chemisery

Call me Ren or Xander, he/him, late 20's

[boxheadpaint]

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

[boxheadpaint]

dont forget;

[boxheadpaint]

But never forget.

[foxydunsparce]

YOU HAVE A VAGINA?

[passionpeachy]

I am God and in this next patch update I’m getting rid of periods. instead, vaginas will now make pearls that you can trade in for prizes

[passionpeachy]

“what are the prizes”

icarly wii game

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[birdsareblooming]

you all make fun of silver's hair until it protects him from arial attacks

[birdsareblooming]

diagram

[birdsareblooming]

other diagram

[tatzelwurming]

not now thrall there’s a hurricane

[lakevida]

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

[subcultureblues]

but after that im chewing on it

[gunk-droid]

im developing my theories

[threedollarsdotcom]

stupid fucking asteroid killed all the dinosaurs so that the planet went into the ice age and homo sapiens evolved from whatever the fuck and could invented glasses getting dirty

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

it’s little baby adoption day!

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

the inmates

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[kittybroker]

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[rabdoidal]

contender for funniest line delivery in a porno

[07121998]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat