chemisery

Call me Ren or Xander, he/him, late 20's

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.

[catchymemes]

[dogpuppy]

[beemovieerotica]

i know medical reports have to write things this way, but when i see "dull mood, denies smoking" on my doctor's visit summary i can't help but hear "boring bitch and a croaking liar"

[the-big-mood]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[achillesinhighheels]

[ozempicofficial]

[dogpuppy]

[marxism-transgenderism]

Come take ibuprofen with me

[kinuko]

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

[titanandclank-deactivated201811]

i really want you to get that chicken man

[processintegrated]

If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it. Just for you.

[strawberry-seal77]

he's ready

[oidial]

you mihght hate me Xx//IH8Animatrz//xX but i wont hate tyou. get drawed.

[tylostoma]

my keyboard is trying very hard to help

[tylostoma]

what have I done to this thing

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[lizardsister]

can Not stop randomly saying "den i throw da bones at james" to myself

[deadelated]

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

[deadelated]

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

[deadelated]