TheElementOfFyre

I post about stuff and things.

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Mmm. Lightly seasoned milk

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I HAVE DISCOVERED THE IMMORTAL SNAIL’S WEAKNESS!!!

After you pay someone to pet-sit the immortal snail, their only job is to feed them cucumbers, which are not nutritionally dense enough to sustain them. Some pet owners have said that if you treat your snail with too much cucumber, they will become addicted and only eat the cucumber because they LOVE water-heavy foods.

So while a cucumber-only diet cannot kill the “IMMORTAL” snail, it will cause malnutrition. Symptoms of malnutrition in snails are:

Weak, cracking shell due to calcium deficiency

Slow movement and low energy

Pale, shrunken body tissue

Shell erosion and collapse over time

A cucumber-only addiction that leads to starvation

However! The immortal snail is often perceived as being hyper-intelligent. Malnutrition also causes brain fog in snails, which would further slow the snail down—as long as it eats nothing but cucumbers.

In conclusion: we cannot kill the immortal snail, but we CAN weaken, slow, and humiliate it with cucumber.

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Me, seeing some online food I am concidering buying: Hmm I will add this to the Wallmsrt app shopping cart and decide later

Walmart app: hey, would you like to add this to your order scheduled for later? You still have time.

Me: no thanks I havent decided yet

Walmart app: WELL TOO FUCKING BAD!!! ITS ADDED BITCH!!!

My parents: Did you add this? Please don't do that. Write it down separately. These were non-essential items.

Me: 😭 I wasn't trying to 😭

Well. Guess I am making the Crumble Cookie Dubai brownie copycat whether I was ready or not. Fuck you Walmart app. I literally can't even anymore

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I will NEVER EVER stop mentioning how Arin and Dan need to play the live action Miguel and Tulio until it HAPPENS. Or until they openly acknowledge this and decline it in a video. Hopefully it's my post and not a copy cat.

I've posted this at least once a year for the past 3 years and I will continue till it happens!!!

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Time for our yearly reminder. I will never stop

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Werewolf: *snarling and about to attack me*

Me: Ok so do you need a snack, so you need to hunt, or do you need to play? Cause I have some sausages in the smoker, I am always up for a midnight hunt, or I can toss you a stick.

Werewolf: Wait... what?

Me: You didn't ask to be this way but now you have all this energy and new instincts. So lets work with what we got.

Werewolf: *tearing up* Um yeah a stick would be nice and then can I have a sausage?

Me: *smiling* Only if you're a good boy. Now fetch!

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Not me literally right now getting ready to start watercolor

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Yeah I need to view my depression and anxiety like this sometimes

[theelementoffyre]

I will NEVER EVER stop mentioning how Arin and Dan need to play the live action Miguel and Tulio until it HAPPENS. Or until they openly acknowledge this and decline it in a video. Hopefully it's my post and not a copy cat.

I've posted this at least once a year for the past 3 years and I will continue till it happens!!!

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Have you ever want to just.... sleep in a coffin? Like they look so cozy

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What is your favorite sound?

For some, it is the chirping of birds in the morning, others it's the sound of their child laughing, or spouse singing, some may find they prefer the anguished sounds of their enemies screams failing into silence as they burn to death while they laugh maniacally

Mine? Personally I love the sound of my boss on the intercom telling us we're free to go for the night 😂

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I'm making bento boxes for every US State. What's the most iconic food(s)/meal from your state? I can't post this on the subreddits for these states because apparently it's spam. So please, don't let me down Tumblr.

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I'm making bento boxes for every US State. What's the most iconic food(s)/meal from your state? I can't post this on the subreddits for these states because apparently it's spam. So please, don't let me down Tumblr.

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So there's this website that uses an AI to make pictures from text and I have never liked something so much

It looks like a fluffy blanket

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Isn't it crazy how cloud just... float? Like have you ever just sat outside and watched the clouds on a windy day and remember that they are flying above the ground surrounding the Earth and just... exist? Isn't that amazing? I love this planet

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Every time I look at the American Education system, all I can do is think "damn, I really hope the aliens show up soon and got a better version of this"