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Emmy vs. Heritage Blog

Who do you want to see in round 4

Emmy

Heritage blog

Voting ended onApr 15, 2023

#crazy pl rp sexyman tournament

((vote for me. I will be returning soon... ;]))

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

EMMY! I'm so glad to hear from you-

Wait how the fuck are you in America??? Shit, this is all Heritage Posts' fault! Er, do you have enough money for an plane ticket? I can send you some cash if you need some.

I went looking for you and now I'm stuck! I only have pounds on me at the moment and they won't convert them for me, so sending me more won't do much. I walked up to the till and they pointed and laughed at me for being British and made me do a little dance. I hate it here.

That's insane! I think the next time I see an American I'll bully them for you as revenge- Anyway! I'll try and convert some pounds. or maybe you could try and sneak onto a plane? That could work...

#theemmyaltava #definitely future luke

First of all, thanks Clive. I can always count on you. Second of all, I will try to sneak on a plane. Will update with more info. Wish me luck.

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

Why are you in America????

I went looking for Clive and now I'm here and I can't get back.

board a plane or something?

#theemmyaltava #henry led0re

I only have a few quid on me and they won't convert it for me to buy a ticket. :(

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

EMMY! I'm so glad to hear from you-

Wait how the fuck are you in America??? Shit, this is all Heritage Posts' fault! Er, do you have enough money for an plane ticket? I can send you some cash if you need some.

#theemmyaltava #definitely future luke

I went looking for you and now I'm stuck! I only have pounds on me at the moment and they won't convert them for me, so sending me more won't do much. I walked up to the till and they pointed and laughed at me for being British and made me do a little dance. I hate it here.

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

Why are you in America????

#theemmyaltava #henry led0re

I went looking for Clive and now I'm here and I can't get back.

Which 2 will go to round 3?

Evil Bill

Emmy

Akiro Hino

Voting ended onMar 12, 2023

IF YOU GUYS LIKE ME SO MUCH CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME GET OUT OF AMERICA IT'S SO SCARY HERE THEY KEEP SAYING YEEHAW AT ME

America Log 1

It appears that the weird dimensional being has made it to where I am now in a place called Steam Bison, America. I don't even know how I managed to get here through the British shops, but it seems that that any building I enter here is normal. I still have yet to clock out from my job and I don't know if I'll have one by the end of this journey. I'm going to try to find a payphone and call to tell them abt my and Clive's situation. Maybe he's already managed to escape. Hopefully. I miss his presence and his lectures about League of Legends. He was the sanest coworker I had.

As I write my thoughts down here people keep saying "badda bing badda boom." I'm shaking what does that MEAN.

Okay if I just retrace my steps I should be good to go on getting back to the Greggs so I can FINALLY clock out after 2 days. Take a left... take a... right I think? Uh... how did it go again? I'll just go with my gut.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT. WHERE AM I NOW.

gizmosdog

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#theemmyaltava #gizmosdog

IS THAT A PUPPY. HI PUPPY :D

Okay if I just retrace my steps I should be good to go on getting back to the Greggs so I can FINALLY clock out after 2 days. Take a left... take a... right I think? Uh... how did it go again? I'll just go with my gut.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT. WHERE AM I NOW.

Clive's been missing for a couple of hours now. Where the hell did he go?? Better check the break room.

OH GOD DAMMIT WHO LET THE DIMENSION-WARPING ENTITY OUT OF THE WALMART.

The what

#theemmyaltava #henry led0re

I don't know its face but I know it lived in the Walmart down the street from the Greggs. I think someone let it escape and now it's doing the thing where it connects all the British stores that have ever existed together into one hell dimension.

I hope I get paid overtime for this.

greggslover

I think maybe i should go to greggs. I miss greggs .

#theemmyaltava #greggs lover

GREGGS LOVER DON'T GO TO GREGGS THE HELL DIMENSION-

randall-bratscot

I'm not dealing with my friends on Tumblr because I don't need that drama.

Anyways I got eliminated on the first round of the tournament wtf

#theemmyaltava #randall bratscot

Sorry to hear that man. If it help we're all currently stuck in a weird hell dimension :)

Clive's been missing for a couple of hours now. Where the hell did he go?? Better check the break room.

OH GOD DAMMIT WHO LET THE DIMENSION-WARPING ENTITY OUT OF THE WALMART.

Raymond and I are going to lidl, anyone need something?

professor-layton-yaoi

Could you pick up some mugs please? We have a ghost now apparently and he's destroying our cups

okay so I have some mugs for you and the requested condoms and black tea for @drandrewschraderthearchaeologist

(I got a few different kinds since I wasn't sure which type you wanted)

strangely enough there was an Aldi inside of the Lidl so uh...... if anyone needs something from Aldi let me know since.... apparently that's where I am now.

Since you're offering, I wouldn't mind some donuts. I think I need to spice my life up a bit and try some that aren't from greggs.

Can you pick up a life possibly?

I'll see what I can do

okay I have gotten a little lost but at least I've found the fruit sectio-

nevermind..... my mood is ruined now

I guess I'll just get the donuts and... life now

WHERE THE FUCK AM I

AND WHO PUT RAYMOND ON THE Z AXIS

Welcome to Greggs! What can I- Descole? I thought you were in Aldi- Holy shit what the fuck is that old man doing

Clive just get the broom. This happens more often than you'd think.

What do you MEAN THIS HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAN I THINK?!?! WHY ARE WE INSIDE AN ALDI????

...

F-Fine. Here's the broom....

#theemmyaltava #jean transcole #professor layton yaoi #definitely future luke #others

We're connected to the back of the Aldi! That's why I'm there in the first picture. I was on my lunch break and needed to do some quick shopping so I went around back to get some stuff.

As for Raymond, you know how older people are with directions. They get a little confused.

Raymond and I are going to lidl, anyone need something?

professor-layton-yaoi

Could you pick up some mugs please? We have a ghost now apparently and he's destroying our cups

okay so I have some mugs for you and the requested condoms and black tea for @drandrewschraderthearchaeologist

(I got a few different kinds since I wasn't sure which type you wanted)

strangely enough there was an Aldi inside of the Lidl so uh...... if anyone needs something from Aldi let me know since.... apparently that's where I am now.

Since you're offering, I wouldn't mind some donuts. I think I need to spice my life up a bit and try some that aren't from greggs.

Can you pick up a life possibly?

I'll see what I can do

okay I have gotten a little lost but at least I've found the fruit sectio-

nevermind..... my mood is ruined now

I guess I'll just get the donuts and... life now