It's All Or Nothing

If you give it all you will have it all. There is no in between.

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broken coping mechanisms

[theawkwardyeti.com] See you at SDCC on Saturday 2-3pm, booth 1503 (gocomics) I’ll be signing free posters.

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Yep

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How the signs wasted their summer

Aries: got into probably twelve more fandoms

Taurus: lied around the house all day

Gemini: talking to strangers on the Internet

Cancer: worrying about school

Leo: texting their friends, and promising to make plans, but never goes through with them

Virgo: playing sims

Libra: online shopping

Scorpio: stalking their crush

Sagittarius: marathoning some tv show

Capricorn: becoming more goth than they already are

Aquarius: avoiding everyone they know, and making a successful tumblr blog

Pisces: sleeping

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I feel bad for my cousin for being the 6th (and last) child of the family. By the time she was born, my aunt was so done and gave no fucks anymore about naming her that she told anyone who wanted to name her next kid to write it in a piece of paper and into a straw, like a fucking lottery, and whatever paper in straw she picked would be her name.  She got lucky, the name that came out wasn’t terrible, but it’s average as fuck. She also grew up to be average as fuck. No one gives a shit about her. Sometimes we forgot she exists. 

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I act all tough girl and badass around my friends, but then when I’m alone I cry over the stupidest sad scenes in movies. 

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Not even gonna try

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Woman in Mexico is put in jail for refusing to do husband's laundry

A husband in Tampico, Tamaulipas, Mexico claimed that his wife refused to do his laundry and had her fined and put in jail for “causing a disturbance”

A woman in Tamaulipas, Mexico was accused of "causing a disturbance" by her husband. Why did her lover and life partner call the cops? Because she refused to do his laundry. The 26-year-old man says that he asked his 21-year-old wife to wash and iron his laundry. She refused because she knew he just needed clean clothes to wear to see his mistress. I guess "knew" is a strong word, but if there's a chance your hard work is going to please some other lady who doesn't have to deal with his skidmarks, you better believe you'd be yelling, "Hell no, we won't go... to the laundromat." According to Fox News Latino, after the police responded to the disturbance complaint, the husband told them that his wife spends her time avoiding chores and watching television. She argued that she wasn't feeling well, but the officers told her it was a 400 peso fine (about $25) for disturbing the peace. She couldn't pay and, shockingly, her husband refused to. She was arrested and spent 12 hours in jail. This story is pretty ridiculous, but it's also upsetting that a woman can be imprisoned over ironing and the cost of two movie tickets. I hope when she got out she bleached his clothes until they turn into soup.

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the number of selfie a girl takes directly correlates to the level of boredom she’s in

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i can play dumb if it suits the crowd