If wrestlers had high school labels
We all went through this at one point or another. The dreaded high school labels! We all know them by now, and some actually changed names but regardless of what they are called now one thing is a certain fact;
As adults these labels never escape us due to how judgmental society is still to this day, so today I am going to list wrestlers and where they belong in this lovely system.
The Misfits [alt life]: these are the Punks, Goths, and Emos.
These are the lovely folk who listen to heavy metal, punk, or emo music and don’t necessarily fit the mold of society. The most famous examples of these are CM Punk, and Rhea Ripley arguably two of the most recognizable wrestlers of all time! I mean seriously look of all these folk. They definitely give off this vibe they don’t give a flying fuck about what you think, and don’t test their patience they won’t back down at all. I mean Christ sakes Damien Priest is considered the bisexual version of The Undertaker another one of the most recognizable wrestlers of all time! How can these guys and gals be anything else but?!
Theater Kids/ Artists:
These are some dramatic mother fuckers, no offense to them. What I mean by this is they can sing, they can dance, they can put on the best performances of a lifetime. You usually see these folk like Toni Storm, Harley Cameron and Joe Hendry hanging out with the alt folks because they too are misunderstood by the mainstream folks. About 8/10 times they listen to the same music too so kinda why they are all grouped together.
The Loners
They don’t necessarily belong to any clique. They just wonder around, sometimes causing chaos. Think Bishop Dyer, Drew McIntyre or Sheamus.
Preps and Gym Bros
These are the scum of the earth usually no offense to any of them IRL. Just they normally bully people but are super popular with everyone. They always travel in groups so don’t fuck with them. They’ll have their entourage clock you in the most humiliating way possible usually in front of everyone to see. Think MJF, Liv Morgan or Alexa Bliss pre-Wyatt Family. Most of these folks in this category are so toxic that they either dissociate and make another group of their own if the one they originally created doesn’t agree with their leader ship a la Liv Morgan; or in Alexa’s case leave the group and flock to the misfits due to mistreatment.
The over achievers
These folks do everything in their power to get noticed by someone or by a group of people. This label usually encompasses nerds as well just due to the fact they always are on top of their craft. Think Charolette Flair, Bayley or Ava Rain [not a wrestler at the moment but considering her supposed personal story I feel like including her is warranted.]
The Burnouts
These are the folk who simply don’t give a shit about anything and are just skating by without a care in the world. Think Orange Cassidy.
The Rebels/ Gangsters
These are our lovely rap, and R & B enthusiasts. They have “hood” mentality meaning much like the misfits will clock your shit if you don’t come correct. Don’t expect them to change their minds either they stand ten toes down on business. Think Michin, Swerve, Jade Cargill, Bianca BelAir and Naomi.
There is more however this is all I could come up with the wrestlers I could think of using the terminology I find familiar to me. There might be a part 2 if yall are interested.










