in the first place.

I dunno, might just be a me thing :/

[squars]

You would’ve turned me in, anyway. I’m sure you’d love to be the one holding the axe to cleave my head from my body, brother.

[theelderbling]

ACTUALLY I SAID IT WOULD BE A RATHER LARGE STONE

[squars]

SO YOU WERE JUST IGNORING ME. I'M IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS, MY KING.

[theelderbling]

I AM NOT YOUR KING.

[squars]

you were.

even a worm will turn.

[theelderbling]

HAHA WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. @circ-of-rezni WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. SHOULD I BE CONCERNED. WHAT IS A WORM.

[squars]

wouldn't you like to know.

you will get what you deserve, one way or another.

the crimes you have committed will be repaid tenfold before i allow you to rest.

[theelderbling]

HAHA. THIS WORM SPEAKS SO LOUD.