ErisFoxxo

The Spaceverse blog of @canisnebular

[theendlesseris]

Here we go again (probs just gonna copy most of it and pin it to my blog I'm pretty sure?)

Name: Eris

Species: living nebula/nebula fox

It/she

Idk It just kinda popped into existence one day, found civilization after a few millenia of floating around, and really liked ramen!

Ig the main power thing it's got is it's literally a nebula but living. It can change it's mass and anything inside it, basically able to change size at will. It has a few livable worlds with colonies around.

It is pansexual and demiromantic :3

Doesn't really remember it's age, it just woke and started collecting systems and individual planets that collect it's fancy.

Ran by @canisnebular

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[fuglyjeans]

Have you heard about Bluetooth it's legal now

[rui-cifer]

yeah it's real fucking convenient to use a bluetooth headphone and have it die on me hour 8 of hiking up a mountain during my job. You know what's 1 less device I have to charge and has never died on me during a hike due to lack of charge? A headphone I just plug directly into my device.

[mousidy]

even if that random trans woman did do all that I don't care lol

[mousidy]

very funny that literally just riffing on a common tumblr joke about women, but with an especially marginalized group of women, has people months later coming to me like "oh yeah well what about what THIS trans woman you've never met did?" and the answer is still I don't care lol

[mousidy]

if I had posted the same thing without the word "trans" the population of this website would go "true" and then keep scrolling

[mousidy]

TMEs see the words "trans woman" and they fly into a bloodthirsty rage

[the-haiku-bot]

TMEs see the words “trans

woman” and they fly into

a bloodthirsty rage

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[covid-safer-hotties]

Upgrading PPE for staff working on COVID-19 wards cut hospital-acquired infections dramatically

When Addenbrooke’s Hospital in Cambridge upgraded its face masks for staff working on COVID-19 wards to filtering face piece 3 (FFP3) respir

We're the first society to face plague with tools that we confirmed worked broadly and effectively and then just decided to stop using them for... some reason that's still not entirely clear.

[rexuality]

y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer

[rexuality]

[citisstreets]

i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

this ad is so fucking funny to me. i wish i had come up with this, its hilarious

[theendlesseris]

HAI HAI HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS? :D I LIKE YOUR HAIR

-@bubbly-nebula

Ooh hi! you are very eccentric aren't you! I would like to be friends :3

Thank you, I try to keep each of my systems and galaxies beautiful!

[bubbly-nebula]

well you do a good job :3 veryyyy beautiful

[theendlesseris]

You're very cute y'know that, and quite the flatterer :3

What do you like to do?

[bubbly-nebula]

:o cute? >///<

I like talking to you :3 I’ve never had friends before

[theendlesseris]

yeah you are :3

Oh yeah? Well you technically now have a lot of them :3

[bubbly-nebula]

oh hehe :3 >/////<

[theendlesseris]

And now I'm going to note you're easily flustered, you are quite the fascinating thing, I've always had a soft spot for nebulae, pretty things.

[bubbly-nebula]

:o >/////<

UM I- I UH UM I- AGGK-

[theendlesseris]

are you sure such a cute thing can stand being alone once I'm gone? You were complimenting my hair earlier, do you want to add a little sparkle to it, I always have room for more? I can set you up nice and cosy next to a few nice systems, maybe you want a black hole for a neighbor, anything you want you can have. I'd check in to chat when I have the time. And you can leave whenever you want, for a week or forever.

Or you can stay out here, there's always someone to talk to, I can introduce you to some very nice planets. :3

[bubbly-nebula]

oh- I don’t want to be trapped

[theendlesseris]

That is perfectly fine hon, if you ever want a home with me I never say no to a new part :3

[theendlesseris]

HAI HAI HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS? :D I LIKE YOUR HAIR

-@bubbly-nebula

Ooh hi! you are very eccentric aren't you! I would like to be friends :3

Thank you, I try to keep each of my systems and galaxies beautiful!

[bubbly-nebula]

well you do a good job :3 veryyyy beautiful

[theendlesseris]

You're very cute y'know that, and quite the flatterer :3

What do you like to do?

[bubbly-nebula]

:o cute? >///<

I like talking to you :3 I’ve never had friends before

[theendlesseris]

yeah you are :3

Oh yeah? Well you technically now have a lot of them :3

[bubbly-nebula]

oh hehe :3 >/////<

[theendlesseris]

And now I'm going to note you're easily flustered, you are quite the fascinating thing, I've always had a soft spot for nebulae, pretty things.

[bubbly-nebula]

:o >/////<

UM I- I UH UM I- AGGK-

[theendlesseris]

are you sure such a cute thing can stand being alone once I'm gone? You were complimenting my hair earlier, do you want to add a little sparkle to it, I always have room for more? I can set you up nice and cosy next to a few nice systems, maybe you want a black hole for a neighbor, anything you want you can have. I'd check in to chat when I have the time. And you can leave whenever you want, for a week or forever.

Or you can stay out here, there's always someone to talk to, I can introduce you to some very nice planets. :3

[theendlesseris]

HAI HAI HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS? :D I LIKE YOUR HAIR

-@bubbly-nebula

Ooh hi! you are very eccentric aren't you! I would like to be friends :3

Thank you, I try to keep each of my systems and galaxies beautiful!

[bubbly-nebula]

well you do a good job :3 veryyyy beautiful

[theendlesseris]

You're very cute y'know that, and quite the flatterer :3

What do you like to do?

[bubbly-nebula]

:o cute? >///<

I like talking to you :3 I’ve never had friends before

[theendlesseris]

yeah you are :3

Oh yeah? Well you technically now have a lot of them :3

[bubbly-nebula]

oh hehe :3 >/////<

[theendlesseris]

And now I'm going to note you're easily flustered, you are quite the fascinating thing, I've always had a soft spot for nebulae, pretty things.

[theendlesseris]

HAI HAI HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS? :D I LIKE YOUR HAIR

-@bubbly-nebula

Ooh hi! you are very eccentric aren't you! I would like to be friends :3

Thank you, I try to keep each of my systems and galaxies beautiful!

[bubbly-nebula]

well you do a good job :3 veryyyy beautiful

[theendlesseris]

You're very cute y'know that, and quite the flatterer :3

What do you like to do?

[bubbly-nebula]

:o cute? >///<

I like talking to you :3 I’ve never had friends before

[theendlesseris]

yeah you are :3

Oh yeah? Well you technically now have a lot of them :3

[theendlesseris]

HAI HAI HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS? :D I LIKE YOUR HAIR

-@bubbly-nebula

Ooh hi! you are very eccentric aren't you! I would like to be friends :3

Thank you, I try to keep each of my systems and galaxies beautiful!

[bubbly-nebula]

well you do a good job :3 veryyyy beautiful

[theendlesseris]

You're very cute y'know that, and quite the flatterer :3

What do you like to do?

[theendlesseris]

HAI HAI HELLO! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS? :D I LIKE YOUR HAIR

-@bubbly-nebula

Ooh hi! you are very eccentric aren't you! I would like to be friends :3

Thank you, I try to keep each of my systems and galaxies beautiful!

[theendlesseris]

*the room began to fill with a deep frost, someone was here and they had a deal to make*

uhhhh, hello? *It shot up from it's book and into a defensive pose*

[the-moon-styx]

Hello Eris, glad to meet you again

[theendlesseris]

oh yeah hi long time no see :3, sorry I haven't been around much I had some internal stuff to deal with, some petty colony trying to start a war or something.

[the-moon-styx]

Well my freind, why don't we strike up another deal

[theendlesseris]

is that safe, I've still got the other boon you gave me?

[the-moon-styx]

Fully safe

[theendlesseris]

Oki, whatcha got?

[the-moon-styx]

I want you to join my side

[theendlesseris]

your side on what¿ :3

[the-moon-styx]

Become a soldier of hell at the promise that your people will be protected

[theendlesseris]

Hmm. Who are we fighting against?

[the-moon-styx]

No one as of yet but

Hell needs people to run it

[theendlesseris]

and what's in it for me? I have mouths to feed and things to do.

[the-moon-styx]

Those mouths will stay forever fed

[theendlesseris]

hmm, can you get me more systems as well, I can generally be as big or small as I want, but I need more mass, I would be able to do whatever duties you need better.

[the-moon-styx]

How would a 30 fold increase work

[theendlesseris]

Das a lot of systems... Uh sure if you can find that many... It would help if some of them can be habitable by mortals.

[the-moon-styx]

Darling I can manipulate reality across the entire multiverse, doing such won't be an issue

[theendlesseris]

yayayay, uhh but I know there's always a catch to these things, haven't even tried your heal yet because I wasn't desperate enough... What's the price???

[the-moon-styx]

The catch is that you have to work in hell

And don't use the healing potions that was when I was trying to get you to cause a mass extinction event

[theendlesseris]

you what??????? I mean iI'll still do it but that is low...

[theendlesseris]

*the room began to fill with a deep frost, someone was here and they had a deal to make*

uhhhh, hello? *It shot up from it's book and into a defensive pose*

[the-moon-styx]

Hello Eris, glad to meet you again

[theendlesseris]

oh yeah hi long time no see :3, sorry I haven't been around much I had some internal stuff to deal with, some petty colony trying to start a war or something.

[the-moon-styx]

Well my freind, why don't we strike up another deal

[theendlesseris]

is that safe, I've still got the other boon you gave me?

[the-moon-styx]

Fully safe

[theendlesseris]

Oki, whatcha got?

[the-moon-styx]

I want you to join my side

[theendlesseris]

your side on what¿ :3

[the-moon-styx]

Become a soldier of hell at the promise that your people will be protected

[theendlesseris]

Hmm. Who are we fighting against?

[the-moon-styx]

No one as of yet but

Hell needs people to run it

[theendlesseris]

and what's in it for me? I have mouths to feed and things to do.

[the-moon-styx]

Those mouths will stay forever fed

[theendlesseris]

hmm, can you get me more systems as well, I can generally be as big or small as I want, but I need more mass, I would be able to do whatever duties you need better.

[the-moon-styx]

How would a 30 fold increase work

[theendlesseris]

Das a lot of systems... Uh sure if you can find that many... It would help if some of them can be habitable by mortals.

[the-moon-styx]

Darling I can manipulate reality across the entire multiverse, doing such won't be an issue

[theendlesseris]

yayayay, uhh but I know there's always a catch to these things, haven't even tried your heal yet because I wasn't desperate enough... What's the price???

[theendlesseris]

*the room began to fill with a deep frost, someone was here and they had a deal to make*

uhhhh, hello? *It shot up from it's book and into a defensive pose*

[the-moon-styx]

Hello Eris, glad to meet you again

[theendlesseris]

oh yeah hi long time no see :3, sorry I haven't been around much I had some internal stuff to deal with, some petty colony trying to start a war or something.

[the-moon-styx]

Well my freind, why don't we strike up another deal

[theendlesseris]

is that safe, I've still got the other boon you gave me?

[the-moon-styx]

Fully safe

[theendlesseris]

Oki, whatcha got?

[the-moon-styx]

I want you to join my side

[theendlesseris]

your side on what¿ :3

[the-moon-styx]

Become a soldier of hell at the promise that your people will be protected

[theendlesseris]

Hmm. Who are we fighting against?

[the-moon-styx]

No one as of yet but

Hell needs people to run it

[theendlesseris]

and what's in it for me? I have mouths to feed and things to do.

[the-moon-styx]

Those mouths will stay forever fed

[theendlesseris]

hmm, can you get me more systems as well, I can generally be as big or small as I want, but I need more mass, I would be able to do whatever duties you need better.

[the-moon-styx]

How would a 30 fold increase work

[theendlesseris]

Das a lot of systems... Uh sure if you can find that many... It would help if some of them can be habitable by mortals.

[theendlesseris]

*the room began to fill with a deep frost, someone was here and they had a deal to make*

uhhhh, hello? *It shot up from it's book and into a defensive pose*

[the-moon-styx]

Hello Eris, glad to meet you again

[theendlesseris]

oh yeah hi long time no see :3, sorry I haven't been around much I had some internal stuff to deal with, some petty colony trying to start a war or something.

[the-moon-styx]

Well my freind, why don't we strike up another deal

[theendlesseris]

is that safe, I've still got the other boon you gave me?

[the-moon-styx]

Fully safe

[theendlesseris]

Oki, whatcha got?

[the-moon-styx]

I want you to join my side

[theendlesseris]

your side on what¿ :3

[the-moon-styx]

Become a soldier of hell at the promise that your people will be protected

[theendlesseris]

Hmm. Who are we fighting against?

[the-moon-styx]

No one as of yet but

Hell needs people to run it

[theendlesseris]

and what's in it for me? I have mouths to feed and things to do.

[the-moon-styx]

Those mouths will stay forever fed

[theendlesseris]

hmm, can you get me more systems as well, I can generally be as big or small as I want, but I need more mass, I would be able to do whatever duties you need better.

[theendlesseris]

*the room began to fill with a deep frost, someone was here and they had a deal to make*

uhhhh, hello? *It shot up from it's book and into a defensive pose*

[the-moon-styx]

Hello Eris, glad to meet you again

[theendlesseris]

oh yeah hi long time no see :3, sorry I haven't been around much I had some internal stuff to deal with, some petty colony trying to start a war or something.

[the-moon-styx]

Well my freind, why don't we strike up another deal

[theendlesseris]

is that safe, I've still got the other boon you gave me?

[the-moon-styx]

Fully safe

[theendlesseris]

Oki, whatcha got?

[the-moon-styx]

I want you to join my side

[theendlesseris]

your side on what¿ :3

[the-moon-styx]

Become a soldier of hell at the promise that your people will be protected

[theendlesseris]

Hmm. Who are we fighting against?

[the-moon-styx]

No one as of yet but

Hell needs people to run it

[theendlesseris]

and what's in it for me? I have mouths to feed and things to do.